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Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 01:07:08 No.548480 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>548501 >>548506 >>548525 >>548535 >>548545 >>548688 >>548938 >>549016 >>549422 >>549458 >>549830 >>549882 >>549957 >>550076 >>550616 >>551044 >>551373 >>551545

One little roll edition

Pirate Level 1: 4/10 (70 HP 70 MP 185G) Items: 1 Minor Healing potion

Pirate Level 1: 4/10 (70 HP 70 MP 185G) Items: 1 Minor Healing potion ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:08:24 No.548501 Report

Quoted By: >>548540

>>548480
roll for new class

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:08:46 No.548506 Report

Quoted By: >>548540 >>548585

>>548480
roll for new role

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EjWB3JyR Thu 18 May 2017 01:09:00 No.548510 Report

Quoted By: >>548540

pew pew

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:09:35 No.548525 Report

Quoted By: >>548540

>>548480
Rolling

Elven Court Wizard

Elven Court Wizard ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:10:08 No.548535 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
Sweet.
Roll to learn fireball

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 01:10:30 No.548540 Report

Quoted By: >>548571 >>548585 >>548638

>>548501
>Elf Wizard
>>548506
>The Dark Trap
>>548510
>Self-Tamer
>>548525
>Ork Jester

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:10:46 No.548545 Report

Quoted By: >>548602

>>548480
Roll.

Cobb

Cobb ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:11:51 No.548567 Report

Quoted By: >>548592

New class, here we go.

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:12:04 No.548571 Report

Quoted By:

>>548540
I can read.

Roll to learn Meteor

Elven Court Wizard
70 HP
70 MP
100G
Items: nothing
Skills: Fireball

The Dark Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 0/10

The Dark Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 0/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:12:52 No.548585 Report

Quoted By:

>>548506
>>548540
The fun bgins here~

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 100G

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 100G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:13:06 No.548592 Report

Quoted By:

>>548567
thugnificient

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:13:16 No.548597 Report

Quoted By: >>548664

Rolly rolly~!

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:13:37 No.548602 Report

Quoted By: >>548650

>>548545
Guess I'm a big strong orc warrior.
>Roll to pick out a cool weapon

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:13:50 No.548607 Report

Quoted By: >>548628 >>548647 >>548650

Roll to learn Frost Nova

The Dark Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 0/10

The Dark Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 0/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:14:59 No.548626 Report

Quoted By: >>548686

Roll to learn equestrian skills

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 100G

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 100G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:15:04 No.548628 Report

Quoted By: >>548645 >>548647

>>548607
Roll to squeeze 10G out of puny wizard.

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:15:35 No.548638 Report

Quoted By: >>548679

>>548540
Roll to figure out what to do now

Royal Guard Lvl 1 [hp70/70 mp70/70] 100g

Royal Guard Lvl 1 [hp70/70 mp70/70] 100g ID:volJxFCW Thu 18 May 2017 01:15:49 No.548644 Report

Quoted By: >>548669 >>548689 >>548843

WHERE IS THAT FILTHY PEASANT

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:15:51 No.548645 Report

Quoted By: >>548670

>>548628
Took your Gs, boy!

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:15:53 No.548647 Report

Quoted By:

>>548607

Elven Court Wizard
70 HP
70 MP
100G
Items: nothing
Skills: Fireball--- 15 MP: deals roll x2 damage, can hit multiple people
Frost Nova--- 15MP :deals no damage, however it can freeze multiple targets at a time, roll number x 30 is seconds they are frozen
>>548628
roll to take it back

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:16:01 No.548650 Report

Quoted By: >>548670 >>548679 >>548735

>>548602
I get a dinky dagger, but seeing as I'm an orc, it doesn't do much more than my fists would. Oh well.
>>548607
Oi, Wizard, you need anything done? I could retrieve a magical artifact for you or something

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:16:43 No.548664 Report

Quoted By: >>548690 >>548708

>>548597

I am a dragon. A magic dragon! The kind that lives by the sea! And my job is to collect gold and gems and riches! But how?

I guess I'll start by pocketing my current hoard to see how big it is!

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:16:55 No.548669 Report

Quoted By: >>548737

>>548644
Hey guard, give me 10G.

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:16:55 No.548670 Report

Quoted By: >>548689 >>548754

>>548645
they are mine again
>>548650
I will enchant your weapon (gives +1 to any attacking roll) if you take down >>548645
for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:COuslZeY Thu 18 May 2017 01:17:02 No.548673 Report

Quoted By:

The hero has returned!

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:17:29 No.548679 Report

Quoted By: >>548731 >>548735

>>548638
I figure out I should start jesting.
>Roll to switch >>548650 dagger with a dildo

The Dark Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 1/10

The Dark Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 1/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:17:46 No.548686 Report

Quoted By:

>>548626
My steed runs faster than ever, yet it needs to be improved in order to terrorize small villages in the near future ^^

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S2AGoTmD Thu 18 May 2017 01:17:54 No.548688 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
Roll

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug 70HP 70 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:18:00 No.548689 Report

Quoted By: >>548754

>>548670
Fucker. Took another from >>548644 so it's all good.

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:18:02 No.548690 Report

Quoted By: >>548726 >>548798

>>548664

>You are a dragon, and technically naked. You have no means to pocket your hoard of gold, which remains rather impressive,

I attempt to search for a bag or something to hold my hoard in!

Hero from previous thread 56/70 150 gold lvl 1

Hero from previous thread 56/70 150 gold lvl 1 ID:COuslZeY Thu 18 May 2017 01:18:47 No.548708 Report

Quoted By: >>548849 >>548947

>>548664
I shall fight this draggin!

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard (70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:19:26 No.548726 Report

Quoted By: >>548760 >>548849

>>548690
I can give you an enchanted bag of holding, but i need a favor in return. I need a powerful enchanted staff, could you get me it?

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 70HP 70 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 70HP 70 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:19:34 No.548731 Report

Quoted By: >>548771

>>548679
Hey, give me your dagger.

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:19:39 No.548735 Report

Quoted By:

>>548650
>>548679
Neat. I take your itty bitty dagger and switch for the enchanted Big Black Schlonger (+2 attacks, but only on thrust attacks)

Royal Guard Lvl 1 [hp70/70 mp70/70] 100g

Royal Guard Lvl 1 [hp70/70 mp70/70] 100g ID:volJxFCW Thu 18 May 2017 01:19:47 No.548737 Report

Quoted By: >>548793 >>548818

>>548669
WHY WON'T YOU DIE!

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:20:21 No.548754 Report

Quoted By: >>548836

>>548670
Sounds good, even though you're not an enchanter
>>548689
I roll to smack you with my kni- whoops, looks like I have a big ol' dildo now. I still attack I guess

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:20:32 No.548760 Report

Quoted By: >>548824 >>548836

>>548726
>Roll to fill the bag of holding with an infinite amount of foam peanuts

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 70HP 50 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 70HP 50 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:21:06 No.548771 Report

Quoted By:

>>548731
>I failed to take the dagger and succeeded only in hurting myself (-20MP for hurt pride)

The Dark Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 1/10

The Dark Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 1/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:21:19 No.548777 Report

Quoted By: >>548819 >>548824 >>548827

roll to terrorize the closest village and re-modify their social ideas so they don't think traps are heresy

Hero from last thread, 56/70 hp, 150 gold, lvl 1

Hero from last thread, 56/70 hp, 150 gold, lvl 1 ID:COuslZeY Thu 18 May 2017 01:21:35 No.548787 Report

Quoted By:

Bow down to the hero now!!
ALL OF YOU, GET ME TENDERS!

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 63HP 50 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 63HP 50 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:22:06 No.548793 Report

Quoted By: >>548818 >>548822

>>548737
Hey, I need another 10G.

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 67/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 67/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:22:21 No.548798 Report

Quoted By: >>548824

>>548690

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBD63LTJDOA

>While searching for a container, you stub your foot on a boulder. Ouch! (-3 HP) Your distinctive roar can be heard for miles.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! I think I'll just practice fire-breathing for the moment instead at the moment.

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 63HP 50 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 63HP 50 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:23:23 No.548818 Report

Quoted By:

>>548793
>>548737
Sorry, I didn't mean it. Keep your measly 10G.

