>be me, move into downtown loft in clean, liberal area
>over 8,000 memes stored to phone SD
>95% of which are overtly racist
>pictures of me and gf too
>walk to park night before last
>go home, pass out
>wake up
>phone is gone
>panicpanicpanic.png
>search the park
>nothing
>tear house apart
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>have to go to work, FUUUUUUCK
>spend 8:00-3:30 waiting to clock out and race home to find phone
>before hipster libshits pick it up and doxx me when they see what's on my SD
>phone is sitting on top of spice rack beneath cabinet
>it's eye level
>feel a kind of relief I've never known
>immediately plug in the charger and go back to shitposting
