>see a stupid thread get hundreds of replies
>become jealous for (you)s
>Analize it and try to figure out what makes it so good
>After a few minutes I feel that I've cracked the code
>Keep it in the back of my mind for about a month
>finally post a well crafted xx shitpost the plays on the same theams and humor as the original without making it obvious it was a copy
>0 replies
What is it? What is the secret? I know it's pathetic, I don't even really do it on purpose, but I've built this list of rules in my head about what makes a good thread and what doesn't. I try so hard. Even looking at this post I can't turn it off.
>Green text
>Bad picture
>Too long
>Too personal
>Doesn't play to any running jokes
>Not interesting enough
>Whiny
>No hidden irony
>Too original (yes this seems to be a thing)
The list goes on. I've built myself a social prison on a RANDOM BOARD ON AN ANONYMOUS FUCKING SITE. Is there anyone more beta than me?