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Anonymous ID:XTQA1r33 Wed 13 Jun 2018 04:32:12 No.5481503 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5481740 >>5486524

Rules: I insert object, post below says what is dispensed. Then they day what they put in. Repeat as necessary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XTQA1r33 Wed 13 Jun 2018 04:35:48 No.5481523 Report

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Insert: bottle of shampoo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WpJIX91K Wed 13 Jun 2018 04:38:39 No.5481537 Report

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20 eggs
Insert 1 dollar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BvEubcRI Wed 13 Jun 2018 04:39:52 No.5481542 Report

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A bad thread
Insert: 25 cents

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GR75qdAQ Wed 13 Jun 2018 04:42:24 No.5481551 Report

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One bottle of horse semen
Insert 1,000,000,000,000 zimbabwe dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WpJIX91K Wed 13 Jun 2018 04:50:39 No.5481588 Report

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A zedonk
Insert the zedonk

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90sndGOL Wed 13 Jun 2018 05:20:25 No.5481740 Report

Quoted By: >>5483689

>>5481503
lots of honking
i insert 1 duck

!8tDr.BuMPk

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!8tDr.BuMPk ID:SnRt/jKT Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:43:13 No.5483689 Report

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>>5481740
you get 4 more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eGUyXDIC Wed 13 Jun 2018 11:04:13 No.5483822 Report

Quoted By: >>5483872

insert as

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SnRt/jKT Wed 13 Jun 2018 11:13:08 No.5483872 Report

Quoted By: >>5485089

>>5483822
You get df
insert lego

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FyZfglG7 Wed 13 Jun 2018 13:39:05 No.5485089 Report

Quoted By: >>5485092

>>5483872
You get a house.

Inserting my body.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zE0eM2Ml Wed 13 Jun 2018 13:40:00 No.5485092 Report

Quoted By: >>5485144

>>5485089
u dead ass nigga
insert my huge brown peepee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aaEUB2Nv Wed 13 Jun 2018 13:49:57 No.5485144 Report

Quoted By: >>5486465

>>5485092
You get herpes
Inserting my 23 and me results

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WpJIX91K Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:09:02 No.5486465 Report

Quoted By:

>>5485144
You get an ancient celtic warrior
Inserting a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zf05IsD/ Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:16:48 No.5486524 Report

Quoted By:

>>5481503
Nigger semen
Insert: A Nigeria passport

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VM//DnEx Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:18:21 No.5486534 Report

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A south african passport

Food

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XTQA1r33 Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:44:44 No.5486751 Report

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Feces
Insert: fleshlight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WpJIX91K Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:46:26 No.5486772 Report

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Varg's face comes out the dispenser
Insert 2uhu stuffy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sJfdpjvI Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:56:26 No.5486888 Report

Quoted By: >>5486935

you get a sock
I insert a used condom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+J62zFFk Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:00:29 No.5486935 Report

Quoted By: >>5486953

>>5486888
you get trips
insert a monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sJfdpjvI Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:02:23 No.5486953 Report

Quoted By:

>>5486935
you get a thanks because I didnt notice my trips
i insert a leather jacket

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wWdCUulu Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:04:23 No.5486975 Report

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you get a 1 Dickle Rick
Insert: 1 pair of programming socks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RKHLJWoP Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:09:59 No.5487043 Report

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two pairs of programming mittens
a single website

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WpJIX91K Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:13:54 No.5487084 Report

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50000000000000 reddit gold
my dying laptop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nZLPz1i2 Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:24:32 No.5487181 Report

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You get a gamecube with a mini bagel in the disc slot.
Insert: a box of moderate size

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WYkwjNXZ Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:29:57 No.5487228 Report

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A slightly bigger box
Insert: my cat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WpJIX91K Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:00:37 No.5489370 Report

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You get your cat back but he's fat after eating the contents of the vending machine
I insert car keys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VM//DnEx Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:02:07 No.5489385 Report

Quoted By: >>5489462

You get the car keys of a random ass car in the middle of nowhere that you'll never find

I insert OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DjA5lkx+ Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:13:52 No.5489462 Report

Quoted By: >>5489977

>>5489385
You get someone that isn't a faggot
I insert frog posters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XTQA1r33 Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:41:58 No.5489977 Report

Quoted By: >>5490124

>>5489462
You get a gay green penis
Insert my toenail clippings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mjqQlda6 Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:04:07 No.5490124 Report

Quoted By: >>5490142

>>5489977
You get your clone
I insert Manxlet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LtRGR+Cd Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:07:05 No.5490142 Report

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>>5490124
You get a large, wet rock.
Insert all my towels.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:teW6yFR8 Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:42:18 No.5490353 Report

Quoted By: >>5490429

You get one dry washcloth

I insert my virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MKsXBsUD Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:52:25 No.5490429 Report

Quoted By: >>5490442 >>5490449

>>5490353
You get nothing
I insert my chopped off penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9oq+P2Ek Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:54:09 No.5490442 Report

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>>5490429
you get a packet of condoms

i insert lighter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VM//DnEx Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:54:47 No.5490449 Report

Quoted By: >>5490464

>>5490429
You get the lighter back but it can only light heroin pipes

I insert my will to live

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MKsXBsUD Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:56:47 No.5490464 Report

Quoted By: >>5490517

>>5490449
You get a noose.
I insert a bag of aborted black people.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WYkwjNXZ Wed 13 Jun 2018 21:03:02 No.5490517 Report

Quoted By: >>5490546

>>5490464
You get a welfare check
Insert: my hand

h*ck

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h*ck ID:MLOPjUYW Wed 13 Jun 2018 21:07:12 No.5490546 Report

Quoted By: >>5490612

>>5490517
You get my hand <3

I insert my Yu Gi Oh collection.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WYkwjNXZ Wed 13 Jun 2018 21:13:39 No.5490612 Report

Quoted By: >>5490646

>>5490546
You get exodia'd
Insert: my piano

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DjA5lkx+ Wed 13 Jun 2018 21:14:36 No.5490646 Report

Quoted By:

>>5490612
You get my Pokemon collection
I insert my vidya collction

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