/bant/ parliamentary election
Its back goys, now i know no one wanted it back but here it is.
Vote for one party, read the manifestos first
http://kwiksurveys.com/p/ql15nrsS?qid=792376
Anonymous
BANT UNION OF FASCISTS MANIFESTO 1. Change the server name to "The Fourth /Bant/ Reich" 2. Promote shitposting to the nth degree 3. No licences to buy spoons 4. Remove Chr*stcucks 5. Write the constitution, fairly 6. Organise the government 7. Organise a militia 8. Make the government function again. 9. Lassiez-faire interventionism with undertones of fascist liberty 10. Ensure the old gov veterans get recognition 11. Ensure FSP jewwery and toxicity doesn't leak into our new gov 12. Promote the threads from old bant, like RISK, HG etc 13. Promote /bant/ culture 14. Fight the monarchy 15. Build a wall to keep the /pol/ immigrants 16. Anime is tolerated, but anime dumping and anime threads are not good National Bolshevik and Strasserist Alliance MANIFESTO 1. Create a nationalistic state that promotes local values 2. Implement a socialist economy, with democratic labour at its forefront 3. Create the nazbol gang, to defend us from outside threats 4. Promote /bant/ supremacism 5. Liberate the workers from the capitalist oppression by starting a revolution 6. Liberate the whites from the jewish oppression by starting a race war
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Local Sperg Onion 1) promote whiteboi movement 2) /bant/ is niggerism all heil /pol/ 3) religion is banned but dol is nevertheless a god 4) yeet 5) detect and purge unironic autism that means extermination of /bant/ 6) we are now /pol/ embrace it you little shitstains 7) bant is absolute worst board 8) anything other than nationalistic party is gay and 9) commies and extreme capitalist kys 10) bolvane is gay 11) isle of man doesnt exist 12) hardcore fans of cultures enrelated to them aka xxx-boos shall be exterminated. for example @Kh#8387 he is obsessed with russia so we call him a russiaboo and make fun of him for being that retarded to love russia and for not supporting his subhuman danish culture which was complete african nigger tier subhumanism for quite some time while southern europe had multiple advanced civilizations 13) lynch shitskins and poofters 14) imperialism is faggot tier 15) democracy is niggerism 16) members of this party shall larp as autistic gopniks and follow every single stereotype for them 17) i really hope /bant/ dies out really soon 18) anime faggotry is only allowed in private state, post about it get lynched 19) fuck /bant/ 20) fuck /bant/ international frens n shieeeeeeeeet 21) fuck /bant/ again 22) fuck it fuck /bant/ even more 23) 99% of people are low iq niggers 24) im part of that 1% 25) bol is part of 99% same goes for kho 26) shitskins and non heteros are not considered as humans they are parasytes 27) i hate /pol/ too but i fucking despise /bant/ 28) fuck you if you are reading this 29) vote for me nigger brain
Anonymous
Here's 10 things you didn't know about La Ebin Based And Redpilled Falange Española de las JONS Party Of The r/banter, YOU WONT BELIVE NUMBER NINE! Numbero Uno: El Caudillo (that's mwe UwU) will be pin boi on this server and every single other server ever to exist Numbero Dospactio: Bol should kwiss mweeeeeeeeee :( Numbero 3: All anime spam should go to their own boards since it's gay Numbero 4: Kpop general should go to hell or just somewhere else idc where it goes just somewhere far away from me Numbero 5: Wuv mweeeeeeeeeeeeeee :( Numbero 6: All /b/tards and /pol/ditors are to be troled ebin style Numbero 7: Everyone who claims that Friday by Rebecca Blacc is the worst song ever, should be shut down with overwhelming evidence this it is the opposite of what they claim her song to be Numbero 8: The flag of /bant/ should be that one falange flag that I made with that Digimon and the other Spanish stuff Numbero 10: Bet you didn't notice that I skipped number 9 Numbero 10: You just went back to check it haha Numbero 11: You didn't notice that there were two numbero 10s Numbero 12: You're smiling and laughing at yourself and how stupid you are (don't worry all of us here at buzzfeed fell for it too) Numbero 13: I bet you £927283627372 that you didn't read that whole number and skipped over it Numbero 14: I bet that you didn't notice the letter I put in the number, HAHA U CHECKED TO SEE IF WHAT I SAID WAS TRUE BUT IT WASN'T!!!! Numbero 15: Foot Lettuce Remember to SMASH that like button, HIT subscribe and TURN notifications on so you can see my blogs as soon as they come out, also remember to share this with family and friends and leave a comment down below letting me know what part of the video you liked the best, and maybe what you'd like to see in the next video. Anyways guys this is su excelencia El Caudillo De /bant/, and I'll see you all, in the next video. Peace.