The Dark King of Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10

The Dark King of Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:23:26 No.548819 Report

Quoted By: >>548836 >>548839

>>548777
Hail the Trap King

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +2 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +2 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:23:38 No.548822 Report

Quoted By: >>548861

>>548793
Hey buddy, pay attention to me, I just poked you with a big black dildo.
>Roll to attack again, hopefully shove the schlonger in your throat

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 3/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 3/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:23:47 No.548824 Report

Quoted By:

>>548760
devilish
>>548798
Get me a powerful magic staff, and i will give you a magic bag of holding
>>548777
Hail?

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 63HP 50 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 63HP 50 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:23:53 No.548827 Report

Quoted By: >>548845

>>548777
Heil King

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:24:23 No.548836 Report

Quoted By: >>548845 >>548865

>>548754
It was an accidental enchantment.
>>548760
The peanuts spill out everywhere and fill the entire world. Everyone watch your step
>>548819
>Roll to throw the Trap Kings bday party

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 01:24:26 No.548839 Report

Quoted By:

>>548819
No you're not King, only your first roll can make you King.

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (70/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (70/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:24:43 No.548843 Report

Quoted By:

>>548644
Roll to charisma check, trying to get you to not attack me
*starts crying again*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 01:24:45 No.548845 Report

Quoted By:

>>548836
>>548827
Not King.

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:25:11 No.548849 Report

Quoted By: >>548947

>>548726

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR! Who dare enters my dom- oh, hey wizard, I was thinking about looking for you. I'd be glad to give you a talon, but first you have to help me fight off this >>548708 ruffian, unless you know him or something!

>Learned: Fire Breath (10 MP): Cooks up to three targets for twice the standard damage (does not apply to crits.)

>>548708

What buisness do you have with me, mortal!?

The Dark King of Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10

The Dark King of Trap (70hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:25:18 No.548850 Report

Quoted By: >>548859 >>548865 >>548947 >>548970

THE King commits her first edict: all non-traps must pay a tribute of 10 g NOW

>roll and see what happens~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 01:25:54 No.548859 Report

Quoted By: >>548970

>>548850
Not King.

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 50HP 50 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 50HP 50 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:26:00 No.548861 Report

Quoted By: >>548930 >>548945

>>548822
>You missed my throat but still slapped me good with your dubs.

That'll cost you to poke me with your big black caucus. 20G sounds about right. Rolling.

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:26:16 No.548865 Report

Quoted By: >>549029

>>548836
>>548850
The party is a success, though the King turns out to be just a Trap.
>Roll to leak her/his nudes online, shaming them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MpsM0x18 Thu 18 May 2017 01:27:00 No.548928 Report

Quoted By:

roll me senpai!!!11

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 50HP 50 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 50HP 50 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:27:00 No.548930 Report

Quoted By: >>548964

>>548861
I failed again. I roll to kill myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RNPKIy1e Thu 18 May 2017 01:27:16 No.548936 Report

Quoted By:

gnilloR

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWMSK2k7 Thu 18 May 2017 01:27:18 No.548938 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
Gimp me a role.

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +2 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +2 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:27:36 No.548945 Report

Quoted By: >>548985 >>549049

>>548861
Nice try, but I'm going to fuck you in half
>Rolling to slap you again

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 3/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 3/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:27:38 No.548947 Report

Quoted By: >>548970 >>549013

>>548708
roll to teleport the hero away from >>548849
>>548850
>the people form a mob and drag you out of the castle -10 HP

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 50HP 50 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 50HP 50 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:28:07 No.548964 Report

Quoted By:

>>548930
>I failed miserably. Overdosing on health potion was apparently a bad idea.

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:28:21 No.548970 Report

Quoted By:

>>548859
okay sweetie
>>548850
>nobody accepts the taxes and the QUEEEN oF Traps is dethroned>>548947

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h1cC5iR3 Thu 18 May 2017 01:28:30 No.548977 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 4/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 4/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:28:52 No.548985 Report

Quoted By: >>549054

>>548945
roll to imbue your dildo with magic,
0 is failure
1-4 gives 1 damage
5-8 gives 2
9 gives 3

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:29:01 No.549013 Report

Quoted By: >>549029 >>549034

>>548947

>Abilities:
- Fire Breath (10 MP): Cooks up to three targets for x2 damage (does not apply to crits.)
- Flight (Passive)

"I appreciate the aid. Now, tell me where this staff of yours lies, and I shall fly us there!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2y5xcjvz Thu 18 May 2017 01:29:18 No.549016 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
roll

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:30:00 No.549029 Report

Quoted By: >>549058 >>549097

>>548865
Pics of the Trap's dick gets out, and everyone sees it. Some get boners. The straight ones view less of the Dark Trap

>Roll to send >>549013 a surprise "pie"

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 4/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 4/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:30:08 No.549034 Report

Quoted By: >>549097

>>549013
its somewhere is Grundraaero

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 110G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 110G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:30:51 No.549049 Report

Quoted By: >>549067 >>549119

>>548945
>After my failed suicide attempt, I was subsequently throat fucked by a dildo. -5HP and a broken spirit (-40MP)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +4 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +4 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:31:10 No.549054 Report

Quoted By:

>>548985
Guess I've got a magic dildo now. I'll just add that to my previous thrust buff

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

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Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:31:24 No.549058 Report

Quoted By:

>>549029
I bought the pie from this guy. He seemed nice.

Human Landlord Lvl 1: 70HP/70MP/100G

Human Landlord Lvl 1: 70HP/70MP/100G ID:nWMSK2k7 Thu 18 May 2017 01:31:59 No.549067 Report

Quoted By: >>549102 >>549112 >>549119

>>549049
Sup. Heard you was livin' 'round my property. Give me 20 of yer fuckin' gold.

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:32:46 No.549083 Report

Quoted By:

roll to learn flamethrower

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:33:18 No.549092 Report

Quoted By: >>549125

>Roll to learn the Chacha Slide

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:33:27 No.549097 Report

Quoted By: >>549120

>>549034

""Grundraaero". Hop on my back and we shall depart immediately-"

>>549029

>(Add Item: Myserious "Pie")

"Hmmm, what IS this?" Bah, nevermind that, I shall attempt to fly to this Grudraaenro!

>Inventory:
- Mysterious "Pie"
>Abilities:
- Fire Breath (10 MP): Cooks up to three targets for x2 damage (does not apply to crits.)
- Flight (Passive)

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 90G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 90G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:33:43 No.549102 Report

Quoted By: >>549131 >>549701

>>549067
>You slumlorded me out of 20G

I may be down on my luck, but I still won't stand for this shit. Give me back my money.

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:34:10 No.549112 Report

Quoted By: >>549146 >>549701

>>549067
What I'm seeing? taxation IS theft
I'll teach u, spread urself,,I want BOIPUCCI at this precise moment
>rolls to see what happens next

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +4 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +4 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:34:19 No.549119 Report

Quoted By: >>549162 >>549701

>>549067
>>549049
You better hand it over, ruffian, don't make me utilize all four of this thrusting power

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:34:24 No.549120 Report

Quoted By: >>549186

>>549097
>goes onto back

Elven Court Wizard
Level 1, EXP: 5/10
70 HP
70 MP
100G
Items: nothing
Skills: Fireball--- 15 MP: deals roll x2 damage, can hit multiple people
Frost Nova--- 15MP :deals no damage, however it can freeze multiple targets at a time, roll number x 30 is seconds they are frozen

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100)

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:34:38 No.549125 Report

Quoted By: >>549164

>>549092
Damn. This dance is hard af.
>Roll to learn this damnable dance

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 70G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 70G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:34:51 No.549131 Report

Quoted By: >>549164 >>549181

>>549102
>Little failure, I not only got back my money but I dropped a further twenty G.

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:35:50 No.549146 Report

Quoted By:

>>549112
>disciplinary attempt ends in failure, bad landlord boi didn't learn

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the evil thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:36:29 No.549162 Report

Quoted By: >>549234

>>549119
>I hand over a further 20G in fear of further rape.

Please let me just die in a hole somewhere.

