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>be me
>be 25 y.o. virgin neckbeard
>be working in it from home
>mostly eating doritos and poisoning my body with other filth
>One day see article about realistic sex robot with emotions
>finallyicanhavegfandbehappy.png
>order sex robot for 10000 Euro
>Unwrap
>Charge it, dress it up and shit
>Switch it on
>"Hello, my name is Elisa and i was made to please you. After this message i will go into my natural mode to ensure a realistic experience"
>Oh shit
>Its too late
>Eyes light up
>Robot looks at me in disgust
>I answer "H-h-hello...?"
>She just walks out and never talks to me again
>Saw her fuck chad in his car the other day
>Seen her naked tho, Worth the 10000
>be 25 y.o. virgin neckbeard
>be working in it from home
>mostly eating doritos and poisoning my body with other filth
>One day see article about realistic sex robot with emotions
>finallyicanhavegfandbehappy.png
>order sex robot for 10000 Euro
>Unwrap
>Charge it, dress it up and shit
>Switch it on
>"Hello, my name is Elisa and i was made to please you. After this message i will go into my natural mode to ensure a realistic experience"
>Oh shit
>Its too late
>Eyes light up
>Robot looks at me in disgust
>I answer "H-h-hello...?"
>She just walks out and never talks to me again
>Saw her fuck chad in his car the other day
>Seen her naked tho, Worth the 10000
