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how do i kill myself in a country without guns

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:19:52 No.558160 View View Reply Original Report

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please suggest cool ideas i really dont know what to do anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KYDmk/7R Thu 18 May 2017 09:21:03 No.558172 Report

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>>558160
Jump off a skyscraper, isn't that the most common way to suicide there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:21:58 No.558182 Report

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not much high places near me
it sucks

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hiroyuki Admin (Original) No fake lost login data ID:rN+jvwUd Thu 18 May 2017 09:22:08 No.558183 Report

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soy sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EXKA/v4o Thu 18 May 2017 09:22:52 No.558193 Report

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I'm actually so fucking tired of the 5 different suicide threads tonight. Someone live stream themselves cutting their head off with a chainsaw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VXZikDG7 Thu 18 May 2017 09:23:04 No.558197 Report

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Wait 50 years, your body will do it on its own.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:23:14 No.558199 Report

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drinking takes time man gotta go quick to the afterlief
whats quick painless and relatively cheap that causes mass organ failure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:23:51 No.558205 Report

Quoted By: >>558231

and also ive actually considered live streaming myself getting killed but no gun rip so it aint fast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFASUIZR Thu 18 May 2017 09:24:03 No.558207 Report

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>>558160
>poop pants
>put pants on head
>inhale poop fumes
>suffocate

My brother did that and now he's the Assistant Manager at Denny's.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:24:28 No.558209 Report

Quoted By: >>558212 >>558223

but no denny's here lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rN+jvwUd Thu 18 May 2017 09:25:03 No.558212 Report

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>>558209
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2337777/After-chugging-QUART-soy-sauce-student-survive-sodium-overdose-brain-damage.html

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:25:53 No.558216 Report

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dude even if i dont survivebrain damage= coma
thats still living

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFASUIZR Thu 18 May 2017 09:26:07 No.558223 Report

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>>558209
Village Inn will also work fine if that's all you have.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:26:43 No.558228 Report

Quoted By: >>558241 >>558251

vilage inn sucks here lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EXKA/v4o Thu 18 May 2017 09:27:07 No.558231 Report

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>>558205
You could take a shit ton of PCP then cut your head off with a chainsaw so you don't feel anything. That would make for a fucking legendary gore video

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:28:05 No.558240 Report

Quoted By: >>558646

see my flag
litterally no drugs here
ive only seen 1 article on drugs here
thats how hard it is to suicide imo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rN+jvwUd Thu 18 May 2017 09:28:23 No.558241 Report

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>>558228
No trains near?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:29:24 No.558250 Report

Quoted By: >>559179

blocked off,underground
legit everything,nearly anythig is regulated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFASUIZR Thu 18 May 2017 09:29:26 No.558251 Report

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>>558228
then go to Ying Yang's International House of Chink Diarrhea food or whatever they call them in Singapore, I guess, they're always hiring managers because their managers are always shoving baby corn up their buttholes and sneaking out the back with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dAjQe6i6 Thu 18 May 2017 09:29:27 No.558252 Report

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>>558160
Just hang yourself

Or cut your wrists, but remember : down the road not across the street

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x9VoPSMU Thu 18 May 2017 09:29:32 No.558254 Report

Quoted By: >>558265

>Rope
>Tree
>Stool

Profit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:30:12 No.558258 Report

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too many people need fast quick and cant be stopped

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EXKA/v4o Thu 18 May 2017 09:31:09 No.558265 Report

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>>558254
Literally so easy to kill yourself with a rope, people do it by accident all the time during autoerotic asphyxiation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0d6d1I5r Thu 18 May 2017 09:31:38 No.558272 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CYSpAEhn Thu 18 May 2017 09:31:51 No.558274 Report

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>>558160
just hold your breath until you die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:32:19 No.558278 Report

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i do it in room parents check every 10 mins
do it midnight
you dont know how many fucking people are still up at 4am in singapore legit ive seen 50 people at a pokestop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFASUIZR Thu 18 May 2017 09:32:56 No.558290 Report

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You can also try slapping your dick with a live wombat so hard you go into cardiac arrest. My uncle did that and he's now the executive marketing director for Hardee's.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:33:58 No.558295 Report

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how 2 buy helium lmao i legit cant buy shit online

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:34:44 No.558304 Report

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if anyone can hit me up with sleeping pills pls do
i need like 10 bottles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ohbQF/ne Thu 18 May 2017 09:34:53 No.558305 Report

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Be boring and overdose on Tylenol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aLyYmak/ Thu 18 May 2017 09:35:03 No.558308 Report

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>>558160
Go swim to Indonesia without stopping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:35:53 No.558321 Report