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/BASP/ 2.0 - Bant Anime and Shitposting Party 2.0 1. Yeet on every canadian 2. Declare everyone on bant homosex 3. 2hu is alright but y'all are on thin ice 4. Gimp the imptrash 5. Jerkle the circle really hard 6. ??? 7. Profit Color: rainbow Motherland Party /MP/ 1. We will declare Russian posters the Tsar family of /bant/, the Tsar himself will be the oldest male Russian poster. 2. We will establish a policy of mass for the motherland, we will absorb [s4s] and /int/ into /bant/, and go forward therefrom. All land belongs to the motherland. 3. We will create a quota for how many threads present on the board at one time need to be in Russian, we are currently thinking 20% of all posts need to be in Russian. 4. We will ban all enemies of the motherland and the Tsar, all Georgian and American posters will be banned on sight. 5. We will demand subjugation into serfdom by at least 30% of posters, this will give them a quota of daily posts and they must give a large portion of their (you)s to their overlord. 6. We will create a strong and prospering streltsy, the streltsy posters will have high status and influence, and will be called in to duty to achieve large GETs for the Tsar. 7. We will create a state newspaper which will record the glorious success and achievements of the motherland. important note: our party is monarchist, and we advocate to give the Tsar absolute veto power, but the duma will hold official power and will serve most administrative purposes without the Tsar's intervention. The constitution will assure the Tsar can never disassemble the Duma or prevent a parliamentary election, but he officially has the power to deny any and all decisions made by it.
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Pride Parade /PP/ 1) Free memes for everyone. 2) We're for open boarders except for /pol/ unless they're /polgbt/ :3 3) /lgbt/, /int/, and [s4s] are our closest allies 4) Loud 5) And 6) Proud 7) Watch out fashy bois, cuz we're going to show our wild side rawr 8) Neoliberal Paradise! YAAASSSS. We're all about accesorizing and showing what's what. We're here to slay and take names. 9) Trudeau is what America needs 10) Why plan memes when you can just have a good time hahahaha
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United Monarchist Gang Weed League /UMGL/ Color: Purple 1. Promote new /bant/ memes 2. Promote international shitposting 3. Promote RISK, HG and other unique threads 4. Make sure that the parliment is as active as possible 5. Encourage manliness 6. Enforce and protect /bant/'s independence 7. Help Gang Weeders rise up 8. Help Gentleman Gamers combat the Fascist bedtime 9. Make Despacito our anthem 10. Fix our board's society 11. Fight the commies 12. Make a nationalist Gamer Gentleman Utopia 13. Make sure our Monarchy is as less one-sided as possible. 14. Elect our Monarchs with the help of our people RRP - Roman Republic Party- manifesto Color: light red 1. Restore the truly enlightened government of our Roman ancestors 2. Bring into existence the offices of consul, praetor, quaestor, aedile, and tribune of the plebs 3. Return to the worship of true roman gods 4. Hold off the dangers of dictatorship and demagoguery 5. Maintain the aristocratic and liberated traditions of our forefathers BPMP - /bant/ Party for Memes and Progress 1. Equality will be protected at all cost. 2. Ensure /bant/ Trial Era elements are safe. 3. Ensure /bant/ and it's people are safe. 4. Fight the ghei plague. 5. Free meme economy. Color: Bright green
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 19:11:45 No. 5511664 Report >>5511644 Wow that seems like the most logical one here, also I belive the person who made that allows some anime like a chino here and there is nice but no anime spam since that belongs on an anime board.
