Fire up those cloacas. Are you a bug enough dude to roleplay as an bug with your friends on /bant/? Last number determines your insect 0- Slug (40HP)>Slow >Loves rain 1- Caterpillar (50HP)>Must roll dubs to become butterfly (100HP+ flight) >Eat leaves 2- Spider (80HP)>Makes a sticky web to trap enemies >Intricate spider cities >Poisonous (-5HP every post if Spider attacks you with an 8 or higher, for 10 posts) 3- Snail (90HP)> protective shell (takes half damage) >Pacifist (can't attack) 4- Bee (50HP)>Works well with others of its kind (+1 damage for every bee rolled) >Protect the queen at all costs (first bee is the queen, has 120 Hp) 5- Stickbug (90HP)>Long, like a stick >Looks like a stick >Blend in with shit 6- Ladybug (80HP)> he want's to fuck >Can fly >Bad at combat 7- Praying Mantis (100HP)>Deadly as fuck (1.5x damage rounded up) >At war with grasshoppers >Based on the Pokemon "Scyther" 8- Beetle (150HP)>Tank >Melee brute (+2 to damage rolls 8 or higher) 9- Grasshopper (90HP)>H-he's fast (attack twice per turn, roll twice for this) >Genocide the slugs >Sounds like a maraca Roll 5-9 to take a successful action 1-4 is failure and 0 it backfires Doubles is always a success, trips is mega-success Every 10 successes, level up (+10HP, +1 to damage rolls) To attack, reply to someone. Your last digit is the attack damage, if it's dubs then double the last number. Trips, triple the last number. Your goal is to be a successful bug, work with others of your kind, give each other quests and shit etc. enjoy Oh and LIGHT BLUE IDs are birds (190HP)>Double damage >Soulless creatures
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>557224 come to me my children
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>557176 slugs and snails are gastropods you retard not bugs
Anonymous
bugroll lets see how this gooes
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>557258 >beetle education Anonymous
>>557224 no you're a fucking bird, read the op better
Anonymous
>>557241 *eats leaves*
perhaps I should start thinking about a cocoon. am I ready yet?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>557275 oh fuck i didnt even notice
fuck im gonna eat all of you
Praying Mantis
Anonymous
>>557283 i gobble up this slug
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>557271 >eats ladybug retard Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>557290 backfired, he was infected with bird flu
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>557301 roll to peck at this shitposter
Praying Mantis
>>557203 I'm gonna crack your shell open and use you as bate for the bird.
Anonymous
Fucking Bird
Fucking Bird
Quoted By:
>>557322 that's 8 damage total if i'm correct
(2x2x2)
Praying Mantis 90HP
Quoted By:
>>557310 shit I broke my arm.
Anonymous
>>557278 I observe my surroundings. wow what a world, it would be even better if I could fly... hmm I feel sleepy
Anonymous
Fucking Bird (190/190)
Fucking Bird (190/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:19:36 No. 557345 Report >>557340 Peck at this slug
Praying Mantis 90HP
Quoted By:
I eat a bunch of grass and shit to regain HP
Fucking Bird (190/190)
Fucking Bird (190/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:20:41 No. 557359 Report Quoted By:
I shit on the ground and flap my wings to cover it up with dust
Anonymous
>>557345 fuck you bird leave sluggo alone
Fucking Bird (190/190)
Fucking Bird (190/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:21:37 No. 557375 Report >>557362 this slug looks so fucking juicy, i peck at him again
catterpillar
Quoted By:
>>557333 Suddenly I awaken, I let my wings dry out
Anonymous
>>557345 I take 5 damage. 35/40
Roll to retreat to safety for now.
Praying Mantis 100HP
roll to see if my wings are capable of flight
Fucking Bird (190/190)
Fucking Bird (190/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:22:56 No. 557395 Report >>557387 Counter-roll to follow you
Fucking Bird (190/190)
Fucking Bird (190/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:23:51 No. 557398 Report >>557395 fuck he got away
>>557394 i peck at this flightless fucker here
Praying Mantis 100HP
Quoted By:
>>557394 well I guess I'm not one of those flying preying mantis
roll to build a tiny hut out of grass.
