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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:10:03 No.5602600 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5602628 >>5602643 >>5602652 >>5602656 >>5602716

W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
4chan's one and only c-cooking show and p-probably the last piece of OC available!

So come on in, t-take a seat, and I'll s-show you how to cook a delicious homecooked meal <4
What could be more comfy than that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p5kHgJUY Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:10:52 No.5602612 Report

Quoted By: >>5602615

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:11:26 No.5602615 Report

Quoted By: >>5602624 >>5602626 >>5602686

>>5602612
T-too bad!

Today is PAN FRIED CHICKEN TENDIES!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V47iBQcn Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:12:00 No.5602624 Report

Quoted By: >>5602629 >>5602632

CC here, looking forward to today's me-

>>5602615
FUCK YEAH TENDIES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+3UM2Xl1 Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:12:20 No.5602626 Report

Quoted By: >>5602632

>>5602615
Sardines next week plz

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Anonymous ID:Mud59/Nf Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:12:28 No.5602628 Report

Quoted By: >>5602632

>>5602600
>What could be more comfy than that?
talking to my crush, gl with the thread though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:16O7Y3b5 Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:12:30 No.5602629 Report

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>>5602624
cringe

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:12:55 No.5602632 Report

Quoted By: >>5602644

>>5602624
T-TENDIES ARE LOVE, AND T-TENDIES ARE LIFE!

>>5602626
We w-will see <4

>>5602628
M-maybe you should just confess?

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Anonymous ID:3BMf0OfO Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:14:47 No.5602643 Report

Quoted By: >>5602648

>>5602600
Night alice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mud59/Nf Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:14:51 No.5602644 Report

Quoted By: >>5602648

>>5602632
I did last night
it was, uh... whew

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:15:24 No.5602648 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602643
*waves*

>>5602644
Whew.

H-here is a list of what is needed! Basic ingredients, s-should be very cheap!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tp2KV6TX Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:16:02 No.5602652 Report

Quoted By: >>5602672

>>5602600

>Lack of tits
>Man arms

Gtfo tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:16:13 No.5602656 Report

Quoted By: >>5602659

>>5602600
POW
Right in the babymaker

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:16:39 No.5602659 Report

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>>5602656
where did my fucking picture go

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:19:23 No.5602672 Report

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>>5602652
S-sorry, I'm a biological female <4

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Anonymous ID:1i6OhD7v Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:23:05 No.5602686 Report

Quoted By: >>5602703

>>5602615

Yay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:23:23 No.5602689 Report

Quoted By: >>5602710

Alright h-here are you instructions <4 P-pretty easy, just follow along!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:25:22 No.5602703 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602686
<4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:26:18 No.5602710 Report

Quoted By: >>5602721

>>5602689
Why do you need so many threads at once on different boards?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CqdZpyDu Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:27:09 No.5602716 Report

Quoted By: >>5602721

>>5602600
>last piece of oc available
fuck you alice your cooking show isnt the best and most original thing on 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:27:51 No.5602721 Report

Quoted By: >>5602726 >>5602729

>>5602710
I d-don't need anything!

>>5602716
I n-never said it was the best.

Alright, f-first step! Pour oil into a p-pan and heat it up <4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:28:46 No.5602726 Report

Quoted By: >>5602733

>>5602721
>I d-don't need anything!
Okay, so why DO you have so many threads at once?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LVRvLIzi Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:29:04 No.5602729 Report

Quoted By: >>5602733

>>5602721
Real men don't wear pants while frying food, how many points are docked if I do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:29:59 No.5602733 Report

Quoted By: >>5602748

>>5602726
T-to make up for how slow /b/ is.

>>5602729
none.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:31:09 No.5602748 Report

Quoted By: >>5602758

>>5602733
Why are you so opposed to answering simple questions? You seem to always try and make everything a joke...

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:32:28 No.5602758 Report

Quoted By: >>5602769

>>5602748
W-which answer was a joke?

Alright, s-second step, mix everything dry together s-so we can cover the chicken w-with it evenly!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:33:36 No.5602769 Report

Quoted By: >>5602775

>>5602758
/b/ is never slow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:34:23 No.5602775 Report

Quoted By: >>5602784 >>5602824

>>5602769
It's v-very slow dear. I've b-been here since 2004, /b/ was m-much faster in 2011 and 2008.

It's s-so slow that it is agonizing to me at this p-point.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:34:48 No.5602779 Report

Quoted By: >>5602788 >>5602791

that feel when I will never have shoulders as broad and wrists as thick as alice, no matter how much I lift

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:35:16 No.5602784 Report

Quoted By: >>5602791

>>5602775
these threads are even slower...sure you just don't want a bigger audience?