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:36:36 No.549164 Report

Quoted By: >>549181 >>549195

>>549125
Excellent.
>Roll to give >>549131 a newer, blacker dildo to restore his spirits

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (70/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (70/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:37:19 No.549177 Report

Quoted By: >>549202

Roll for a weapon pick up

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:37:28 No.549181 Report

Quoted By:

>>549164
>>549131
Hmm...It didnt help as much as I hoped.

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:37:54 No.549186 Report

Quoted By: >>549242

>>549120

>The dragon spreads his wings and lifts off after accelerating to a breathtaking speed, charging through the air like an aeroplane of the kind that had yet to be invented. In a few minutes, the trees and fields on the ground shrank to the size of insects. They were airborne.

(Lets pretend that's a free action and you didn't fall off of my back to your death.) "We're here now, mortal! Tell me the identity of the staff and I shall sniff it out!"

Cobb the evil thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the evil thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:38:29 No.549195 Report

Quoted By: >>549215 >>549258

>>549164
>I receive a used, fairly small, white dildo.

Thanks, I guess. Dance for me jester.

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (70/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (70/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:38:51 No.549202 Report

Quoted By: >>549226 >>549252

>>549177
Now I've got two of the same sword since I got the exact same doubles
Dual Short Swords, unaffected by spells and magic attacks
XP:3/10

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 2/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:39:15 No.549206 Report

Quoted By: >>549234 >>549348

roll to find a weapon

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:39:29 No.549215 Report

Quoted By: >>549258 >>549264

>>549195
Does the Chacha slide. Seductively
>Roll for effect

Cobb the evil thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the evil thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:40:05 No.549226 Report

Quoted By: >>549264 >>549271 >>549299

>>549202
Those are some nice swords buddy. Give me one.

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +4 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +4 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:40:20 No.549234 Report

Quoted By: >>549249 >>549348

>>549162
Good boy. Hopefully you've learned now, by trial of rape, that stealing is bad. Now, I must attend to a much more sinister criminal...
>>549206
DARK TRAAAAAP! LEAVE THIS LAND BE, OR I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH MY MIGHTY BBC!

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:40:40 No.549242 Report

Quoted By: >>549279

>>549186
Well, it's made of Enchanted Pinewood with a star fragment on the top

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:40:57 No.549249 Report

Quoted By: >>549336

>>549234
roll to enchant the dildo again

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (70/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (70/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:41:00 No.549252 Report

Quoted By: >>549271

>>549202
Me vs a slime in the woods
<lv1>Slime 10/10
Roll to attack

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:41:49 No.549258 Report

Quoted By: >>549289 >>549297

>>549215
>>549195
It works and Cobb gains +1 arousal
>Roll to show him a pic of the Dark Trap's dark dick

Cobb the evil thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the evil thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:42:03 No.549264 Report

Quoted By: >>549289 >>549297 >>549346

>>549215
>Seductive Chacha slide compels me to insert small white dildo into rectum, +20MP

Marry me, rolling

>>549226
>You handed over a sword
Thanks buddy

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:42:23 No.549271 Report

Quoted By: >>549299

>>549252
Fail, lose 5 hp
>>549226
Roll for pity. Cry and try to get a defense debuff

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:42:53 No.549279 Report

Quoted By: >>549334 >>549356 >>549364

>>549242

"Star fragment? Say no more!" I roooooooooaaa-oll to find the Enchanted Pinewood Staff amongst the woodland realms!

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:43:25 No.549289 Report

Quoted By: >>549400

>>549264
>>549258
Sorry, Jesters can't marry for uh...reasons. Perhaps you should go after the Dark Trap?
>Roll for your response

Cobb the arroused thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the arroused thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:43:46 No.549297 Report

Quoted By: >>549400

>>549264
>>549258
>your denying my marriage offer excites me. Pitches tent

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:43:50 No.549299 Report

Quoted By: >>549346

>>549271
>>549226
Ok so I don't, get the debuff. Roll for run away

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:44:03 No.549334 Report

Quoted By: >>549356 >>549358

>>549279
great
well i'm gonna take a shower, be back in 10 minutes
roll to create an enchanted bag of holding and give it to >>549279

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 2/10 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +5 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 2/10 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +5 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:44:06 No.549336 Report

Quoted By: >>549358

>>549249
I would say that there's diminishing returns, but that's a pretty good roll. Guess I'll add another thrust, even though you're not an enchanter

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:44:42 No.549346 Report

Quoted By: >>549375 >>549406

>>549299
I run away at blinding speed
XP:4/10
>>549264
No fuck you I rolled and ran off

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 3/10

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Sin título.png, 5KiB, 318x253

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 3/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:44:49 No.549348 Report

Quoted By: >>549407

>>549206
>>549234

>finds a double-edged dildo

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:45:10 No.549356 Report

Quoted By: >>549395

>>549279

>You swiftly find the Enchanted Pinewood Staff embedded in a treestump in a clearing that would otherwise only be accessable through a complex maze of hollow logs. Isn't it great you can fly? (Add: The Enchanted Pinewood Staff)

>Inventory:
-Enchanted Pinewood Staff
- Mysterious "Pie"
>Abilities:
- Fire Breath (10 MP): Cooks up to three targets for x2 damage (does not apply to crits.)
- Flight (Passive)

>>549334

"The staff is yours, wizard. Now, I shall give it to you when you have the bag at ready!"

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items:

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 5/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 01:45:16 No.549358 Report

Quoted By: >>549401

>>549336
even though you're not an enchanter
You are right, but I am a wizard. I've been imbuing it with magic.
>>549334
roll to try again

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:45:41 No.549364 Report

Quoted By: >>549401

>>549279
Puff *wimpers* please help! Cobb the thug stole my sword! Can you help me in any way??

Cobb the arroused thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the arroused thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:46:11 No.549375 Report

Quoted By: >>549395 >>549406 >>549428

>>549346
I pursue, brandishing a small white dildo.

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:47:12 No.549395 Report

Quoted By: >>549428

>>549356
Puff please
>>549375
Roll again, for persuasive check on puff

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:47:28 No.549400 Report

Quoted By:

>>549289
>>549297
Cob finds himself extremely intrigued by the prospect of pursuing the Dark Trap, so much so he cannot help but picture her spread eagle. No homo of course.

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:47:28 No.549401 Report

Quoted By: >>549428 >>549445 >>549460

>>549358

>(Remove: Enchanted Pinewood Staff) (Add: Bag of Holding)

"So long as I am with you. Is there anywhere else you wish to fl-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt_mVBsCLg

>>549364
>>549358

"Hmmm. My dragon senses are picking up a cry for help in the distance. Should we pursue it?"

Cobb the arroused thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the arroused thug (used, small, white dildo +0 thrust power) LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:47:42 No.549406 Report

Quoted By: >>549445 >>549494

>>549375
>>549346
I keep pace. I *cock* my arm back and hurl the dildo at you.

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 2/10 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +5 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 2/10 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +5 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:47:44 No.549407 Report

Quoted By: >>549463

>>549348
That dildo is unwieldy and floppy. Do not think you can best me, dark trap. Stand down!
>I roll to intimidate you with my orcish intimidation

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO BANT ORC HUNTER.jpg, 20KiB, 254x270

Anonymous ID:kTDLv/MR Thu 18 May 2017 01:48:42 No.549422 Report

Quoted By: >>549463

>>548480
I R BANT ORC HUNTER

>Draws bow and arrows

GIVE ALE NOW

(interaction roll)
1-6 = You win
7-0 = I win

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:48:55 No.549428 Report

Quoted By: >>549449

>>549375
>>549395
I successfully evade pursuit for now, and puff heard me >>549401
Help oh my god help *crying while running* he's gonna hurt me!

