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>be me
>be walking home buzzed straight from a halloween party
>dressed as a bird
>walk past this gas station I used to work
>hear moaning
>there's this L shaped alley where they wash cars
>I sneak to the back, there's a couple teens making out
>bipolar so when I get buzzed I'm like the joker on cocaine
>decide to fuck with them
>there's this spotlight they use when they have work after sundown, it points from the entrance of the alley to the corner
>i turn it on, it takes a few seconds so I rush in front of it
>giant birdman shadow appears
>I scream bloody murder in bird language and flap my big wings while I run to the teens
>he fucks off over the metal fence, dude's dick still out and flailing
>girl falls to the floor, she looks high as fuck
>barely responds when i talk to her
>i call the cops
>mfw it turns out the guy tried to date-rape her
>mfw when i put on a weird suit and prevented a crime
>mfw when i am the shadow that flaps in the night
>be walking home buzzed straight from a halloween party
>dressed as a bird
>walk past this gas station I used to work
>hear moaning
>there's this L shaped alley where they wash cars
>I sneak to the back, there's a couple teens making out
>bipolar so when I get buzzed I'm like the joker on cocaine
>decide to fuck with them
>there's this spotlight they use when they have work after sundown, it points from the entrance of the alley to the corner
>i turn it on, it takes a few seconds so I rush in front of it
>giant birdman shadow appears
>I scream bloody murder in bird language and flap my big wings while I run to the teens
>he fucks off over the metal fence, dude's dick still out and flailing
>girl falls to the floor, she looks high as fuck
>barely responds when i talk to her
>i call the cops
>mfw it turns out the guy tried to date-rape her
>mfw when i put on a weird suit and prevented a crime
>mfw when i am the shadow that flaps in the night
