Does anyone else tell greentext stories in real life and pretend that the story is about you?
I've been doing it for some time, and I've told alot of stories lol. It seemed to work since I got a gf and really good friends because I'm the funny guy in the circle.
I've build relationships on lies though lol, and the relationships are so solified that I can't tell the truth anymore.
Everytime I tell one of these stories to a new person, I pray they aren't a lurker.

Does anyone else do this?
Pic related is one of my classics