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VOTE NAZBOL GOYIM
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AUTHORITARIAN BUREAUCRACY 1. Correct Forms you need to find and fill correctly 2. Correct Government Departments you need to find to return the correctly filled forms Hell is catered.
Anonymous
We need something like an anarchy party. No rules, everybody posts whatever they feel like.
Anonymous
https://discord gg/dbu3vMY
invite, now discord is shit, and we might abandon it.
but for now we are using it.
King of /Bant/
>>5511626 all in favour to kill everybody say ''aye''
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>>5511706 we used to have one in the first /bant/gov that died in march
was the biggest one too, and the most succesful one.
Bumstead
>>5511626 Not interested in your gay roleplay, sorry.
Anonymous
Woo, we are winning already
Anonymous
What happened to the /comfy/ party
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El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 19:22:09 No. 5511749 Report Quoted By:
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El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 19:28:07 No. 5511793 Report Quoted By:
>>5511714 I'm only in favour of it if u vote FPRB
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El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 19:41:19 No. 5512581 Report Quoted By:
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>Voting for a Fascist party in a democratic election Based and redpilled. Hail the BUF!
Anonymous
Can I join the Falange? I'll provide the best chorizos to have a barbecue
Anonymous
What happens when the results are calculated?
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>>5512605 Thanks my man, we're trying to eliminate the elections so theres less clutter on our great board
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>>5512608 Yeah, follow the discord link i posted earlier and join
>>5511710 here is the link
>>5512622 we form a government and larp for a month, creating a constiution and a legal code
then an another election happens
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 19:48:43 No. 5512639 Report >>5512605 NO I'M ALSO FACIST DUMMIE
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 19:51:07 No. 5512654 Report This is what the average non-FPRB voter looks like.
Anonymous
>>5511664 Hahaha totally not the leader hehe just a concerned citizen haha
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 19:52:59 No. 5512668 Report Quoted By:
>>5512661 Hahaha vote for the FPRB haha
Anonymous
>>5512654 what was that, pablo?
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 19:56:53 No. 5512689 Report >>5512670 rood it's actually José Antonio Primo de Rivera
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Hello I am the Equineshaft Ambassador. Which party will best support our Horsecock agenda?
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 20:02:33 No. 5512729 Report El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 20:02:56 No. 5512734 Report Quoted By:
>>5512729 not fucken sure why I quoted presente
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United Monarchist Gang Weed League RISE UP I S E U P
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 20:07:22 No. 5512758 Report Ebin Based And Redpilled Falange Española de las JONS Party Of The r/banter RISE UP I S E UP
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BANT NATIONALISTS, WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE IMPTRASH OUT
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>>5512639 I like my Fascism in English.
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 20:12:53 No. 5512800 Report Quoted By:
>>5512784 That's why u should vote for the Ebin Based And Redpilled Falange Española de las JONS Party Of The r/banter!
SMART BONG!
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 20:13:32 No. 5512802 Report >>5512799 I'm the closest to that
Anonymous
>>5512799 Very based, friend. Are you a bong living in the colonies, or do you just like the britfasc stuff?
Anonymous
GANG GANG GANG VOTE NBSA KILL THE JEWISH BOURGEOISIE NAZBOL GANG FOR NBSA DESTROY THE CAPITALIST SCUM
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Vote for La Falange and we will bring Rhodesia back to life
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>>5512831 look at these dweebs
Anonymous
>>5512802 But you’re Spanish. I don’t think you have my best interests at heart.