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Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:35:51 No.5602788 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602779

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:36:24 No.5602791 Report

Quoted By: >>5602798 >>5602841

>>5602779
M-my shoulders are 14 inches wide. If your s-shoulders are narrower than mine, you h-have severe hormonal problems and s-should seek a doctor.

>>5602784
M-managing several threads is a b-bit more exciting for me <4

n-now we add the seasoning salt! Salt is a flavor enhancer, s-so don't skimp unless you h-have a heart condition or it is r-recommended by your doctor!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:37:41 No.5602798 Report

Quoted By: >>5602807

>>5602791
that feel when I will never have shoulders as broad and wrists as thick as alice, proportional to my height.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:38:41 No.5602807 Report

Quoted By: >>5602820 >>5602825 >>5602836 >>5602841

>>5602798
*blinks slowly* T-that's even more wrong, but okay.

Also, my hands and wrists are quite dainty dear. I actually have a problem where I jam my fingers often because of that....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:40:10 No.5602820 Report

Quoted By: >>5602829

>>5602807
why is that more wrong? I very much doubt you're taller than me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CqdZpyDu Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:40:37 No.5602824 Report

Quoted By: >>5602831

>>5602775
imagine trying to revive some of /b/'s quality in current year
its literally shit on top of shit and i dont know how you think one thread is going ti speed it up and improve the board
that 'last oc' remark is still annoying me though, this thread is most certainly not the last oc on 4chan, and even if it is, it doesnt do shit to expand this boards culture

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Anonymous ID:XBrgaC5X Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:40:45 No.5602825 Report

Quoted By: >>5602831

>>5602807
Awww...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:41:52 No.5602829 Report

Quoted By: >>5602850

>>5602820
B-because I'm slender f-for my proportions.

Alright n-now we dip the chicken into our s-seasoning <4

Be sure to g-get a nice even coat!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:42:25 No.5602831 Report

Quoted By: >>5602844

>>5602824
I d-disagree <4

>>5602825
hee...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:43:13 No.5602836 Report

Quoted By: >>5602842

>>5602807
>T-that's even more wrong, but okay.
And how do you know this? How do you know anon's proportions? You're assuming without evidence, Alice...dismissed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lOA+WwYk Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:44:13 No.5602839 Report

Quoted By: >>5602842

But I already ate tonight's dinner

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:44:34 No.5602841 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602791
>>5602807
>hands and wrists are quite dainty dear.
Look at those fucking lunchboxes
I bet when you farmer's carry a pair of 50s it looks like you're carrying toothpicks in those suckers.
Do you ever palm a medicine ball just to impress people?

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:44:38 No.5602842 Report

Quoted By: >>5602940 >>5602942

>>5602836
B-because he made a comment about MY proportions. As I indicated p-previously, he'd n-need a very strong hormonal disorder t-to be as slender as I am.

You know. Basic anatomy. That sort of thing.

>>5602839
T-that's okay <4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CqdZpyDu Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:45:28 No.5602844 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602831
wow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rZmAflC Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:46:30 No.5602850 Report

Quoted By: >>5602939

>>5602829
is this some sort of pressed together meat or something? why american chicken looks so wierd?

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:47:35 No.5602939 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602850
N-no, that's normal chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:47:38 No.5602940 Report

Quoted By: >>5602947 >>5602953

>>5602842
>he'd n-need a very strong hormonal disorder t-to be as slender as I am.
And you know he doesn't have that, how? Also, How do you know it's a "he"? My my, alice, assumptions without evidence...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:47:51 No.5602942 Report

Quoted By: >>5602956

>>5602842
If you ignore my muscle, I am more slender than you are, yes. I don't think you need a hormonal disorder to be lanky.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:48:23 No.5602947 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602940
yea, yea, yea boss
Did you just assume my gender?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XGy3TXXR Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:48:55 No.5602953 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602940
>And you know he doesn't have that, how? Also, How do you know it's a "he"? My my, alice, assumptions without evidence..

This is a very transparent attempt at trolling, dude.

>inb4 "HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I'M TROLLING, I'M BEING RAPED!"

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:49:08 No.5602956 Report

Quoted By: >>5602981 >>5602989

>>5602942
T-that would be impossibly lanky, b-but okay <4

I think its more likely the angle from my camera is throwing off your perspective a bit.

N-now we fry up the tendies! B-be sure to take them off when they are 160 degrees inside and g-golden brown!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:52:06 No.5602981 Report

Quoted By: >>5602992 >>5603000

>>5602956
Assuming that you're 5 foot, you do have broader shoulders than me proportional to your height, before I started working out.
And I will assume that, because it fits my narrative.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:52:50 No.5602989 Report

Quoted By: >>5603000

>>5602956
Next time let the oil get hotter. They'll be far less greasy. you have to MAKE SURE the oil is hot enough, take a small chunk of chicken and put it in the medium-outer area of the pan to check and make sure it starts to fry as soon as you drop it in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h3Ovdu44 Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:53:03 No.5602991 Report

Quoted By:

Are you a massive faggot or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XGy3TXXR Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:53:13 No.5602992 Report

Quoted By:

>>5602981
>I will assume that because it fits my narrative

lmao.
Alright nevermind, I like you.

