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>Be me
>Working as a cashier
>Taking the night shift
>It's three in the morning
>See some guy walk in
>Wearing a beanie that had "DUMB" in huge letters printed on it
>Think nothing of it
>Serve the next few customers
>He comes back with six items
>Guessing he might've seen me looking at him because he went straight for the checkout I was working on
>He places the items in front of me
>See what the items were
>A red radish that looked like a carrot
>Vaseline
>Paw Patrol DVD
>Bag of candy
>Syringes
>High-dose sleep medicine
>Didn't know whether to laugh or feel concerned
>I scan the stuff and he pays in cash
>He looks me straight in the eyes
>"Tomorrow, look for me in the newspaper."
>Mfw
>Working as a cashier
>Taking the night shift
>It's three in the morning
>See some guy walk in
>Wearing a beanie that had "DUMB" in huge letters printed on it
>Think nothing of it
>Serve the next few customers
>He comes back with six items
>Guessing he might've seen me looking at him because he went straight for the checkout I was working on
>He places the items in front of me
>See what the items were
>A red radish that looked like a carrot
>Vaseline
>Paw Patrol DVD
>Bag of candy
>Syringes
>High-dose sleep medicine
>Didn't know whether to laugh or feel concerned
>I scan the stuff and he pays in cash
>He looks me straight in the eyes
>"Tomorrow, look for me in the newspaper."
>Mfw