>>5512809 The latter. I love Mosley’s sophisticated aesthetics.
Anonymous
>>5512848 Good show, fellow!
/Bant/ lives, and marches on!
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 20:26:26 No. 5512886 Report >>5512848 I'm actually a bong DESU
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>>5512886 sure, Jose, sure
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 20:29:35 No. 5512908 Report Quoted By:
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I spent so long on the manifesto and only get 2 votes
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 20:46:00 No. 5513054 Report Quoted By:
>>5513026 I spent longer nigga
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>>5512749 gangweeeeders!!!!!!!
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>>5511731 Maybe one day fren
Anonymous
The flag of /bant/, also how do I join the Falange? And make Jose Antonio proud?
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 21:01:48 No. 5513127 Report Quoted By:
>>5513104 This is the flag of bant
>>5512758 Anonymous
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 21:09:29 No. 5513186 Report Quoted By:
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>>5512848 Care to join the server, good man?
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MONARCHIST GANG
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naZBOL IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYGOYIM GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
Anonymous
I got a third vote! thank you for supporting me everyone!
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>>5513283 Which party are you?
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>>5513421 MP
glory to the motherland
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 21:59:26 No. 5513586 Report Make José Antonio proud, by voting for me and giving me power nigga
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>>5513437 seems pretty comfy, but I already voted sadly
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 22:04:16 No. 5513614 Report Quoted By:
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El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 22:05:40 No. 5513622 Report Quoted By:
>>5513599 I'm not blacc nigga
Anonymous
>>5513613 that's ok, there's always next election
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>>5513613 which will probably be soon because of suspected rigging
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 22:11:10 No. 5513666 Report >>5513641 You'll never win anyway
Anonymous
>>5513666 these trips are of the devil, lying is the devil's game
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 22:13:08 No. 5513691 Report Quoted By:
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>>5511626 How does one go about forming a party in the /bant/ elections anyway? I must have missed a previous thread. Also it's nice to see that /Risk/ is over all a bipartisan subject.
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 22:44:19 No. 5513899 Report >>5513876 Don't form one dummie
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El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 22:45:48 No. 5513912 Report José Antonio browsing /bant/ when it first was born, posting about how cute his blue haired bride was.
Anonymous
>>5513876 you would be to go to the Discord which is linked here
>>5511710 then you would have to write a manifesto and post it in the manifesto channel
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 23:02:34 No. 5514021 Report >>5514000 Waste of trips, we don't need another an*mefag in the server.
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>>5513912 You mean this one?
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>>5514000 >Discord Disgusting, I'll reinstall it some time and pop around then.
>>5513899 >dummie Rude, I'm gonna steal all your seats next election.
>>5514021 >we don't need another an*mefag in the server. To late, unless I decide not to make a nu-account because I'm kinda lazy today and just want to relax and being invoked in politics is probably the last thing I'd consider relaxing. So probably tomorrow or the next day to be more realistic.
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 23:12:54 No. 5514111 Report >>5514068 Lol sure, you're gonna have basically no power, pretty based to think otherwise.
Anonymous
>>5514111 >you're gonna have basically no power Nice dubs but we'll see about that.
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>>5514021 sorry wasn't on purpose
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 23:21:49 No. 5514182 Report >>5514116 >dubs Trips u mean.
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>>5514182 >2 Repeating digits whatever, also singles!
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA
El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:mPVWYM64 Fri 15 Jun 2018 23:34:01 No. 5514371 Report Quoted By:
>>5514346 epic, well goodnight sweetheart, I wuv u UwU
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>>5511631 >BANT UNION OF FASCISTS MANIFESTO Even fascism is better under /bant/ then /pol/
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>>5511706 >governments die in less then a year >tfw /bant/ is based on Weimar How long is it going to last?
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>>5512861 I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE, I WABT TO RIDE MY BIKE!
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Que /bant/ empieza amanecer!
https://youtu.be/v8Bogm3gens