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>Be me
>Be American
>Trip over my guns
>Manage to get to my kitchen after tripping over my guns
>Eat my Big Mac™
>After wiping my Mickey D's of of my healthy 800 lbs I walk outside
>Instantly get shot
>It's ok because a 200 year old document protects his rights to get a gun
>Be American
>Trip over my guns
>Manage to get to my kitchen after tripping over my guns
>Eat my Big Mac™
>After wiping my Mickey D's of of my healthy 800 lbs I walk outside
>Instantly get shot
>It's ok because a 200 year old document protects his rights to get a gun