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Anonymous ID:+XP3Q3Mc Sun 17 Jun 2018 23:56:02 No.5539660 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5539662 >>5539671 >>5539689 >>5539809 >>5539822 >>5539866 >>5539895 >>5539955

tell me a funny joke, /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1tTFQiNR Sun 17 Jun 2018 23:56:32 No.5539662 Report

Quoted By: >>5539722

>>5539660
You

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fo1A5Ohi Sun 17 Jun 2018 23:57:18 No.5539670 Report

Quoted By: >>5539722

niggers xD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rQnR1GFf Sun 17 Jun 2018 23:57:24 No.5539671 Report

Quoted By: >>5539722

>>5539660
Your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y151L/Iw Sun 17 Jun 2018 23:59:15 No.5539689 Report

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>>5539660
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y151L/Iw Sun 17 Jun 2018 23:59:54 No.5539694 Report

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>>5539689
Because they're ugly and they stink.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DhkKdw6D Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:00:31 No.5539698 Report

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mexico

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+XP3Q3Mc Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:04:20 No.5539722 Report

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>>5539662
>>5539670
>>5539671
>>5539689
>>5539694
>>5539698
good ones haha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QGD2ITHB Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:15:29 No.5539809 Report

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>>5539660
funny joke

Heaven

Heaven ID:mhF3L12j Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:17:18 No.5539822 Report

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>>5539660
how many Mexican does it take to change a light bulb?

Heaven

Heaven ID:mhF3L12j Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:18:27 No.5539831 Report

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>>5539822
just one
but he will change them all day for $3.50 an hour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qK5HMGsi Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:23:26 No.5539855 Report

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y151L/Iw Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:24:37 No.5539866 Report

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>>5539660
What did the math teacher do when he had a hemorrhoid?

Heaven

Heaven ID:mhF3L12j Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:27:55 No.5539890 Report

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>>5539866
if he was Canadian he used his free health care and then sued his dog for having a big dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yYPwdWv5 Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:28:46 No.5539895 Report

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>>5539660
Go to the bathroom, pull down your pants and look down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y151L/Iw Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:29:00 No.5539897 Report

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>>5539866
He worked it out with a pencil.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yNiOlmDj Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:30:01 No.5539901 Report

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nine out of eleven americans won't get this joke...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y151L/Iw Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:36:39 No.5539955 Report

Quoted By: >>5539961 >>5539967

>>5539660
Why is there no CSI in Australia?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y151L/Iw Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:37:02 No.5539961 Report

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>>5539955
Because everyone has the same DNA.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E+5u5oSy Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:37:34 No.5539967 Report

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>>5539955
Why

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E+5u5oSy Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:38:39 No.5539975 Report

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>>5539961
That sucked. Slap yourself for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y151L/Iw Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:41:23 No.5539998 Report

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>>5539975
Get a Kiwi to explain it to you.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:mhF3L12j Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:42:49 No.5540011 Report

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>>5539961
you got fired from CSI for swallowing all the DNA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E+5u5oSy Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:43:54 No.5540020 Report

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>>5539998
The only one I'm aware of is probably mad at me for faking just about everything about myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uZq6u0Ho Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:46:49 No.5540044 Report

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what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

one's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+uN1kf3x Mon 18 Jun 2018 00:59:12 No.5540131 Report

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why is the taco stand owner homeless?

he mexican't pay his rent

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