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:49:59 No.549445 Report

Quoted By:

>>549406
I rolled 8. Dildo is stuck in a tree
>>549401
Oh my god please he's gonna rape me

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:50:13 No.549449 Report

Quoted By: >>549557

>With little time to waste, Puff the Magic Dragon darts across the sky in order to close in on the call of distress, determined to be the town where stupid people tended to gather.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUzugJdce7w

>>549428

"WHO CALLS ME, THE MAGIC DRAGON WHOSE NAME IS PUFF!?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0JfKyEN2 Thu 18 May 2017 01:51:04 No.549458 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
Rolling for roll

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 40HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:51:08 No.549460 Report

Quoted By: >>549494

>>549401
>lost my dildo
Bring it on, Puff! See what it's like to take on a man with nothing to lose

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 3/10

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,100g)Lvl1 3/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:51:12 No.549463 Report

Quoted By:

>>549422
o brave warrior, rescue me from this>>549407monster

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Red_dragon_by_caiomm.jpg, 409KiB, 1200x849

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:52:51 No.549494 Report

Quoted By: >>549520 >>549535 >>549544

>>549406

>Inventory:
-*Bag of Holding
- Mysterious "Pie"
>Abilities:
- Fire Breath (10 MP): Cooks up to three targets for x2 damage (does not apply to crits.)
- Flight (Passive)

>>549460

>Puff the Magic Dragon glares down at you with two piercing yellow eyes. He does not appear to be impressed by your display.

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70)

Puff the Magic Dragon uses his Fire Breath! (-10 MP)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:53:58 No.549520 Report

Quoted By: >>549534

>>549494
how many for that pie

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:54:30 No.549534 Report

Quoted By: >>549555

>>549520

"CAN YOU NOT SEE I AM BUSY AT THE MOMENT, MORTAL? (10 GP.)"

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 32HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 32HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:54:30 No.549535 Report

Quoted By: >>549578

>>549494
Whoa there. How's about I give 20G and you turn the other way, buddy.

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:55:07 No.549544 Report

Quoted By: >>549577 >>549578

>>549494
Press the remote button connected to the pie.
>Roll for outcome. I'm not even sure what's gonna happen

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,90g)Lvl1 3/10

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,90g)Lvl1 3/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:55:26 No.549555 Report

Quoted By: >>549578 >>549629

>>549534

>lends 10 g pieces
it's mine now

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:55:31 No.549557 Report

Quoted By: >>549586 >>549617

>>549449
Puff, the magick dragon! (Sobbing) please help, Cobb threw a dildo and stole my sword!

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:56:34 No.549577 Report

Quoted By: >>549629

>>549544
Huh... Nothing happened. Guess it was a normal pie. Oh well. -Throws the button on the ground-
>Roll to see if something happens

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:56:36 No.549578 Report

Quoted By: >>549608 >>549625 >>549629

>>549535

"IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO HARASS THE TOWN CRIER WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO SUMMON ME, IT IS A DEAL. I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN COOK THUGS."

>All this shouting is going to do a number on your throat in the morning.

>>549555
>>549544

>(Remove: Mysterious "Pie")

"THE PIE (and whatever it does on activation) IS YOURS NOW."

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 32HP 10 MP 50G

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 32HP 10 MP 50G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:56:58 No.549586 Report

Quoted By: >>549622 >>549636

>>549557
I have a deal for you guy. Sex for sword. I sex you, you get your sword back. Rolling!

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,90g)Lvl1 3/10

The Dark Trap (59hp,70mp,90g)Lvl1 3/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:57:49 No.549608 Report

Quoted By: >>549637 >>549647

>>549578
thanks sweetie

Roll to grab all the pie in my boipucci

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 60/70 / GP 120, 3/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 60/70 / GP 120, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:58:09 No.549617 Report

Quoted By: >>549636

>>549557

>(Add: 10 GP)

"MORTAL. CLIMB ON MY BACK AND LET US SET OFF AWAY FROM THIS WRETCHED PLACE, IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO GIVE YOU LESS REASONS TO WHINE."

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:58:24 No.549622 Report

Quoted By: >>549645

>>549586
You rolled a 6, I stash the sword (hidden) and comply for you
(Afk)

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 32HP 10 MP 30G

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 32HP 10 MP 30G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:58:37 No.549625 Report

Quoted By:

>>549578
Well here is 20G hush money, but I'm sexing him regardless of your measly fire, you pathetic lizard. I roll for sexy time.

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester Lv1 (HP: 70/70 Mana: 70/70 Gold: 100) Knower of the Chacha Slide ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 01:58:56 No.549629 Report

Quoted By: >>549638 >>549647 >>549700 >>549729 >>549780 >>549860

>>549577
>>549555
>>549578
The pie explodes.
>Roll for damage:
>0: Nothing.
>1-3: 5 damage
>4-6: 10 damage
>7-8: 15 damage
>9: The exposions rips a hole in space time and everyone dies

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 01:59:16 No.549636 Report

Quoted By:

>>549586
Sorry nvm (retrieve sword stashed)>>549617
Oh thank you thank you (tears of joy) brb afk

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 2/10 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +5 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 2/10 (70HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +5 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 01:59:26 No.549637 Report

Quoted By:

>>549608
Just kind of standing there, baffled.
>Roll to decide whether this is arousing, or upsetting

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 60/70 / GP 120, 3/10 XP)

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 59/70 / MP 60/70 / GP 120, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 01:59:31 No.549638 Report

Quoted By: >>549675

>>549629

WELL THEN, DOES THAT MEAN WE ALL DIE?

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 32HP 10 MP 30G

Cobb the arroused thug LV1 XP2 32HP 10 MP 30G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 01:59:41 No.549645 Report

Quoted By:

>>549622
Here is my last 30G for being so compliant. Rolling for anal now.

P.s. I have aids.

The Dark Trap (44hp,70mp,90g)Lvl1 4/10

The Dark Trap (44hp,70mp,90g)Lvl1 4/10 ID:PZrt1nDc Thu 18 May 2017 01:59:58 No.549647 Report

Quoted By: >>549700

>>549608
>>549629
that hurt

Cobb the ghost thug LV1 XP2 0HP 0 MP 0G

Cobb the ghost thug LV1 XP2 0HP 0 MP 0G ID:iEe+jkCB Thu 18 May 2017 02:01:10 No.549675 Report

Quoted By:

>>549638
Yup, it was nice knowing you.

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 2/10 (0HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +5 Thrusting)

Grunk, Orcish Soldier lv1 2/10 (0HP, 70MP, 100GP, 1 Dildo of +5 Thrusting) ID:tSKNPKoj Thu 18 May 2017 02:02:40 No.549700 Report

Quoted By:

>>549647
>>549629
I Just decided that traps are a little not gay, but before I can work up the mental gymnastics to pop a chubby, the universe gets fucking obliterated. Thank you nintendo.

Human Landlord Lvl 1: 70HP/70MP/100G

Human Landlord Lvl 1: 70HP/70MP/100G ID:nWMSK2k7 Thu 18 May 2017 02:02:40 No.549701 Report

Quoted By: >>549710

>>549102
Karma has its way.
>>549119
F-fine, bud.
>>549112
Kek, thou hast failed, scruffian.

Roll to continue the taxation onslaught on all who roll a 1. I'll take a nifty 5G from plenty of pikes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fB8hDqXZ Thu 18 May 2017 02:02:58 No.549706 Report

Quoted By:

Ho!
His P𝔞lmes 𝔞re swe𝔞ty, Lnees we𝔞ke, Armes 𝔞rt not Ple𝔞s𝔞nte
There be vomit on yon Tunic 𝔞lre𝔞die, 𝔐other's stuffed Phe𝔞s𝔞nt
He feeleth lyke h𝔞ving Shiveringe Feuer, but on yon Surf𝔞ce He looks C𝔞lm 𝔞nd re𝔞die
To burn Heretycs, but He keeps not rec𝔞lling
Wh𝔞t he wrote down, the whole Crowde goes so loud
He opens hin 𝔐outhe, but the Wordes come 𝔞s N𝔞ught out
He is chokyng, how, Pe𝔞s𝔞ntes tell witty T𝔞yles now
The S𝔞nde h𝔞s run out, Houregl𝔞ss turns over, bow!
Sn𝔞p b𝔞ck to Re𝔞litie, oh, he dyscovered Gr𝔞vitie!
Oh, yon goes 𝔞 W𝔞rlocke, he burned
The Inquisitor is so m𝔞d, but He won't give up th𝔞t e𝔞sy? No,
He will h𝔞ve It N𝔞ught, he knows his torturers' spikes 𝔞nd ropes
It m𝔞tter N𝔞ught, Wytches 𝔞rt stronge, He knows th𝔞t, but 𝔞lw𝔞ys broke
He's so st𝔞cked th𝔞t he knows, when he goes b𝔞ck to his mobile home, th𝔞t's when its
B𝔞ck to the Dungeon 𝔞g𝔞in, ho, this whole Rh𝔞psodie
He better go c𝔞pture this Wytch 𝔞nd hope she does not p𝔞ss Him!