Anonymous
Praying Mantis 92HP
>>557398 the fuck.
roll to stab this fucker in the eye.
catterpillar
>>557394 Use aerial attack on praying mantis.
roll to Fly out of danger zone incase of counter attack
Fucking Bird (190/190)
Fucking Bird (190/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:25:34 No. 557424 Report Quoted By:
>>557406 i try to scratch this ladybug with my talons
sluggo more slug 22hp
sluggo more slug 22hp ID:0aVnV5mN Thu 18 May 2017 08:26:37 No. 557432 Report >>557387 you took 10dmg from the birb
>>557398 fuck you bird
Praying Mantis 92HP
>>557423 what the fuck did I do to you?
Fucking Bird (182/190)
Fucking Bird (182/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:26:45 No. 557434 Report Quoted By:
>>557415 Fuck you
roll to peck out that broken arm
Fucking Bird (182/190)
Fucking Bird (182/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:27:25 No. 557439 Report >>557432 fuck you, roll for talon slice
Fucking Bird (182/190)
Fucking Bird (182/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:28:01 No. 557447 Report >>557439 devastating blow.
i can taste you already
catterpillar
roll to lay 10 eggs on a leaf
Anonymous
>>557375 Before retreating to safety for now, the bird got this second peck on me. 30/40
Roll to eat these leaves I found in my safety spot(I guess +5 hp).
Praying Mantis 92HP
>>557447 roll to stab this fuck in the other eye
catterpillar
>>557433 Im the king of the sky. Your wings must be disabled
>roll to attack your wings, if trips, your wings are removed Praying Mantis 92HP
Quoted By:
>>557465 my wings don't even work
Fucking Bird (171/190)
Fucking Bird (171/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:30:21 No. 557474 Report >>557457 Fuck you that stung
Roll to peck at your arm again
Praying Mantis 92HP
>>557474 hahahahahaha.
roll to run away
Slug 30/40
>>557450 Roll one more time for a pile of leaves for me and the other slugs to eat before going to battle.
catterpillar
>>557449 roll for: my eggs hatch
sluggo more slug lvl2 14hp
sluggo more slug lvl2 14hp ID:0aVnV5mN Thu 18 May 2017 08:31:36 No. 557492 Report >>557474 well fuck you birb u no eat sluggo
Fucking Bird (171/190)
Fucking Bird (171/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:32:05 No. 557501 Report >>557483 Scratch you with my talon
Praying Mantis 92HP
Quoted By:
>>557488 roll to eat some of the babies to regain HP
Anonymous
Rolling for badass mantis
sluggo more slug lvl2 14hp
sluggo more slug lvl2 14hp ID:0aVnV5mN Thu 18 May 2017 08:32:36 No. 557507 Report Quoted By:
Fucking Bird (171/190)
Fucking Bird (171/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:32:38 No. 557509 Report Praying Mantis 91HP
>>557501 roll for a wing stab
Butterfly 100hp with flight
Butterfly 100hp with flight ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 08:33:47 No. 557525 Report >>557474 roll for Attacks bird. dubs for double damage double or nothing
Slug 30/40
Quoted By:
>>557492 Roll successful. I roll to give this leaf to this fellow slug to heal him, last digit is how much is restored. 1/2 leaves available.
>>557474 Roll to use a squeeze attack on your bird legs.
Praying Mantis 91HP
Quoted By:
roll to eat grass to regain HP
Fucking Bird (171/190)
Fucking Bird (171/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:35:01 No. 557545 Report Quoted By:
>>557525 >>557524 Incensed at the level of disrespect im receiving from these small morsels, i fly away to plot revenge from afar
Butterfly 100hp with flight
Butterfly 100hp with flight ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 08:35:10 No. 557549 Report >>557505 A stickbug you are.
>roll to attack, aerial downward attack, very powerful Praying Mantis 96HP
>>557509 roll for another eye stabbing
Anonymous
Bluntbug 90/90
Quoted By:
>>557505 I am a stickbug hiding in a pile of blunts
sluggo more slug 1hp
>>557509 too late birb, i eat leaves, +5 hp -18 hp im still alive
roll to near by storm drain for safety
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Where all the lady bugs at?
