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Quoted By: >>5565292
>be me
>be good 28 year old
>go on my favorite site, 4chan
>suddenly stomach rumbles
>"MOMMY I WANT TENDIES"
>she makes me the delicious treat called the tendie
>already using 4chan, so I demand she feeds me
>she's done feeding me
>she walks out
>"I WANT MY KISS AND BEDTIME STORY"
>"So there was a story about a lion and a mo-"
>"AHEM"
>*sigh* "Once there was a little tendie"
>fall asleep
>wake up and hungry again
>"MOMMY GIMME TENDIES"
>everything including my obese, 28 year old body shakes
>knock over my crib
>run downstairs to mommy
>mommy is sleeping in weird position
>"MOMMY GET THAT BITCH ASS ROPE OFF YOUR NECK AND GIMME TENDIES"
>she doesn't reply
>"REEEEEEEE"
>whole earth shakes
>a single tendie falls from the sky
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>it then started raining tendies
>mfw that was 4 eons ago
>I am their god
>Tendie is love. Tendie is life
>be good 28 year old
>go on my favorite site, 4chan
>suddenly stomach rumbles
>"MOMMY I WANT TENDIES"
>she makes me the delicious treat called the tendie
>already using 4chan, so I demand she feeds me
>she's done feeding me
>she walks out
>"I WANT MY KISS AND BEDTIME STORY"
>"So there was a story about a lion and a mo-"
>"AHEM"
>*sigh* "Once there was a little tendie"
>fall asleep
>wake up and hungry again
>"MOMMY GIMME TENDIES"
>everything including my obese, 28 year old body shakes
>knock over my crib
>run downstairs to mommy
>mommy is sleeping in weird position
>"MOMMY GET THAT BITCH ASS ROPE OFF YOUR NECK AND GIMME TENDIES"
>she doesn't reply
>"REEEEEEEE"
>whole earth shakes
>a single tendie falls from the sky
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>it then started raining tendies
>mfw that was 4 eons ago
>I am their god
>Tendie is love. Tendie is life
