sup /bant/, so the other day i was taking a shit and i suddenly got really angry at restaurant drinks. they serve you a fuckton of ice and pour in about 10ml of the drink you actually want and then they slap you with a 30$ bill or some shit. so, because i’m a genius, i invented pic related. it’s called the winter cup and it’s a motherfucking cup inside of a cup so u can put ice and shit in the outer cup and then put ur actual drink in the inside, so the ice will constantly surround the inner drink and keep it cool forever. plus, you actually get a cup’s worth of drink. isn’t it fucking amazing? it even takes into account the way people drink shit, so the top of the inner cup is bent onto the outer cup so it flows straight into ur mouth. fuck.

why am i posting this on 4chan instead of kickstarter and becoming a millionaire? fuck you, that’s why. you better not steal my idea because my dad is in the fbi and he will track your ip down right to ur momma’s basement, fucker. ya rly. it’s gonna cost around 7 or 8 dollars when i start selling this worldwide, but since you guys are probably poor as fuck, it’ll cost around 15 dollars.

lol see you fags in two years when i sit on top of my mansion with five girls sucking my peepee. sipping from a winter cup, of course.