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10)
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 08:37:49 No. 557585 Report Quoted By:
>>557559 stab this grasshopper scum for daring to enter my turf
Butterfly 100hp with flight
Butterfly 100hp with flight ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 08:39:28 No. 557598 Report >>557572 roll to fly into storm drain
>you look like you could use some nourishment if dubs + full health to slug
Bluntbug 77/90
>>557549 Hides in new pile to find
>>557550 Proceeds to nommm
Anonymous
Fucking Bird (171/190)
Fucking Bird (171/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:42:11 No. 557635 Report Anonymous
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10)
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 08:42:22 No. 557637 Report Quoted By:
>>557607 I say we go visit the queen
>>557624 Fucking Bird (171/190)
Fucking Bird (171/190) ID:EOjjcH6T Thu 18 May 2017 08:43:05 No. 557644 Report >>557636 no im a bird, you are the queen bee actually
sluggo more slug 1hp
>>557598 thank noble butterfly, i give u a leaf
roll to go drink water
Bluntbug 77/90
Quoted By:
>>557635 *Stickbug Leaps* for the Fuckin Bird, inspiring bug revolution
Anonymous
>>557644 oh, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Butterfly 100hp with flight
Butterfly 100hp with flight ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 08:48:32 No. 557690 Report >>557624 Rolling for dubs so all 10 of my cattpillars grow into butterflies and I get 1000 hp
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10)
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 08:49:20 No. 557693 Report >>557683 can I have some honey?
Butterfly 100hp with flight
Butterfly 100hp with flight ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 08:50:18 No. 557703 Report Quoted By:
>rolling to scout the area for notable pollen filled flowers
Bluntbug 77/90
>>557690 Uses mean look on Butterfree
*There's no escape now*
Anonymous
>>557693 1 jar of honey 50MSK, 2 jars of honey 75MSK
Slug 30/40
>find slug npc that has quest that gives leaf armor that reduces the next 5 attacks on me by 2 HP Roll to do quest.
sluggo more slug 19hp
sluggo more slug 19hp ID:0aVnV5mN Thu 18 May 2017 08:53:19 No. 557734 Report >>557666 it is the tastiest water ever, +18hp (3 x 6)
>>557710 fuck u stick, now ur backfired and theres no escape, leave butterfly alone
Slug 30/40
Quoted By:
>>557724 Failed quest
>Roll to eat the lsat leaf I have (+5 hp) Combat soon, get ready. The slug army will prevail!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Now providing quest: give me 5 drops of healing honey and I will give you one of my catterpillars which restores 10 health
Slug 30/40
Angry that I failed the quest and to eat my last leaf, I attack the first enemy in sight out of pure rage.
Attack
>>557710 with my slug squeeze attack.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
*makes a spider web city*
Butterfly 100hp with flight
Butterfly 100hp with flight ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 08:59:29 No. 557948 Report Roll for: do quest Glowing Mushroom to gain Nocturnal Vision
Bluntbug 77/90
>>557734 Stick bug finds Bug Manifesto: Our attacks against each other serve no purpose, we must unite and defeat the common enemy: the fuckin bird
>>557644 Roll for Butterfly to pick up stick so I can kamikaze bird for damage, if Butterfly/replies rolls successfully damage is doubled for both
Butterfly 100hp with flight
Butterfly 100hp with flight ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:01:31 No. 557967 Report Quoted By:
>>557777 holy shit
>>557948 quest succesful. nocturnal vision acquired.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>557258 Spiders aren't insects either.