-From 𝔞 hymn by C𝔞rdin𝔞l Eminemius the Songwryter, 1002 AD

Human Landlord Lvl 1: 70HP/70MP/100G

Human Landlord Lvl 1: 70HP/70MP/100G ID:nWMSK2k7 Thu 18 May 2017 02:03:22 No.549710 Report

Quoted By:

>>549701
Fuck. Whatever. I have plenty of god be damned land anyhow.

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 0/70 / MP 60/70 / GP 120, 3/10 XP)

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Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 0/70 / MP 60/70 / GP 120, 3/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 02:04:39 No.549729 Report

Quoted By: >>549843

WELL DARN.

>You die. Would you like to identify your possessions? Y/N
>Y

Puff the Magic Dragon Lv1 (HP 0/70 / MP 60/70 / GP 120, 3/10 XP) x3 XP to >>549629 I guess

Loot:

-Bag of Holding
-x6 Dragon Scale
- Dragon Skull
-x7 Dragon Bone
-100 Gold Pieces

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, Knower of the Chacha Slide, the Man Who Trolled the World

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, Knower of the Chacha Slide, the Man Who Trolled the World ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:07:47 No.549780 Report

Quoted By:

>>549629
Really didn't anticipate that desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qK913EjT Thu 18 May 2017 02:10:02 No.549830 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
roolin

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:10:47 No.549843 Report

Quoted By:

IM BACK
>>549729
what, how, why
ROLL TO REVIVE
(since i am not suited to this task, i need 99 dubs or trips)

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:11:43 No.549860 Report

Quoted By: >>549884

>>549629
I ROLL TO TURN BACK TIME AND STOP THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:paoSB8J5 Thu 18 May 2017 02:13:02 No.549882 Report

Quoted By: >>549920

>>548480
just keep rollin rollin rollin

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, Knower of the Chacha Slide, the Man Who Trolled the World

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, Knower of the Chacha Slide, the Man Who Trolled the World ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:13:09 No.549884 Report

Quoted By:

>>549860
>The bomb destroyed time itself. It can never be fixed

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:13:29 No.549889 Report

Quoted By:

So, do we need a new thread?

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, Knower of the Chacha Slide, the Man Who Trolled the World

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, Knower of the Chacha Slide, the Man Who Trolled the World ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:13:42 No.549893 Report

Quoted By: >>549918

Roll to bake another "pie"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, Knower of the Chacha Slide, the Man Who Trolled the World

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, Knower of the Chacha Slide, the Man Who Trolled the World ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:14:57 No.549918 Report

Quoted By: >>549941

>>549893
Hmm...keeps falling. Maybe with more baking powder...
>Roll to bake again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:paoSB8J5 Thu 18 May 2017 02:14:58 No.549920 Report

Quoted By: >>549925 >>549945

>>549882
The fuck am I suppose to do as a evil cat fuck this shit

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:15:31 No.549925 Report

Quoted By: >>549945

>>549920
I roll to turn into a man

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:16:18 No.549941 Report

Quoted By: >>549962

>>549918
Nice. This one's perfect. Now who to mail it too...

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:16:28 No.549945 Report

Quoted By: >>550062

>>549925
welp, not good enough
>>549920
im afraid you have to stay as a cat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mUA1aULK Thu 18 May 2017 02:16:38 No.549957 Report

Quoted By: >>550060

>>548480
rollan'

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:16:57 No.549962 Report

Quoted By: >>549981 >>549992

>>549941
roll to use fireball on >>549941

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:17:48 No.549981 Report

Quoted By: >>550004

>>549962
Careful my friend. Don't wanna set this baby off...

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:18:21 No.549992 Report

Quoted By: >>550004

>>549962
and it failed
well, try again i geuss
(note- the staff affects damage by attacks and magic, however it does not change the base roll)

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:18:51 No.550004 Report

Quoted By: >>550013 >>550019

>>549981
thats the plan
>>549992
Im stupid and messed it up again
ONE LAST TRY

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:19:16 No.550013 Report

Quoted By: >>550019

>>550004
>Roll to throw pie at the Wizard.

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:19:29 No.550019 Report

Quoted By: >>550035 >>550039

>>550004
fuck
>>550013
I ROLL TO USE FIREBALL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b5rn/2sk Thu 18 May 2017 02:20:09 No.550028 Report

Quoted By: >>550045

>niggerslayer

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:20:37 No.550035 Report

Quoted By: >>550052

>>550019
I get hit hard enough to set off the pie. But does it hurt the Wizard too?
We shall see...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ErzucP/P Thu 18 May 2017 02:20:44 No.550038 Report

Quoted By: >>550054

I'm always late for these things

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 6/10(70 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:20:45 No.550039 Report

Quoted By:

>>550019
thats a nice hit. 24 total damage (the staff counts for magic) and lights you on fire, dealing 1 damage a roll for 5 rolls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 02:21:03 No.550045 Report

Quoted By:

>>550028
No, you're a butler

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 7/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 7/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:21:33 No.550052 Report

Quoted By: >>550093

>>550035
>The blast hurts the wizard, however it does not kill him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 02:21:37 No.550054 Report

Quoted By:

>>550038
It's never too late to join this game actually
The more people playing the better

Town Guard : Level 1 70 HP 70 MP 100 GP 0/10 EXP

Town Guard : Level 1 70 HP 70 MP 100 GP 0/10 EXP ID:mUA1aULK Thu 18 May 2017 02:21:46 No.550060 Report

Quoted By:

>>549957
Wa-ha-hah!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:paoSB8J5 Thu 18 May 2017 02:21:55 No.550062 Report

Quoted By: >>550082

>>549945
Thanks for trying anyway elf wizard, going to lick my balls offline now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:09W7+kgP Thu 18 May 2017 02:22:45 No.550076 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
WWWWEEEEEWWW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 02:22:51 No.550082 Report

Quoted By:

>>550062
>He doesn't want to play the best role in the game
Wtf is wrong with you anon

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:23:25 No.550093 Report

Quoted By: >>550107 >>550117

>>550052

31hp
>Roll to order a dozen pies from my friend Mucrucio

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:24:14 No.550107 Report

Quoted By: >>550131

>>550093
It doesnt work. But I do get a single pie.
>Roll to eat it.

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 7/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 7/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:24:44 No.550117 Report

Quoted By: >>550131

>>550093
Roll to kill you

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:25:19 No.550131 Report

Quoted By: >>550143

>>550107

Yum. I walk towards the wizard, a bomb in my belly

>>550117
>Roll for how close i got before I die.

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:25:45 No.550143 Report

Quoted By: >>550158

>>550131
I die. And dont explode.

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:26:44 No.550158 Report

Quoted By: >>550196

>>550143
I take the bomb and send it to the center of the planet, where it explodes
roll for effects

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:28:23 No.550196 Report

Quoted By: >>550205

>>550158
>Mega Earthquakes happen and volcanoes start erupting in mass
>The planets core has been destroyed, it's magnetic field gone
Now we all die
shame i didnt roll a 9 though, planet would have exploded

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:28:36 No.550205 Report

Quoted By: >>550228

>>550196
>Roll to retroactively negate this as the wizard never successfully revived himself

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:29:56 No.550228 Report

Quoted By: >>550248

>>550205
>>550205
not good enough
for that you need a 9

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:30:53 No.550248 Report

Quoted By: >>550286

>>550228
Like the 99 you said you needed to revive yourself?

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:32:39 No.550286 Report

Quoted By: >>550333

>>550248
I was trying to revive the dragon
i never died

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:34:47 No.550333 Report

Quoted By: >>550358

>>550286
Regardless, notice I said everyone dies? That doesn't just mean the dragon. You, me, everyone.

