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Anonymous ID:+KUUxvl+ Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:31:12 No.5557205 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5557218 >>5557240 >>5557306

Why does everyone act like bears are tough?
I could probably beat a bear in a fight unarmed

literally just side step to dodge its initial attack then strike it in the head as hard as I can, then while its stunned I would follow it up with several more strikes until Its dead.
Ive done boxing for 6 years and muay thai for 4 so I can hit pretty hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:T9rHNswj Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:33:14 No.5557218 Report

Quoted By: >>5557235

>>5557205

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+KUUxvl+ Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:35:40 No.5557235 Report

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>>5557218
yeah pretty much this

the bear wouldnt even be able to hit me so it would be a pretty easy win
even if it did get a lucky hit in i could still manage to take a couple before I would go down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CmjAmNM/ Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:35:50 No.5557236 Report

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same with kangaroos. They have prissy lil legs I bet one clean kick to the side would break them, not like they can move with just their tail they need their legs for that too. So if I kick their legs (which I will be able to cus they stand on that dumb tail and look "mean" for a few secs) then I can just curbstomp it on the ground. 10/10 win for me lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p3eycptU Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:36:42 No.5557240 Report

Quoted By: >>5557295

>>5557205
I unironically think you can do it anon.
Start with a koala.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+KUUxvl+ Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:50:27 No.5557295 Report

Quoted By: >>5557303 >>5557330

>>5557240
1 - koala's are not a bear, they are a marsupial. I have no idea why americans call the koala bears, they are just koalas

2 - I am in NZ not Australia

3 - thanks for the support m8, i think my general progression for animal fights will go something like this:

chicken -> house cat -> mid size dog -> large dog -> bull ->(now I will have to leave NZ) -> lion -> tiger -> bear -> hippo -> rhino -> crocodile -> elephant -> great white shark -> orca -> sperm whale

I estimate I should be done in about 1 year, maybe 2

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CmjAmNM/ Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:52:31 No.5557303 Report

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>>5557295
put crocodile below bull all you gotta do is sit on them and they can't do anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2FFI/qBX Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:53:23 No.5557306 Report

Quoted By: >>5557661

>>5557205
Why do all kiwis actually have autism

Heaven

Heaven ID:KHngnuc4 Tue 19 Jun 2018 07:57:42 No.5557330 Report

Quoted By: >>5557702

>>5557295
you wouldn't last two seconds with a dropbear

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+KUUxvl+ Tue 19 Jun 2018 09:01:04 No.5557661 Report

Quoted By: >>5557672

>>5557306
because we are close to Antarctica so the radiation drifts over to our water supply

Heaven

Heaven ID:KHngnuc4 Tue 19 Jun 2018 09:02:47 No.5557672 Report

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>>5557661
penguins are radioactive?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KuFOO3D3 Tue 19 Jun 2018 09:08:30 No.5557702 Report

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>>5557330
He will get his ass kicked by a chicken.

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