Butterfly 110hp with flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 110hp with flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:03:46 No. 557987 Report Quoted By:
oh shit I have 12 successes I get to level up
Anonymous
Bluntbug 0/90
>>557777 I...I am vanquished by über slug...why, why a damn slug?????? :(
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10)
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:06:02 No. 558012 Report Quoted By:
I use my bug vision to look for food to replenish HP
Butterfly 110hp with flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 110hp with flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:07:27 No. 558029 Report Quoted By:
>>558010 >roll to send my catterpillar babies to eat the dead body Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10)
Praying Mantis 96HP (4/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:08:06 No. 558037 Report >>557943 *tired and hungry*
eat the spider webs to see if it replenishes HP
Slug 30/40
>>557777 Attack was successful on
>>557954 , which ended up doing 21 damage(quad doesn't show up in rules).
>"our attacks against each other serve no purpose" W-wait.. you want to team up with my slug partner? I apologize for the attack out of no where.
(Wait so are you 0 hp or 56?)
Praying Mantis 100HP (5/10)
Praying Mantis 100HP (5/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:09:17 No. 558046 Report >>558037 spider webs apparently replenish HP
Caterpillar 50/50
Where the tasty leaves at Find the tasty leaves
Praying Mantis 100HP (5/10)
Praying Mantis 100HP (5/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:10:14 No. 558056 Report >>558044 attack the slug out of boredom
Butterfly 110hp with flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 110hp with flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:10:54 No. 558060 Report Praying Mantis 100HP (6/10)
Praying Mantis 100HP (6/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:10:59 No. 558061 Report >>558047 see if I can milk the caterpillar
Praying Mantis 100HP (6/10)
Praying Mantis 100HP (6/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:11:50 No. 558065 Report >>558061 this milk taste like shit
>>558060 >stab in the eye sluggo more slug 19hp
sluggo more slug 19hp ID:0aVnV5mN Thu 18 May 2017 09:12:22 No. 558072 Report >>558056 fuck u mantis
leave sluggo alone
Butterfly 110hp with flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 110hp with flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:12:55 No. 558074 Report >>558047 hello my child. one day you will look like this. we must protect ourselves from the bird
Praying Mantis 100HP (7/10)
Praying Mantis 100HP (7/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:14:33 No. 558097 Report >>558072 get bored of beating slugs and leave
>>558074 attack the butterbuns again
Butterfly 99hp with flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 99hp with flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:14:58 No. 558102 Report >>558065 >SUPER AERIAL ATTACK Butterfly 93hp with flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 93hp with flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:16:02 No. 558114 Report Quoted By:
>>558097 >roll to propose a truce Praying Mantis 98HP (7/10)
Praying Mantis 98HP (7/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:16:34 No. 558122 Report >>558102 >slice his wing if dubs wing comes off
Praying Mantis 98HP (8/10)
Praying Mantis 98HP (8/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:17:23 No. 558133 Report Caterpillar 50/50
Tasty leaf
>>558122 Oh shit, share tasty leaf with Butterfly
sluggo more slug 19hp
sluggo more slug 19hp ID:0aVnV5mN Thu 18 May 2017 09:18:29 No. 558147 Report >>558133 fuck u mantis u hurt butterfren
Anonymous
Caterpillar 50/50
Quoted By:
>>558142 >tfw tasty leaf magically dissapeared Look for new tasty leaf
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>558152 Rolling to bite putin into launching Russias entire nuear arsenal
Butterfly 50hp with flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 50hp with flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:21:19 No. 558174 Report >>558122 >>558142 >>558147 pretty sure im dying now
my only hope is to roll dubs so my children grow
Praying Mantis 98HP (8/10)
Praying Mantis 98HP (8/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:22:15 No. 558186 Report >>558174 roll to eat his children to regain HP
Praying Mantis 100HP (9/10)
Praying Mantis 100HP (9/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:22:53 No. 558194 Report Quoted By:
Butterfly 50hp without flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 50hp without flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:24:51 No. 558211 Report >I eat 1- 3 of m,y own children to restore hp
Caterpillar 50/50
Eat really tasty leaf and plot mantis genocide
Slug 30/40
Quoted By:
>>558056 Take 6 damage.