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage

Elven Court Wizard Level 1 8/10(55 HP 70 MP 100G) Items: Enchanted Pinewood Staff +3 damage ID:TLGbEZxG Thu 18 May 2017 02:36:08 No.550358 Report

Quoted By: >>550386

>>550333
well then, new thread?

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies"

Bigglesworth, the Orc Court Jester, the Man Who Trolled the World, Maker of "Pies" ID:/t7wb/Nc Thu 18 May 2017 02:38:10 No.550386 Report

Quoted By: >>550591

>>550358
New thread

??? Lv1 (HP 0/0 / MP 0/0 / GP 0, 0/0 XP)

??? Lv1 (HP 0/0 / MP 0/0 / GP 0, 0/0 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 02:46:24 No.550576 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHo7npmGcHU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gZy4bcfl Thu 18 May 2017 02:46:42 No.550582 Report

Quoted By: >>550627

Roll for something cool

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 02:47:02 No.550591 Report

Quoted By: >>550608

>>550386
I was away. Did someone break the game?

??? Lv1 (HP 0/0 / MP 0/0 / GP 0, 0/0 XP)

??? Lv1 (HP 0/0 / MP 0/0 / GP 0, 0/0 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 02:47:46 No.550608 Report

Quoted By: >>550665

>>550591

Everybody's dead, Dave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JjWiqp6i Thu 18 May 2017 02:48:11 No.550616 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
Rullar

Kuroneko

Kuroneko ID:gZy4bcfl Thu 18 May 2017 02:48:31 No.550627 Report

Quoted By: >>550741

>>550582
Meow?

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 02:49:39 No.550665 Report

Quoted By:

>>550608
Fuck you I'm Miles

Kuroneko the Cat (HP:70 MP:70)

Kuroneko the Cat (HP:70 MP:70) ID:gZy4bcfl Thu 18 May 2017 02:53:17 No.550741 Report

Quoted By: >>550787

>>550627
Meow (can I roll to get a witch or beastman transformation?)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200)

Miles Lv1 Town Crier/Peasant (65/70/200) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 02:55:16 No.550787 Report

Quoted By:

>>550741
No you're black, go away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 03:08:46 No.551019 Report

Quoted By: >>551067

GAME DIED, NEW GAME BELOW THIS LINE
-----------------------------------------------------------

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:10:28 No.551044 Report

Quoted By: >>551062

>>548480
Roll

Cd the eleven high priest (70 HP, 70MP, 100 Gold)

Cd the eleven high priest (70 HP, 70MP, 100 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:11:52 No.551062 Report

Quoted By:

>>551044
Yaaaaaaas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:12:01 No.551067 Report

Quoted By: >>551080 >>551088

>>551019
Roll

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (70/70/100)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (70/70/100) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:13:21 No.551080 Report

Quoted By: >>551106

>>551067
Ok so now I guess I'll roll for a weapon

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 70MP, 100 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 70MP, 100 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:13:45 No.551088 Report

Quoted By: >>551106

>>551067
Have you heard about our lord and savior Simon?

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (70/70/100)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (70/70/100) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:14:46 No.551106 Report

Quoted By: >>551244

>>551080
Nothing
>>551088
I'll listen for 10 gp? Make it entertaining btw *extends hand*

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 70MP, 110 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 70MP, 110 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:22:29 No.551244 Report

Quoted By: >>551295 >>551319

>>551106
Our lord Simon came from the heavens, known in that time as bantland. He was born to a virgin named Clyde and a cuckhold father known as Jerome. Many years went by and Simon grew to be strong and healthy. Simon, now a young man came upon a woman being beaten by her husband. Simon said to the man, "Pussy your need to use your waist when you strike. Like this!" Simon then preceded to teach that man everything he knew about beating women. That man was me. I know spread his glorious name and will teach anyone the art of women beating like Simon did for me.

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (70/70/90)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (70/70/90) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:25:04 No.551295 Report

Quoted By: >>551319

>>551244
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE what I meant was I was gonna TAKE 10 to listen to your religion!!! I'm a thug!! Alright that does it! I'll show you how to beat a woman
Roll for punching attack

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (70/70/90)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (70/70/90) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:26:13 No.551319 Report

Quoted By: >>551357

>>551295
>>551244
>>I got a 5. -10 health
Give me my money, and 10 extra gp like I asked for!! Crazy guy...

Cd the elven high priest (65 HP, 70MP, 110 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (65 HP, 70MP, 110 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:29:20 No.551357 Report

Quoted By: >>551389

>>551319
That's not how this works motherfucker I'll beat you like my wife

Roll to attack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+4NA0sbp Thu 18 May 2017 03:30:12 No.551373 Report

Quoted By: >>551407

>>548480
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/90)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/90) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:31:08 No.551389 Report

Quoted By: >>551417

>>551357
Fuck I rolled a nine earlier
Roll for another attack. Give me my money!!

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/90)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/90) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:32:31 No.551407 Report

Quoted By:

>>551373
Hey, you rolled for a henchmen. Back me up faggot

Cd the elven high priest (44 HP, 70MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (44 HP, 70MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:33:02 No.551417 Report

Quoted By: >>551433 >>551457

>>551389
Fuck I can beat women but not thieves here's you gold

Cd the elven high priest (44 HP, 70MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (44 HP, 70MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:33:50 No.551433 Report

Quoted By: >>551443

>>551417
Word of Simon (-20 MP) heal me

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:34:19 No.551443 Report

Quoted By:

>>551433
Updating health

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:34:59 No.551457 Report

Quoted By: >>551484

>>551417
Now that that's settled...can I talk to you about a personal problem? You're a priest and I'm a thug...but I've got my own internal struggles too. No one else to talk to...

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:36:32 No.551484 Report

Quoted By: >>551492 >>551503

>>551457
Roll, search for loot
1-4 common garbage
5-8 health potion
9-combination of the other two

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:37:26 No.551492 Report

Quoted By:

>>551484
Found a stick
Roll for weapon

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:37:45 No.551503 Report

Quoted By: >>551544

>>551484
Of course my child all can be forgiven in Simonism. Except for having female genitalia

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:40:19 No.551544 Report

Quoted By: >>551628

>>551503
There's this qt3.14 village witch apprentice in...the village I've been terrorizing. She's made regular advances on me, but I don't know how to make it happen. How do I court and treat a woman, Father Cd?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qYjvPB5U Thu 18 May 2017 03:40:21 No.551545 Report

Quoted By:

>>548480
roll

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

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Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:45:27 No.551628 Report

Quoted By: >>551673

>>551544
Just gift her with this cerimonial wedding dress and she will be with you forever

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 5, +4> [51.5/110 HP, 46/110 MP, 0/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 5, +4> [51.5/110 HP, 46/110 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:JvC1eQOn Thu 18 May 2017 03:45:56 No.551634 Report

Quoted By:

I don't see the other two, so putting this character in cold storage for now and rerolling.

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:48:02 No.551673 Report

Quoted By: >>551694 >>551705

>>551628
You're giving it to me, right? And that's all there is to it? Don't lie to me Father Cd.

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:49:20 No.551694 Report

Quoted By: >>551725

>>551673
Of course my child. Just know that some women scream no and stop but that's them playing hard to get. Go. Be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 03:49:27 No.551695 Report

Quoted By: >>551705 >>551725 >>551743 >>551758 >>551777

Fuck up my nuggies

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:50:14 No.551705 Report

Quoted By:

>>551695
Just teaching >>551673
The intricacies of courtship

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:51:18 No.551725 Report

Quoted By: >>551743

>>551694
Yeah know I might just keep you around. Beating women seems like our kinda thing. And would you looky here?>>551695
A fair maiden, waiting for ass beaten and a butt fuckin. What do you say?
Inventory: Wedding Dress (sack)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:52:24 No.551743 Report

Quoted By: >>551758

>>551725
We'll beat the demon out of her yet
Roll to beat >>551695

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:53:11 No.551758 Report

Quoted By:

>>551743
Fuck yes
>>551695
Roll to beat

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [70 HP, 70 MP, 0 GOLD]

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Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [70 HP, 70 MP, 0 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 03:54:22 No.551777 Report

Quoted By: >>551791 >>551799 >>551809 >>551811 >>551825 >>551828

>>551695

Oh fare, what is fair? I lay await a top my solemn tower, waiting for my brave rescuer, but what dangers lie waiting as well?