Quoted By: >>558340 >>558862

i cant swim
my lack of skills makes my suicide a challlenge
why is death so hard just like life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CYSpAEhn Thu 18 May 2017 09:36:07 No.558325 Report

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Fall in love and let her go.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:36:53 No.558328 Report

Quoted By: >>558381

i have no crush wheeeeeeeeeee
my life is fucking good nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aLyYmak/ Thu 18 May 2017 09:37:40 No.558340 Report

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>>558321
Then stop complainin' lah
Your expectation of life so high
Your expectation of suicide so high

Limpeh whack you in the afterlife then you know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z+rRNCMd Thu 18 May 2017 09:39:17 No.558364 Report

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>>558160
Get caught dealing drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:39:21 No.558366 Report

Quoted By: >>558383

please do man i have no friends
i need to make friends in my final phase of life
the afterlife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dAjQe6i6 Thu 18 May 2017 09:40:27 No.558381 Report

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>>558328
Just use a rope or cut your wrists you pathetic faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aLyYmak/ Thu 18 May 2017 09:40:32 No.558383 Report

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>>558366
Go travel to Mt Fuji, Japan and go live in the suicide forest
I don't think even the Japanese ghosts want you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3v/+Un9i Thu 18 May 2017 09:40:52 No.558387 Report

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>>558160
if you're too dumb to figure it out you should just wait. you're bound to accidentally do something lethal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C/LX/X4S Thu 18 May 2017 09:40:54 No.558388 Report

Quoted By: >>558419

>>558272
Modern helium tanks contain parts oxygen to prevent this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:41:11 No.558390 Report

Quoted By: >>558414

i know the ghosts dont want me but i dont want to wait for how many fucking years

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aLyYmak/ Thu 18 May 2017 09:42:45 No.558414 Report

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>>558390
Fuck get out of Singapore then
If you die in Singapore, all the Singaporean ghosts will kena Great Depression

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0d6d1I5r Thu 18 May 2017 09:43:12 No.558419 Report

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>>558388
Could go for nitrogen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:43:27 No.558424 Report

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wow still hated that much huh
i love it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Sb66oyfg Thu 18 May 2017 09:45:27 No.558441 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:46:12 No.558456 Report

Quoted By: >>558485

i legit dont want to get in a rs lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mQLzXxX Thu 18 May 2017 09:46:23 No.558458 Report

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>>558160
1. Go to Indonesia or malayshit
2. Obtain drugs
3. Go home
4. ???
5. Profit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:46:43 No.558465 Report

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or anything related to women for that matter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:48:03 No.558479 Report

Quoted By: >>558518

my passport is locked up cause my parents think ill fucking travel overseas and vanish
tfw i have never traveled outside country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0d6d1I5r Thu 18 May 2017 09:48:27 No.558485 Report

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>>558456
U dont really want to kill yourself. Otherwise you woulda jumped off a building or necked yourself by now. Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:49:34 No.558500 Report

Quoted By: >>558858

theres been attempted suicide at my secondary school it didnt work so its not fucking 100% working thats why i dont use it lmao nice roast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mQLzXxX Thu 18 May 2017 09:49:48 No.558504 Report

Quoted By: >>558518

>he lives in a wealthy tiny city state surrounded by 3rd world countries with great holiday destinations and he hasn't even left, not even once

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:50:54 No.558515 Report

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tfw parents more exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C/LX/X4S Thu 18 May 2017 09:51:06 No.558518 Report

Quoted By: >>558535

>>558504
Read >>558479 faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LtX5Tutw Thu 18 May 2017 09:51:26 No.558521 Report

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I watched a woman kill herself by jumping off a second storey balcony. As long as you land on your head your chances are decent.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:52:32 No.558533 Report

Quoted By: >>558558

i need that sick 100% fatality rate i dont want to be a fucking vegetable it means im not dead still

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mQLzXxX Thu 18 May 2017 09:52:47 No.558535 Report

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>>558518
That's what I was replying too, faggot. I just didn't quote him

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nIkmB2le Thu 18 May 2017 09:54:00 No.558547 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CYSpAEhn Thu 18 May 2017 09:54:01 No.558549 Report

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If you want to be cool, stop eating completely and starve yourself to death. Drink plenty of water so you live long enough to die of nutrient deficiency. This is the best way to go, unless you are a pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 09:54:11 No.558553 Report

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tfw everyone is called faggot and everyone is angery cool i like this place

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LtX5Tutw Thu 18 May 2017 09:54:34 No.558558 Report

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>>558533
If you really want to fucking do it you'll take what you can fucking get

