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Ahnald

ID:p1yodPsY No.5500077 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Guys I just woke up from an amazing dream.
>I'm riding passenger in a truck, look over to my side and motherfucking Arnold Schwarzenegger is driving
>We pull into a busy parking lot and somehow he recognizes that a woman driving an SUV with a small white cargo trailer is an illegal immigrant
>She also somehow recognizes that Arnold will be coming for her
>Arnold suddenly yells "LET ME SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE" with the thick 80's movie accent in full blast
>Lady in the SUV tries to sneak away by driving to a crowded gas station at the far end of the parking lot
>Arnold slams his truck through the parked cars in the parking lot to get to her and we pull up by her side; she lets out a little gasp
>Her window is down, Arnold rolls my window down and yells at her "GIVE IT UP, YOU WON'T ESCAPE"
>She looks at us, blows a kiss and starts flooring it away
>Arnold, now pissed yells "NOT TODAY!"
>He throws a fucking grappling hook right past my face and it somehow latches onto the A-pillar of the woman's SUV
>With the strength of 80's action movies, he's able to hold this grappling hook rope so tight that the cars sandwich side-by-side and she can't steer away
>her car is at the mercy of Arnold's steering.
>Arnold then yells "LETS GO FOR A LITTLE DRIVE"
>He pulls out of the parking lot by driving over a grass patch and over the sidewalk to get to the street
>Red light ahead, about 15 cars are stacked up in the right two lanes, Arnold is just flooring it towards this
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