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:54:28 No.5603000 Report

Quoted By: >>5603020 >>5603021 >>5603026

>>5602981
I am n-not 5'.

>>5602989
Unfortunately, if I d-do that, it tends to burn me.

PA PAPAPPAPA PAAAA!
Chicken tendies are done!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h3Ovdu44 Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:56:26 No.5603020 Report

Quoted By: >>5603024

>>5603000
Great now I want to die because no gf to serve me food....

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Anonymous ID:1i6OhD7v Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:57:00 No.5603021 Report

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>>5603000
nice, and checked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:57:12 No.5603024 Report

Quoted By: >>5603027 >>5603036 >>5603049

>>5603020
S-so go get one <4 You c-can do it Anonymous!

Alright t-that was my thread! Thank you f-for coming everyone!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:57:28 No.5603026 Report

Quoted By: >>5603041

>>5603000
>Unfortunately, if I d-do that, it tends to burn me.
Aren't you immune to that?

Also, buy a spatter screen, and it'll block any popping grease. Come on, ya gotta be prepared if you're gonna teach cooking correctly!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jVJxinOq Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:57:54 No.5603027 Report

Quoted By: >>5603041

>>5603024
THANK YOU ALICE I APPRECIATE YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h3Ovdu44 Sat 23 Jun 2018 02:59:23 No.5603036 Report

Quoted By: >>5603041

>>5603024
I wish you were my gf......

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:00:00 No.5603041 Report

Quoted By: >>5603053 >>5603065

>>5603026
I h-have one, but my n-nerve damage makes me a bit slow.

>>5603036
I'd b-be a terrible gf dear.

>>5603027
Thank you <4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:00:37 No.5603049 Report

Quoted By: >>5603064

>>5603024
please post another one of your psychological help threads soon
whenever you do, after you leave all the other particularly mentally ill anons show up and we get to discuss our experiences in the psyche ward

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rZmAflC Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:00:39 No.5603050 Report

Quoted By: >>5603057 >>5603064

good thread, but i still think your chicken is wierd, looks so long for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:01:19 No.5603053 Report

Quoted By: >>5603064 >>5603080

>>5603041
So you have the reflexes quick enough to play games on twitch, but not quick enough to place a spatter screen over a pan before it fully heats up? okay...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P3ulSJxD Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:01:20 No.5603054 Report

Quoted By: >>5603064

>ITT /b/ IS RUNNING DRY WITH NEWFAGS TODAY, BETTER START SHILLING MY PATREON AND TWITCH ACCOUNTS TO /bant/'s SUMMERFAGS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:02:02 No.5603057 Report

Quoted By: >>5603079

>>5603050
man she cut breast meat into strips for the tenders
there's nothing wrong with the chickens

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:03:24 No.5603064 Report

Quoted By: >>5603073

>>5603049
N-next one will be Monday morning.

>>5603050
>long chicken
uhm. Okay.

>>5603053
Have you s-seen the games I play?
and how I play them?

>>5603054
W-where in this thread is a patreon or twitch link?

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Anonymous ID:h3Ovdu44 Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:03:24 No.5603065 Report

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>>5603041
I'd be a pretty bad bf ngl I guess it was never meant to be...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:04:42 No.5603073 Report

Quoted By: >>5603077

>>5603064
I work monday morning
You have to do it when I can be here.

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Anonymous ID:WqpWhLFd Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:05:17 No.5603077 Report

Quoted By: >>5603091

>>5603073
I m-mean. I have a schedule d-dear. Check it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rZmAflC Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:05:19 No.5603079 Report

Quoted By:

>>5603057
it still looks loooooooooong to me, maybe american chickens are just bigger or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XGy3TXXR Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:05:26 No.5603080 Report

Quoted By: >>5603091

>>5603053
It's not about reflexes, it's about nerves.
Nerve damage makes your hands unsteady.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RU9WJySm Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:08:11 No.5603091 Report

Quoted By: >>5603139

>>5603080
Spatter screens are placed atop the frying pan, no need to keep them steady. If you can cook, you can use a spatter screen.

>>5603077
an hero memes are in bad taste knowing who you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+4052cG Sat 23 Jun 2018 03:16:23 No.5603139 Report

Quoted By:

>>5603091
I don't even know what the problem is. Whenever I cook stuff with oil I just let it burn me when it splashes. It's really not that bad.

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