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Quoted By: >>5635790
Well, I had another strange predictive dream last night, and since it has now become a tradition for me to have at least one a week, post a thread on whichever board it related to, and get a 3-day for it, I might as well keep the streak going. Here comes that new shit.
>this one is in the style of a shitty flash animation or something you'd see on Cartoon Network nowadays
>it's some sort of montage of war and chaos, and things are flashing by so fast that it's hard to keep up
>here's what I noticed
>a Middle Eastern man in stereotypical desert man clothes and a blonde haired, blue eyed white man in full Celtic warrior getup roar out battle cries and charge towards each other
>a group of Mexicans, one dressed as a bandito, open fire on a group of other assorted browns and make some sort of wisecrack in Spanish
>a group of what I assume to be other Mexicans then cheer in pride from offscreen
>Barack Obama, dressed as Jesus and wearing a pair of Matrix shades, intentionally striking a "cool crouch pose" in the middle of a battlefield and taking very slow, calculated shots from twin handguns that make the sound of a female chorus singing "OBAMA~" every time the trigger is pulled
>the same Middle Easterner from earlier is now facing off against Muslim extremists
>the fate of the Celtic warrior is unknown
>the extremists have him dead to rights, completely outgunned and outnumbered
>the Middle Easterner looks down pensively, and with a very subtle look of understanding on his face, nods with a regretful acceptance
>one of the extremists lunges forward with a blade and cuts the Middle Easterner's throat
>another extremist calls out to everyone around them in battle
>"People of America, it is okay. No one will get hurt, we only want to play a game with you", he exclaims as he opens his robe to reveal a suicide vest
>Bill Clinton just gallivanting around the battlefield with a smile on his face, spraying bullets everywhere from an assault rifle of some sort
2ND PART COMING
>this one is in the style of a shitty flash animation or something you'd see on Cartoon Network nowadays
>it's some sort of montage of war and chaos, and things are flashing by so fast that it's hard to keep up
>here's what I noticed
>a Middle Eastern man in stereotypical desert man clothes and a blonde haired, blue eyed white man in full Celtic warrior getup roar out battle cries and charge towards each other
>a group of Mexicans, one dressed as a bandito, open fire on a group of other assorted browns and make some sort of wisecrack in Spanish
>a group of what I assume to be other Mexicans then cheer in pride from offscreen
>Barack Obama, dressed as Jesus and wearing a pair of Matrix shades, intentionally striking a "cool crouch pose" in the middle of a battlefield and taking very slow, calculated shots from twin handguns that make the sound of a female chorus singing "OBAMA~" every time the trigger is pulled
>the same Middle Easterner from earlier is now facing off against Muslim extremists
>the fate of the Celtic warrior is unknown
>the extremists have him dead to rights, completely outgunned and outnumbered
>the Middle Easterner looks down pensively, and with a very subtle look of understanding on his face, nods with a regretful acceptance
>one of the extremists lunges forward with a blade and cuts the Middle Easterner's throat
>another extremist calls out to everyone around them in battle
>"People of America, it is okay. No one will get hurt, we only want to play a game with you", he exclaims as he opens his robe to reveal a suicide vest
>Bill Clinton just gallivanting around the battlefield with a smile on his face, spraying bullets everywhere from an assault rifle of some sort
2ND PART COMING