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Ancient Greeks and Romans were, in fact, Nordic ( more specifically Swedes and Finns)

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So, I know what you're thinking. How could they have been Nordic even though modern day Greeks and Italians are dark? Well let me elaborate.

The Greek hero Achilles ( a blonde blue eyed man of Nordic stock) was a renowned fighter and obviously BTFO'd meds on the regular, for example he killed Hector who was a douchebag. Achilles had a son named Suedicus who travelled all over after the Trojan War. Odysseus also had a ( secret ) hidden son named Fennicus who grew up in the Greek colony of Magna Graecia in Italy, and thus he was the first Roman. Before these two left for their travels, they fucked a whole lot of women and left something like 3 million descendants. Yes, 3 million. 1,5 million became the Spartans and Athenians and the other half became Romans and founded Rome. This is quite similar to conquerors at that time, like Genghis Khan for example who also sired many children.

They then ventured North to where their ancestors had originally came from, Fennicus settled in what is now known as Finland and Suedicus settled in Sweden. This explains why Achilles is described as fair haired in the Illiad and why ancient Romans and Greeks were blonde and blue eyed. Greeks invented gay sex and that is where the Finnish jokes about Swedes being gay come from, just from one Roman to a Greek as a sort of funny joke.

The modern day Greeks are sadly Turks and modern day Italians are also Turks and North-Africans+black people. Please don't get upset at the truth folks