Roll to throw rocks at
>>558174 and
>>558211 Butterfly 50hp without flight 6 dmg
Butterfly 50hp without flight 6 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:28:04 No. 558239 Report >>558211 exellent, dubs
I use my power to turn
>>558227 into a butterfly
Praying Mantis 100HP (9/10)
Praying Mantis 100HP (9/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:28:53 No. 558244 Report >>558211 roll to laugh hysterically at butterfly's misfortune
Praying Mantis Lv2 110HP [+1 attack] (1/10)
Praying Mantis Lv2 110HP [+1 attack] (1/10) ID:4aWvIwE7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:31:20 No. 558267 Report Quoted By:
>>558244 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Butterfly 80/120hp without flight 7 dmg
Butterfly 80/120hp without flight 7 dmg ID:+ntlioXk Thu 18 May 2017 09:35:01 No. 558307 Report Quoted By:
>roll to walk to a flower
sluggo more slug 19hp
sluggo more slug 19hp ID:0aVnV5mN Thu 18 May 2017 09:46:35 No. 558463 Report Quoted By:
sluggo is more slug, but sometimes must learn from enemy roll to find a hard shell
Anonymous
sluggo more slug 19hp
sluggo more slug 19hp ID:0aVnV5mN Thu 18 May 2017 10:02:05 No. 558663 Report Quoted By:
well bugs, the suns coming up, its been a good life but i will soon dry up on the pavement, good luck chasing off the birb it was glorious roll, if success body feeds other bugs and they get +10hp for eating, if dubs stick and butterfly get +20hp but fuck mantis, if fail then bake on the sidewalk into dried out pile of slug goo
Anonymous
Quoted By:
turns out im a ladybug, sooooooooo who wants to fuck??
Anonymous
Anonymous
Praying Mantis
Praying Mantis
Rolling to eat mates head.
Anonymous
>>557176 >snail more slug Is bulshit snail is faget!
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first. over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
Praying Mantis *probably ded or zombie*
Praying Mantis *probably ded or zombie* ID:fkx9QCTb Thu 18 May 2017 10:13:16 No. 558774 Report >>558760 This was over quickly.
Caterpillar 50/50
Quoted By:
>>558239 Sadly, caterpillar can't turn into butterfly because it is actually a moth catepillar.
Anonymous
>>558763 Holy fuck, I haven't seen this in forever.
Praying Mantis *probably ded or zombie*
Praying Mantis *probably ded or zombie* ID:fkx9QCTb Thu 18 May 2017 10:15:09 No. 558794 Report Quoted By:
>>558774 Rolling to live again.
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP]
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:15:55 No. 558805 Report Quoted By:
rolling to exercise to get ripped and transcend my mantisity if dubs, i transcent my mantisity
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>558790 I am snail was ruse. Slug sympathy faget die
1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for airover 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.
Anonymous
>>558808 rolling to strengthen pincers.
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP]
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:17:27 No. 558818 Report rolling to learn a technique that can deliver deadly blows to birds
Beetle 150 hp
>>558816 Find beetle tribe. Get food.
Beetle 150 hp
Quoted By:
>>558833 No food.
re roll to find something else
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP]
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:19:19 No. 558840 Report >>558818 rolling to learn kung fu
Moth Caterpillar 50/50
Moth Caterpillar 50/50 ID:1MNzHxjU Thu 18 May 2017 10:19:52 No. 558846 Report Eat the leaf
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP]
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:20:03 No. 558850 Report Quoted By:
>>558840 fuck, i tripped on a leaf
Anonymous
Rolling for based stick bug.
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP]
Praying Mantis 2, Electric Boogaloo [100HP] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:20:52 No. 558859 Report Quoted By:
rolling to learn karate
Anonymous
>>558855 Do I get something special for rolling a palindrome dubs?
Requesting rocket backpack.
The Karate Mantis [100HP, 2/10]
The Karate Mantis [100HP, 2/10] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:22:28 No. 558882 Report Rolling to set up a leaf dojo where other mantises can learn karate
The Karate Mantis [100HP, 2/10]
The Karate Mantis [100HP, 2/10] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:23:09 No. 558889 Report Quoted By:
>>558882 rerolling, i need that master status
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina)
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina) ID:H3WN+uR5 Thu 18 May 2017 10:23:16 No. 558892 Report I AM SNAIL GOD YOU FAGGETS FUG YOU I KILL ALL NO ATTACK BECAUSE SUPERIOR SHELL TECHNOLOGY.
