Fucking disgusting /r9k/ incel niggers, why have so many of you entered my board?

Anyways, in an effort to contribute to fixing the incel problem, here is a definite, guaranteed way to actually get a pretty girlfriend and ascend inceldom:

Just have fun.
Thats right! Stop trying to be alpha, stop trying to be a badass, stop trying to be Chad Thunercock. You need to actually focus on bringing value to peoples lives by being a positive and fun person to be around. Literally just have fun talking to people and you will automatically get a great circle of friends and a lot of nice girls to chose from.

How can you expect other people to bring value to your life if you're not willing to do the same?