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>beating my meat on the coach naked when I hear a knock on the door
>yell one minute and scamper to get clothed
>go outside and it’s some white trash guy in a salesmen uniform
>he wants me to adopt a niglet or something
>constanzaface.bmp
>he says he used to do hip hop with known artists
>lmao ok
>tell him to bust a free
>he raps about elephants and mice
>trying not to laugh at this silly little man (5’6”)
>pick a 14 yo nog from Benin to sponser because spurdo memes
>filling out email and phone # on his ipad
>massergasser (at) gaymale
> ### 240 1488
kek
>next screen appears
>asks for a bank account number and card
mother
fucking
botnet
>mfw it’s the botnet and it’s at my door
>hand him back iPad and say sorry to niggers dying in Africa
>go back inside and continue fapping to gentoo
How was your day /bant/?
>yell one minute and scamper to get clothed
>go outside and it’s some white trash guy in a salesmen uniform
>he wants me to adopt a niglet or something
>constanzaface.bmp
>he says he used to do hip hop with known artists
>lmao ok
>tell him to bust a free
>he raps about elephants and mice
>trying not to laugh at this silly little man (5’6”)
>pick a 14 yo nog from Benin to sponser because spurdo memes
>filling out email and phone # on his ipad
>massergasser (at) gaymale
> ### 240 1488
kek
>next screen appears
>asks for a bank account number and card
mother
fucking
botnet
>mfw it’s the botnet and it’s at my door
>hand him back iPad and say sorry to niggers dying in Africa
>go back inside and continue fapping to gentoo
How was your day /bant/?