Anonymous
>>558874 Mine 500 diamond, fashion diamond armor.
This will make me invincible. Based stick bug the immortal.
The Karate Mantis [100HP, 4/10]
The Karate Mantis [100HP, 4/10] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:25:03 No. 558918 Report I AM THE KARATE MANTIS. JOIN ME OR FIGHT ME
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS ID:tKVr+m+n Thu 18 May 2017 10:25:20 No. 558923 Report Quoted By:
>>558905 I believe I win the game.
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina, all the Diamonds)
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina, all the Diamonds) ID:H3WN+uR5 Thu 18 May 2017 10:26:10 No. 558932 Report >>558905 A HAHAHA SHELL IS DIAMOND THY ARE ME FAGET NO DIAMOND STICK PUSSY
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS ID:tKVr+m+n Thu 18 May 2017 10:26:20 No. 558935 Report >>558918 Fuck the mantid's in this, Attack with unfathomable damage.
Insta kill get?
The Karate Mantis [100HP, 4/10]
The Karate Mantis [100HP, 4/10] ID:vGCr5LuP Thu 18 May 2017 10:26:50 No. 558939 Report >>558935 rolling to survive
Anonymous
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS ID:tKVr+m+n Thu 18 May 2017 10:27:32 No. 558950 Report >>558918 >>558935 Insta kill achieved, go home you fucking shitty mantis.
>>558932 Rolling to have my way with king snail, produce offspring of the gods and destroy all else in this thread.
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina, all the Diamonds)
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina, all the Diamonds) ID:H3WN+uR5 Thu 18 May 2017 10:28:36 No. 558964 Report >>558950 HAHAHA KET RAPED STICK FAGOT I FUG YOU WITH STICK LEGS CUZ LIKE BONES AHAHAHAHA
Big ol Beetle 150hp
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>>558939 Pince the shit out of you
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS ID:tKVr+m+n Thu 18 May 2017 10:29:04 No. 558968 Report >>558950 My dick fell off, no big deal I can regrow a new one. 5+ get pls!
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS
Based Jetpack wearing, diamond coated stickbug (immortal) GL FAGGOTS ID:tKVr+m+n Thu 18 May 2017 10:30:15 No. 558981 Report Quoted By:
>>558964 Horde all precious metals, only trips can stop me from becoming ultrajew
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina, all the Diamonds)
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina, all the Diamonds) ID:H3WN+uR5 Thu 18 May 2017 10:30:23 No. 558984 Report Quoted By:
>>558968 I EAT BROKE DICK AND STEAL POWERS FOR SNAIL IS MORE SNAIL SNAIL IS GOD
Anonymous
Big ol Beetle 150hp
>>558991 Rolling to attack ant for lulz
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina)
King Snail the Glorious Faget (9001 HP, 300 mana, 500 stamina) ID:H3WN+uR5 Thu 18 May 2017 10:32:01 No. 559003 Report FUCK IS THIS SHIT SNAIL NO FIAL SNAIL IS SNALE! ACCEND TO SARS BECOME UNIYVERSE!
Big ol Beetle 150hp
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>>559003 *bites you for x damage*
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolling for hayai grasshopper
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mantis(3) Lv1 (100hp/0XP)
Mantis(3) Lv1 (100hp/0XP) ID:MI8P01Hm Thu 18 May 2017 15:30:46 No. 563876 Report >>561727 Ok here I go
>>558846 Bug rape attack
Moth Caterpillar 41/50
Moth Caterpillar 41/50 ID:1MNzHxjU Thu 18 May 2017 15:34:27 No. 563938 Report Quoted By:
>>563876 No bully caterpillar
Hide under leaf
Anonymous
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>>557176 rollin for beetle
>>557176 Anonymous
>>557176 >be turk >roll for a cockroache Anonymous
>>557176 Pls, I want to feel special,I am on finals. Joining
Grasshopper 90/90hp Lvl1 0/10
Grasshopper 90/90hp Lvl1 0/10 ID:FYIXFYhp Thu 18 May 2017 16:18:53 No. 565453 Report Quoted By:
>>565359 >>565420 roll to genocide the slug
Anonymous
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*rubs legs tohgether*
Anonymous
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>>557176 Talk about a bugs life amirite?
