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Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:33:14 No.5482740 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5482742 >>5482760 >>5482771 >>5482777 >>5482785 >>5482828 >>5483420 >>5483594

How do I stop shoving things up my butt every day?

Heaven

Heaven ID:gdFDm9MB Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:34:10 No.5482742 Report

Quoted By: >>5482752

>>5482740
cut your hands off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pVzCnUDj Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:34:21 No.5482744 Report

Quoted By: >>5482752

put cement up your ass till it dries

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ij3SDm5o Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:34:59 No.5482747 Report

Quoted By: >>5482752

hmm

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:36:23 No.5482752 Report

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>>5482742
But then how do I play video games?
>>5482744
But then how do I poop?
>>5482747
Pic related

Space cowboy

Space cowboy ID:m7jpo01i Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:38:01 No.5482760 Report

Quoted By: >>5482791

>>5482740
just stop being a faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qd0r6mIw Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:39:34 No.5482769 Report

Quoted By: >>5482791

Get a big dick bf to do it for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XYJifp56 Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:40:00 No.5482771 Report

Quoted By: >>5482791

>>5482740
suicide

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ﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠ ID:6cGIdbPY Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:40:37 No.5482777 Report

Quoted By: >>5482791

>>5482740
I'm not a miracle worker here

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t4rzMPiv Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:41:29 No.5482780 Report

Quoted By: >>5482791

you shouldn't stop it's good for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:43:01 No.5482785 Report

Quoted By: >>5482791

>>5482740
don't, instead take pics and sell them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:45:04 No.5482791 Report

Quoted By: >>5482798 >>5482805 >>5482835 >>5482976

>>5482760
No
>>5482769
Well there's this guy seven years older than me with a 8 1/2 inch long weewee that wants to make me his slutty wife (male)
>>5482771
No
>>5482777
That's too bad
>>5482780
Do you put things in your butt?
>>5482785
I do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:46:48 No.5482798 Report

Quoted By: >>5482803 >>5482976

>>5482791
> this guy seven years older than me
And how old are you? Also 8.5 inches is too fucking big

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:47:21 No.5482803 Report

Quoted By: >>5482825

>>5482798
I'm in my early 20's, and my peepee is quite large like his.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4rzMPiv Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:47:59 No.5482805 Report

Quoted By: >>5482813

>>5482791
yes it's very healthy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:49:21 No.5482813 Report

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>>5482805
What do you normally put up your butt? I've been trying to fit a fist in there lately, just put 4 fingers in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EysZ6Xpc Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:50:12 No.5482819 Report

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cut out your prostate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:51:19 No.5482825 Report

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>>5482803
well, go for it if like big things, never really understood this size thing muself tbdesu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/8uYRdy5 Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:51:41 No.5482828 Report

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>>5482740
Start putting things that hurt up your butt so your body will learn it's a bad thing. That way you will lose the urges to do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qd0r6mIw Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:52:41 No.5482835 Report

Quoted By: >>5482866 >>5482976

>>5482791
>Well there's this guy seven years older than me with a 8 1/2 inch long weewee that wants to make me his slutty wife (male)
YOU COULD BE LIVING THE DREAM RIGHT NOW
JUST DO IT FAGGOT

If you really want to, don't rush into it if you're not sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:01:32 No.5482866 Report

Quoted By: >>5482881 >>5482901 >>5483046

>>5482835
I'm waiting until the first of the month. He says he'll give me $200 for me being so lewd with him. After that he says he wants to continue spoiling me, give me a big weekly allowance and keep me home, invite guys over to fuck me, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:07:48 No.5482881 Report

Quoted By: >>5482888

>>5482866
oh no, thats gross, kys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:09:25 No.5482888 Report

Quoted By: >>5482973

>>5482881
>Russia calling anything gross
Takes one to know one, I guess..

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qd0r6mIw Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:11:20 No.5482901 Report

Quoted By: >>5482911

>>5482866
>invite guys over to fuck me, etc.
Umm
Well I was expecting something a little different. Usually when people say "make me his wife" they're talking a loving, monogamous relationship rather than glorified prostitution but whatever floats your boat I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:13:56 No.5482911 Report

Quoted By: >>5483047

>>5482901
I said slutty wife, didn't I? He said it'd be me choosing partners anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:28:18 No.5482973 Report

Quoted By: >>5483347

>>5482888
i hope you're just larping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GTcijYyT Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:29:39 No.5482976 Report

Quoted By: >>5482999 >>5483047

>>5482791
>>5482798
>>5482835

I have an 8.5 inch benis :)
But Im tall so it looks smaller :(((

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:35:11 No.5482999 Report

Quoted By: >>5483033

>>5482976
its longer than my foot, anon
no idea how anyone can enjoy size like that

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ﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠﾠ ID:6cGIdbPY Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:46:28 No.5483033 Report

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>>5482999
Small feet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QGwL/nQE Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:48:40 No.5483046 Report

Quoted By: >>5483347

>>5482866
So you're basically a prostitute?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qd0r6mIw Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:48:55 No.5483047 Report

Quoted By: >>5483074 >>5483075 >>5483347

>>5482911
...but you're still basically getting payed to fuel this guy's cuck fetish. I mean if you need the money, go for it. It's just that I don't think that kind of lifestyle would be very fulfilling 2bh.

>>5482976
Oh yeah? Prove it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GTcijYyT Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:54:55 No.5483074 Report

Quoted By: >>5483364

>>5483047
>Prove it
>On /bant/
Yeah right
So an evil russian wizard can steal the picture and put it in his penis pictures cave

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:55:03 No.5483075 Report

Quoted By: >>5483606

>>5483047
My feet are not small, dumb gayposter!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ij3SDm5o Wed 13 Jun 2018 09:56:58 No.5483079 Report

Quoted By: >>5483610

I have size 12 feet
how big is my dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/lo0khhw Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:11:52 No.5483347 Report

Quoted By: >>5483360 >>5483606

>>5483047
>>5483046
>>5482973
Please never post in my threads again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:15:47 No.5483360 Report

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>>5483347
Or else what, you gonna shove a 15 inch dildo up your ass, fag?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4eW6zD4Z Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:16:33 No.5483364 Report

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>>5483074
This is the exact reason I've never posted my cock on 4chan. I posted my hand on [s4s] once and there's a guy that still has it saved.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wx3bJb8S Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:19:33 No.5483420 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482740
you're in need of a boyfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TrPbpjJq Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:23:34 No.5483594 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482740
cut your butt off and put cement around your hands til it dries

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qd0r6mIw Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:25:43 No.5483606 Report

Quoted By: >>5483622

>>5483075
Learn how to read ID's, dumb angrykotposter.

>>5483347
Cheating is dumb and gross, especially if you get paid for it. If you don't like people reminding you of that, it's probably not a good idea to make it your full-time job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GTcijYyT Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:26:13 No.5483610 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483079
Very small?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tVCJbnY Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:29:23 No.5483622 Report

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>>5483606
i just don't know how i got a link to your post

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