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:55:08 No.551791 Report

Quoted By:

>>551777
Roll to beat into submission

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bvDMNqWJ Thu 18 May 2017 03:55:30 No.551799 Report

Quoted By:

>>551777
Reminder that trips after your first roll don't make you king

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JvC1eQOn Thu 18 May 2017 03:55:57 No.551809 Report

Quoted By: >>551819

>>551777
oh shit I may have to switch back to Sylvia to rescue and subsequently disappoint another tower maiden

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:56:01 No.551811 Report

Quoted By:

>>551777
Roll to beat her

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:56:42 No.551819 Report

Quoted By: >>551845

>>551809
You can't save her from our love

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:57:20 No.551825 Report

Quoted By: >>551830 >>551849

>>551777
>>>/r9k/ intensifies
Roll again fuck

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:57:48 No.551828 Report

Quoted By: >>551847

>>551777
Roll to beat even harder

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [70 HP, 70 MP, 0 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [70 HP, 70 MP, 0 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 03:57:58 No.551830 Report

Quoted By: >>551849 >>551865

>>551825
Ah! What rugged hands! Unhand me fiend!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JvC1eQOn Thu 18 May 2017 03:58:42 No.551845 Report

Quoted By: >>551861

>>551819
You haven't seen her spell list.
You also haven't journeyed to her tower you faggot.

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [57 HP, 70 MP, 0 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [57 HP, 70 MP, 0 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 03:58:53 No.551847 Report

Quoted By:

>>551828
>-13 health!
Someone save me!

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:59:02 No.551849 Report

Quoted By: >>551882

>>551830
Roll to hold her down for >>551825

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 03:59:56 No.551861 Report

Quoted By:

>>551845
She's pretty close by if I can hear her lol

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 03:59:59 No.551865 Report

Quoted By: >>551882 >>551883 >>551887

>>551830
>>we've done a combined 12dmg
>> 0 gold??
>>unupdated health
Fuck Stacy I hate you!!
>>roll to attack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:00:23 No.551871 Report

Quoted By: >>552001

just rollin by

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:01:19 No.551882 Report

Quoted By: >>551897

>>551849
>>a 9
*grabs Stacey, rips off her clothes*
>>551865
>>Kek did another 5 dmg by accident

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [57 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [57 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:01:25 No.551883 Report

Quoted By: >>551915

>>551865
>>fuck sorry i didnt type the 9! ><
>>also its updated

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:01:36 No.551887 Report

Quoted By: >>551915

>>551865
Quick use the ceremonial wedding dress!!!

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:02:12 No.551897 Report

Quoted By: >>551911 >>551927 >>551937 >>551958

>>551882
Ah! No! This is no way to handle an Elf of my status! Let go! Someone hear my cries!

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:03:08 No.551911 Report

Quoted By: >>551927

>>551897
Don't worry you'll be in an arranged marriage soon

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:03:25 No.551915 Report

Quoted By: >>551937 >>551953

>>551883
>>ok cool, nice
>>551887
Right Father Cd! In the name of Simon, im going to fuck your ass Stacey!
*puts the dress (sack) over her head*
*stacy is naked except for the sack*

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:04:18 No.551927 Report

Quoted By:

>>551911
I put the dress on her >>551897
Do I ask her to marry now? Or do I just start fucking?

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:04:40 No.551937 Report

Quoted By: >>551958

>>551915
>>551897
I dub the husband and second wife you may fuck the bride!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/F1cm87u Thu 18 May 2017 04:05:32 No.551951 Report

Quoted By: >>551972

Greetings Sire! I have traveled from the forests of Northren Cackalack to pledge my loyalty. May my memes be of service to you and your kingdom!

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:05:43 No.551953 Report

Quoted By: >>551980 >>551982 >>552031

>>551915
*Struggles against the weight of Rulgath*
*Muffled through the bag*
Ah!! Let go!
>>how do I check spell list? If i even have those

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:06:07 No.551958 Report

Quoted By: >>551982 >>552019

>>551937
Thank you Father Cd!
>>551897
*Rulgath takes out his 10 incher*
*grabs her hands behind her back, puts his dick in her ass*

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:06:56 No.551972 Report

Quoted By: >>552016

>>551951
A nigger nobleman? I thought those were myths!

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:07:23 No.551980 Report

Quoted By:

>>551953
>>not sure how, given the sack is on your head
>>and I'm fucking your ass so
*Rulgath spreads your ass cheeks open, and starts thrusting*

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:07:30 No.551982 Report

Quoted By: >>552031

>>551958
>>551953
I leave you lovebirds to consummate

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:08:30 No.552001 Report

Quoted By: >>552024

>>551871
im a nigger henchmen. somebody tell me what to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/F1cm87u Thu 18 May 2017 04:09:26 No.552016 Report

Quoted By:

>>551972
Nay, I am no nigger. However I have brought 42 of their toes as tribute.

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:09:28 No.552019 Report

Quoted By: >>552046 >>552062 >>552097 >>552149

>>551958
*Lets out muffled moans*
>Roll to push Rulgath off of her
No!!! mmnm

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:09:43 No.552024 Report

Quoted By: >>552034

>>552001
Come help me spread the word of Simon

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:10:09 No.552031 Report

Quoted By:

>>551982
Father Cd...I can't stop you since I'm fucking, but if I could stop you I would get you to gang bang her. Oh well
*my hips clap against Stacy's ass*
*I grunt furiously and pound her ass*
>>551953

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:10:17 No.552034 Report

Quoted By: >>552061

>>552024
who the fuck is simon

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:10:52 No.552046 Report

Quoted By: >>552062 >>552101

>>552019
>>roll successful
Roll to get on top of you

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:11:38 No.552061 Report

Quoted By: >>552099

>>552034
My child our lord Simon came from the heavens, known in that time as bantland. He was born to a virgin named Clyde and a cuckhold father known as Jerome. Many years went by and Simon grew to be strong and healthy. Simon, now a young man came upon a woman being beaten by her husband. Simon said to the man, "Pussy your need to use your waist when you strike. Like this!" Simon then preceded to teach that man everything he knew about beating women. That man was me. I know spread his glorious name and will teach anyone the art of women beating like Simon did for me.

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:11:41 No.552062 Report

Quoted By:

>>552046
>>get 6
>>back on top
Ok I want my dick back in like before roll
>>552019

??? Lv0 (HP 0/0 / MP 0/0 / GP 0, 0/0 XP)

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??? Lv0 (HP 0/0 / MP 0/0 / GP 0, 0/0 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:13:01 No.552081 Report

Quoted By: >>552097 >>552132

Puff the magic dragon might be dead, but is there nobody to protect the bloody Princess from these ruffians? Rerolling!

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:14:11 No.552097 Report

Quoted By: >>552149

>>552081
>>orphan tries to stop Rulgath
Don't even roll
>>552019
Roll again for some fuck

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

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Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:14:16 No.552099 Report

Quoted By: >>552103

>>552061
alright cool. what if somebody doesn't agree with simon.

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

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Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:14:21 No.552101 Report

Quoted By: >>552152 >>552187

>>552046
>>roll successful
*Stacey pushes you off for a moment enough to stumble to her feet*
*But Rulgath quickly pulls her back down, and resumes the pounding*
Ah!! This is not how the prophecy foretold!!! Ah~!!

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:14:35 No.552103 Report

Quoted By: >>552161

>>552099
We rape them

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP)

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:16:22 No.552132 Report

Quoted By: >>552141

>>552081

Darn it. I roll to search for some kind of weapon!

Inventory:
>*Rags
>*Dirty Cap
>*Dirty Boots

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP)

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:16:53 No.552141 Report

Quoted By: >>552173

>>552132

>You fail to find any weapons.

Again! I ain't afraid of no grownups!

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:17:08 No.552149 Report

Quoted By: >>552199

>>552097
>> 7 get
>>552019
*my dick goes in your pussy*
*you'redry from lack of arousal*

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:17:13 No.552152 Report

Quoted By:

>>552101
Roll to convince you that this is a happy marriage

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

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Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:17:36 No.552161 Report

Quoted By: >>552175

>>552103
yeeeaaaaaaaah... but, what about respecting women?