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nIkmB2le Thu 18 May 2017 09:58:01 No.558605 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bJm+BwSd Thu 18 May 2017 10:00:37 No.558646 Report

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>>558240
lmao just walk off the balcony, you probably live like 8 stories up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ay+QZ4yC Thu 18 May 2017 10:01:32 No.558659 Report

Quoted By: >>558792 >>558807 >>559220

this is the truth

i live on the fucking first floor

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nIkmB2le Thu 18 May 2017 10:04:48 No.558690 Report

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Anonymous ID:rN+jvwUd Thu 18 May 2017 10:06:11 No.558704 Report

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There will be never a 100% fatality rate at the most 99%, except you jump into an active vulcano and even then miracles can still happen.

Anyway, greet the beings in afterlife for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sMiEEjO7 Thu 18 May 2017 10:06:48 No.558712 Report

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>>558160
Choke yourself tot death, the most manly wat to do IT bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LtX5Tutw Thu 18 May 2017 10:09:26 No.558735 Report

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You can always do what I tried before my housemate caught me and take a lethal dose of No-Doz, there's a calculator online to figure out a lethal dose based on your weight. You'll get the shakes like crazy and feel like you want to throw up, but if you resist and take a fuckload you'll die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nIkmB2le Thu 18 May 2017 10:10:24 No.558746 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X6MT5xly Thu 18 May 2017 10:12:05 No.558758 Report

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Eat a snickers, tasty and deadly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0d6d1I5r Thu 18 May 2017 10:14:55 No.558792 Report

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>>558659
OP just has an excuse for everything.
Obvious troll is obvious

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nIkmB2le Thu 18 May 2017 10:14:59 No.558793 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mQLzXxX Thu 18 May 2017 10:16:11 No.558807 Report

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>>558659
>living on the first floor

Just Singapore problems lah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mQLzXxX Thu 18 May 2017 10:18:04 No.558824 Report

Quoted By: >>558858 >>559816

Srsly singapoorbro, since you're 18 (because you're on this website) your parents have no right to hold your passport against your will because you're an adult

So go report them to the agency or tell them you lost your passport, get a new one then get on the ferry to Batam and neck yourself after you get drunk on $10 bottles of vodka, never to return home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aLyYmak/ Thu 18 May 2017 10:20:34 No.558858 Report

Quoted By: >>559050 >>559816

>>558824
He is not 18
See: >>558500

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uaK8K8aS Thu 18 May 2017 10:21:05 No.558862 Report

Quoted By:

>>558321
In this particular instance, not being able to swim seems like it would be working to your advantage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mQLzXxX Thu 18 May 2017 10:36:42 No.559050 Report

Quoted By:

>>558858
MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nXODx697 Thu 18 May 2017 10:44:25 No.559179 Report

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>>558250
Are you a fucking retard literally go to the pharmacy and buy whatever you can get your hands on and OD.

They just started selling painkillers without prescription and many other things. Go to art friend, buy chloroform and drink it. Or drink bleach is it that hard jesus we have 109 IQ average here and you cant figure out how to kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nXODx697 Thu 18 May 2017 10:47:45 No.559220 Report

Quoted By:

>>558659
Then use the elevators. Queenstown, clementi and Raffles place all have 50 storey tall buildings that are residential and have a sky garden.

Furthermore an old lady at my area managed to kill herself with just 6 floors stop being so damn greedy

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Anonymous ID:SJIWR56Q Thu 18 May 2017 11:43:01 No.559816 Report

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>>558858
>>558824
secondary school age in singapore

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ji3FEMbm Thu 18 May 2017 11:56:07 No.560020 Report

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INDOOR BBQ
TOASTER IN BATHTUB

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XTqyzVS Thu 18 May 2017 12:04:44 No.560153 Report

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>>558160
I'll recommend Sulfuric Acid(H2SO4)
It's easy, just pour on your face!!
If you stay calm, you'll die of osmosis.
If you wash your face with water, The water will transform into the powerful acid liquid solution and melt your face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hO3Azkty Thu 18 May 2017 12:10:14 No.560229 Report

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so many creative proposals!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+n11u/J4 Thu 18 May 2017 12:11:31 No.560240 Report

Quoted By: >>560499

>>558160
get drunk and sleep naked in some snow
alcohol won't make you feel cold and you'll fall asleep peacefully

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OC1O06gx Thu 18 May 2017 12:24:17 No.560499 Report

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>>560240
mm
knock yourself out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TwMTghj8 Thu 18 May 2017 12:25:11 No.560506 Report

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>>558160
I recommend going to a shooting range, I myself plan on doing this and shooting a 9mm in my temple

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