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 0exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 0exp ID:Mzv6vuIR Thu 18 May 2017 16:59:34 No. 566774 Report Quoted By:
>>558892 Ive had enough of your insolence snail its time to become bird stomach acid.
*rolls for attack*
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>566820 Nevermind...
>i kys myself Anonymous
ravioli ravioli what is my insectoli
Anonymous
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>>557176 rolling for spider
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>566861 "boy i sure am a slug and i like rain. woo."
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 0exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 0exp ID:Q03GXgbP Thu 18 May 2017 17:09:46 No. 566936 Report >>558892 Dodge all you like but you will not escape
Dosing is very weird for a snail.
Anonymous
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>>566861 >>566916 you're actually a caterpillar
Anonymous
>>566861 >>566916 JUST KIDDING I'M A CATERPILLAR
>>566936 DIE YOU INSOLENT FOOL! YOUR AVIAN TYRANNY SHALL BE TOLERATED NO LONGER!
Anonymous
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>>557176 i like your threads
Dubs Bord of the North Star 175hp 1exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 175hp 1exp ID:Q03GXgbP Thu 18 May 2017 17:18:30 No. 567081 Report >>567005 Foolish larva. You dare mess with dubs Bord!? Now its time to dine on catapillar
Dubs Bord of the North Star 175hp 1exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 175hp 1exp ID:Q03GXgbP Thu 18 May 2017 17:20:31 No. 567113 Report >>567005 For a Bord my aim is shit. Lets try this again.
Anonymous
>>567081 (-1 HP, 49 remaining)
THE PREDATOR SHALL BECOME PREY! EN GARDE!
Anonymous
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>>567113 >>567128 (- 3 HP, 46 remaining)
Anonymous
Dubs Bord of the North Star 168hp 1exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 168hp 1exp ID:4zhHLRXy Thu 18 May 2017 17:26:02 No. 567184 Report >>567128 Note to catapillar friendo 1-4 is a miss. You aren't harmed.
Until now *rolls attack*
Anonymous
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>>557260 >>557267 *mates with you*
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>567194 Where my niggers at? Where my fine ass queens at?
Buzz buzz mothafucka
Anonymous
>>567184 Shit, my bad, I'm retarded.
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"GIVE ME LEAFBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
Dubs Bord of the North Star 161hp 1exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 161hp 1exp ID:4zhHLRXy Thu 18 May 2017 17:31:02 No. 567416 Report >>567387 Is this what you want leaves? I'll give ya 5 leaves to fugg off. I'm here to eat the innocent. *not attacking*
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>567416 "Hmm... I am not satiated so easily Blue One. Make it six and you have a deal." *not attacking*
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>557176 /qst/ has a dice roller, btw. I find it nicer to use dice instead of post bigitz
Dubs Bord of the North Star 161hp 1exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 161hp 1exp ID:w7epLfLm Thu 18 May 2017 17:37:26 No. 567586 Report >>567452 Fine fine 6. I got to go my bird job anyways.
Wish I could shoop a blue jay with a briefcase. Maybe with an angry blue jay wife.
Anonymous
>>567586 "Very well then. Farewell honorable foe and fare thee well."
Rolling to return to the caterpillar capital safely with the spoils of war.
Anonymous
>>557176 I'm joining in on this niggas
Anonymous
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>>568003 I fail and commit seppuku as is tradition according to the laws and ways of caterpillar society. Rolling to successfully terminate self.
Bee [50HP]
>>568024 I propose we bees collectively work to strengthen ourselves. I'm rolling to become a better worker.