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP)

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:18:06 No.552173 Report

Quoted By: >>552176

>>552141

>You lose your hat trying to look for a weapon. (Remove: *Dirty Cap)

I won't let up. I throw 40 GP at the nearest merchant and buy myself a sword, or a dagger, or something!

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:18:29 No.552175 Report

Quoted By: >>552242

>>552161
We respect them. We are a religion of peace

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP)

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:18:30 No.552176 Report

Quoted By: >>552202 >>552212

>>552173

Keep searching!

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:18:50 No.552187 Report

Quoted By:

>>552101
>>my dick isn't hard
*grab you by the neck
*thrust into your pussy harder*

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:19:20 No.552199 Report

Quoted By: >>552225

>>552149
AH! YOU THUG!! That is sacred ground!!! Ah!! Why does sacrilege feel so good!?!
*Ahegao!*
>Doesnt even roll, too much sensations

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:19:35 No.552202 Report

Quoted By:

>>552176
I think there have to be merchants around to do that

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP)

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Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/0 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:20:05 No.552212 Report

Quoted By: >>552216 >>552230 >>552237

>>552176

>(Add Item: Pitchfork +1)

>*Rags
>*Dirty Boots
>*Pitchfork +1

I attempt to rally an angry mob! "The Princess is great danger, and we've gotta save her!"

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:20:36 No.552216 Report

Quoted By: >>552253 >>552261 >>552338

>>552212
Roll to turn the mob on you

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:20:49 No.552225 Report

Quoted By: >>552288

>>552199
>>would've gotten a doubles get
>>didn't roll
You like it there don't you, you whore!?
*your tiddies bounce back and forth as my length pumps into you*

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:21:04 No.552230 Report

Quoted By:

>>552212
>>yo 40 gold for a +1 pitchfork, what tabletop is this? and sign me up

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vfiuRMsA Thu 18 May 2017 04:21:10 No.552234 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck it rolling for something COOL.

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:21:17 No.552237 Report

Quoted By: >>552261

>>552212

>You fail. The people seem to be ignoring you; you're just a dirty kid, after all.

>*Rags
>*Dirty Boots
>*Pitchfork +1

Don't any of ya louts ave' a spine!? (Try again.)

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:21:38 No.552242 Report

Quoted By: >>552270

>>552175
just did a double take here cd, didnt you just say something about rape and beating women?

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:22:17 No.552253 Report

Quoted By: >>552294

>>552216
That's a get
Noice
>since I'm evil I won't offer you to get your dick wet with Stacy
>unless you're fucking with me

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:22:43 No.552261 Report

Quoted By:

>>552216
>>552237

>The mob seems confused on what to do. They just kind of shrug and stare.

Typical!

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:23:08 No.552270 Report

Quoted By: >>552306

>>552242
Yeah but we also believe in love and peace among nations and people. There is no need to beat everyone if everyone is a part of Simonism

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:24:05 No.552288 Report

Quoted By: >>552358 >>552374

>>552225
>>absolutely amazing
Ah~! This isnt what I imagined why rescue would be like! But god does it beat my toys!~ Oh Faenya!!! <3
*Cross eyes, pussy dripping*

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:24:24 No.552294 Report

Quoted By:

>>552253
I am a man of Simon I take no woman except for my 6 wives

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:25:01 No.552306 Report

Quoted By: >>552322

>>552270
ok ok, so what if I disagree?

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Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:25:44 No.552322 Report

Quoted By: >>552336 >>552377

>>552306
We beat you with love...... and fists.

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:26:41 No.552336 Report

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>>552322
Religion of peace. look at the happy couple I made

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Orphox the Ragamuffin Lv1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:BBvm8l8s Thu 18 May 2017 04:26:51 No.552338 Report

Quoted By: >>552352 >>552413 >>552434

I shrug and go off to skip stones or something while calling the crowd and >>552216 cunts behind their back. Even if I tried to come over, it's probably too late now.

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:27:28 No.552352 Report

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>>552338
Have you heard about our lord and savior Simon?

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110)

Rulgath the Thug Lv1 (62/70/110) ID:I11XqqGl Thu 18 May 2017 04:27:55 No.552358 Report

Quoted By: >>552440

>>552288
>feels so good
*I lick up your neck and to your chin, my cock hilted in your pussy*
*your pussy makes a lewd wet noise while I pound you*
Ohhh Stacy...your pussy is squeezing much dick

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:28:39 No.552374 Report

Quoted By:

>>552288
>>tfw im full of dubs today, but all i wanna do is get fucked

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:28:49 No.552377 Report

Quoted By: >>552413

>>552322
alright. i think im finally getting it. next time explain it through rap and i would have gotten it a lot sooner. so who do i introduce it to?

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:31:03 No.552413 Report

Quoted By: >>552480

>>552377
Help me convert>>552338
Don't let him revert
To being a pagan

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:32:29 No.552434 Report

Quoted By:

>>552338
yo bitch,

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD]

Stacey the Elven Maiden <Lvl 1> [52 HP, 70 MP, 90 GOLD] ID:FfvdOSht Thu 18 May 2017 04:32:47 No.552440 Report

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>>552358
>If you could see her face, she would look back with a pleading look
Fill me with your essence! mmnn! Our souls will mingle for what will feel like eons on the astral planes!!! Ah!
*Presses up against you, nice ass*
*Moans louder and louder, people for a couple miles can hear her echoes from the tower*

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:34:44 No.552480 Report

Quoted By: >>552506

>>552413
i think hes gone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+RRO8BU Thu 18 May 2017 04:35:46 No.552499 Report

Quoted By: >>552514 >>552533 >>552560

rolling

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:36:05 No.552506 Report

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>>552480
I swear by this rhyme
We'll get him next time

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:36:33 No.552514 Report

Quoted By: >>552560 >>552582

>>552499
HEY HERO JOIN OUR RELIGION

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Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:37:55 No.552533 Report

Quoted By: >>552560

>>552499
Have you heard of our lord and savior Simon?

Ochtilla the Hero [70H,70M,100G,SwordOfAres]

Ochtilla the Hero [70H,70M,100G,SwordOfAres] ID:N+RRO8BU Thu 18 May 2017 04:39:26 No.552560 Report

Quoted By: >>552579 >>552582 >>552635

>>552499
I AM A HERO, BBY

>>552514
>>552533
i only believe in huticatl, the omega faggot

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:40:21 No.552579 Report

Quoted By:

>>552560
I believe in respecting women Horchata the hero.

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:40:27 No.552582 Report

Quoted By: >>552635 >>552644

>>552514
We must beat some sense into him
>>552560
Roll to convert through beatings

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:43:22 No.552635 Report

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>>552582
Roll to convert>>552560 through beatings again

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:43:50 No.552644 Report

Quoted By: >>552668 >>552699

>>552582
man idk, i feel like we shouldnt, cause lets be honest thread is dead and its the hero

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM

Henchmen !6kkiThrvRM ID:oTGYFFWA Thu 18 May 2017 04:44:54 No.552668 Report

Quoted By:

>>552644
committs sepuku out of boredom

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold)

Cd the elven high priest (70 HP, 50 MP, 90 Gold) ID:bxMpRmvA Thu 18 May 2017 04:46:11 No.552699 Report

Quoted By:

>>552644
Yeah this thread
Is dead
I know it's gay
But I'll be back another day
(Bye it's been fun)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sONyvgx5 Thu 18 May 2017 04:48:12 No.552742 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling for role

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EjWB3JyR Thu 18 May 2017 05:02:36 No.553063 Report

Quoted By:

Iz ded?

Kike-Chan

Kike-Chan ID:ryEaBlTI Thu 18 May 2017 05:13:09 No.553309 Report

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80 get!

Kike-Chan

Kike-Chan ID:ryEaBlTI Thu 18 May 2017 06:01:27 No.554246 Report

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Dance to orcish war chants for some gold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hnP114aK Thu 18 May 2017 06:08:15 No.554376 Report

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fuq it

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