UMBRELLAS ARE FUCKING STUPID AND I HATE THEM!!!! I DON'T CARE IF I GET DRENCHED IN THE FUCKING RAIN I'M NOT HOLDING A FREAKING UMBRELLA! YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST? FUCKING RETARDS HOLDING UMBRELLAS WITHOUT PAYING ATTENTION BUMPING INTO OTHER PEOPLE AND SHIT AND ALMOST MURDERING YOU WITH THEIR STUPID RAIN SHIELD. FUCKING IDIOTS FUCK OFF!!!!! HAVE FUN CARRYING A WET DRENCHED PIECE OF CLOTH AND IRON WITH YOU FAGGOTS!