Anonymous
>>568103 Having failed to do away with my own existence and lacking in the leaves I retrieved during my intense battle, I roll to steal your honey for my people so we can use it as a condiment for leaves.
"tch... nothin personnel bee."
Bee [50HP]
>>568187 Why can't we trade? I am but a peaceful honey merchant.
Anonymous
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I am a bird of peace
Anonymous
>>568223 "What would you have me give in exchange? I hold no possessions, for my leaves are lost to the winds."
Anonymous
>>568300 Having achieved dubs, I feel a great light begin to surround me. All the truths of the universe are revealed to me in an instant and my body transforms into pure energy before reconfiguring and manifesting itself in a new form. I know, in this moment, that I have achieved a higher plane of existence -- that I am mere caterpillar no more.
"Bee... I now see the error of my ways. I have risen above temptation and earthly possessions, and so I will return your honey to you."
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>568426 Oh no I'm a trap!
>>568342 Plz eat me Itsy... then I'll be part of you!
Anonymous
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>>568342 Meant to reply to
>>567162 Anonymous
>>568342 Actually you've been a bird this whole time but I'm going to eat you before you can eat me. Nom
Anonymous
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>>568589 Rolling to grant the ladybug's wish and devour it.
Anonymous
>>568920 It says light blue IDs. Mine is dark blue.
Anonymous
>>568920 Is I dead now?
>>569181 Shit I misread. Going to eat you know since your fail.
Anonymous
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>>557176 He wasn't kidding when he said I was bad at combat.
Anonymous
>>569212 "You cannot defeat me."
I initiate hyper devour accel overdrive jutsu attack.
Anonymous
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>>569254 Not so fast! Clumsy bird.
Anonymous
>>569254 I fly into the sun and die instantly to avoid the shame of missing more attacks. Rolling to confirm suicide.
Anonymous
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>>569279 I chase after you after realizing I actually love you and called you a bird again. Out of nowhere a windshield wiper appears. Rolling to see if squished.
Anonymous
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Something takes 2 damage. I am sent into the bushes. If this is a 0 I'm caught in a spiders web. Anything else and I land in a flower, disoriented.
Anonymous
Im a bird and I am very important
Anonymous
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>>569666 Nope we're fuck buddies forever now.
Anonymous
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>>569666 O shit I'm stuck with Satan forever. Good thing I'm not a love bug.
Anonymous
>>557176 th-this is not my regularly scheduled /bant/ kingdom thread
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 1exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 1exp ID:mr/0pEtJ Thu 18 May 2017 20:15:01 No. 570948 Report Quoted By:
I return from my bord job and made up with my bord wife. Time to terrorize the snail society again.
>>559003 have at the snail foolAlso rolling dubs to poop.
Anonymous
Fyybjj the spider (90hp, shaped like a friend)
Fyybjj the spider (90hp, shaped like a friend) ID:M9qgbA9O Thu 18 May 2017 20:23:10 No. 571085 Report >>570962 I'm a spider boy, I dunno what to do
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 1exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 1exp ID:gd8+Lg6n Thu 18 May 2017 20:38:20 No. 571374 Report >>571085 Fight the snail menace. They are an inferior species that plague us. We must have liebenschraum.
>>558964 Now comes your death.
Fyybjj the spider (90hp, shaped like a friend)
Fyybjj the spider (90hp, shaped like a friend) ID:M9qgbA9O Thu 18 May 2017 20:43:42 No. 571445 Report Quoted By:
>>571374 OK
>>558964 I strike with my spider arms
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 5exp
Dubs Bord of the North Star 180hp 5exp ID:zuwVdLMU Thu 18 May 2017 20:47:34 No. 571495 Report >>570880 I strike at you with a fury of a thousand tsungs
Henry
Anonymous
Henry Slug 40 HP
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>557176 Rolling for fire ant, 33 is fire ant, I called it
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Dubs Bord of the North star 180hp 6exp
Dubs Bord of the North star 180hp 6exp ID:Perxs+6b Thu 18 May 2017 21:42:50 No. 572454 Report Quoted By:
>>572193 Awwwwk, awwwwk motherfucker