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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:00:51 No.5637211 View View Reply Original Report

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You only have one birthday, all the others are anniversaries.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:01:31 No.5637218 Report

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Want a lifelong career? Go into the funeral business. People are dying to help you succeed.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:02:33 No.5637222 Report

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Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy finding bugs.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:03:00 No.5637225 Report

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The exact moment the robot revolution/apocalypse begins, will be when the first robot says “No.”

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:03:32 No.5637227 Report

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Scissors are two knives that cooperate with each other.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:04:12 No.5637233 Report

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If you managed to draw a penis on a vampires forehead, he would never be able to see it.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:04:48 No.5637235 Report

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Shoutout to the caveman who found out which plants and foods were poisonous.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:05:13 No.5637239 Report

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The lobsters on board the Titanic sure caught a lucky break.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:05:40 No.5637240 Report

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Dogs hear us talk all day, but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop it.

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Shower thoughts. ID:tpY58BQX Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:06:18 No.5637245 Report

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>>5637211
I have to pee but I don't want to get out of the shower yet.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:06:23 No.5637248 Report

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We trust people with sloppiest handwriting to perform highly precise life-threatening surgical procedures.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:07:18 No.5637252 Report

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The day Chuck Norris dies will be a cluster-fuck day for the Internet

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:07:47 No.5637258 Report

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You can learn anything from a book besides how to read a book

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:08:06 No.5637262 Report

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Gorillas see humans as humans see aliens. More intelligent, skinnier, and less hair.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:08:31 No.5637264 Report

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There’re more spices on a single Dorito than a medieval peasant would have had in their entire life

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:09:05 No.5637268 Report

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If you are “the shit” it’s good. If you are just “a piece of shit” it’s bad. If you collect all the pieces into a bag it’s “a sack of shit” and still bad. Piles of shit are bad. Only having all of your shit together at once, never piecing it out, is a good thing.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:09:47 No.5637273 Report

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A bullet does its job after it’s fired

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:10:05 No.5637274 Report

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At the cosmic scale, liquid water is rarer than gold

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:10:37 No.5637275 Report

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The equipment left in space (satellites etc) are going to really freak future civilisations out after humans are gone.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:11:18 No.5637279 Report

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“Don’t touch this” must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:11:46 No.5637281 Report

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Battle Royale games are currently in a Battle Royale of their own.

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Anonymous ID:BkD0zAWc Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:12:00 No.5637282 Report

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>>5637211
if Canadians talked to themselves in the shower they would likely drown

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:12:29 No.5637284 Report

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Going to sharpen your pencil was the child version of taking a cigarette break.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:13:11 No.5637288 Report

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A dog living in Denmark understands danish more then you

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:14:12 No.5637297 Report

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7-Eleven is lucky that 9/11 didn’t happen in July.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:16:16 No.5637307 Report

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“Sorry we’re clothed” would make a pretty good closed sign at a strip club.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:17:26 No.5637314 Report

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Lots of parents care more about their children’s grades, more than if they’re actually learning.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:18:04 No.5637321 Report

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Drinking with straws at restaurants is normal but drinking with straws at home is weird

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:18:26 No.5637326 Report

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When you’re driving your car and an insect gets in, you’re taking it to a faraway land where it’ll never see it’s friends or family again.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:19:08 No.5637329 Report

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We’re in the safest, cleanest, healthiest, easiest era. But some adults still missed the old days when things were worse.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:20:01 No.5637335 Report

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It is possible that in 1000 years from now, a college student in a future civilization will be stressing out over an exam about Memes and other social media lingo of the 21st century.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:20:52 No.5637339 Report

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If you’re accused of being argumentative and defensive, it’s impossible to debate it.

A person who admits they compulsively lie is not lying.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:21:24 No.5637340 Report

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While *What’s up?* is a salute, *What’s down?* is a question about malfuctions, *What’s right?* about morality and *What’s left?* about supplies.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:22:08 No.5637343 Report

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The winner in golf is the person who plays the least golf.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:22:43 No.5637349 Report

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Australia is the biggest social experiment ever conducted on earth

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:23:18 No.5637353 Report

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Human Beings find “peace” in Nature, where animals are literally always killing each other

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:24:27 No.5637360 Report

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Moms spend half of our lives trying to keep us from having sex and the other half trying to get us to give her grandkids.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:25:53 No.5637368 Report

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It’s 20x easier to tell if someone likes you when you don’t like them back.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:26:22 No.5637371 Report

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Dogs literally wanna eat pussy and fuck bitches.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:27:26 No.5637376 Report

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If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself you wouldn’t be able to get up

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:28:24 No.5637379 Report

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“Just do what makes you happy” is good advice unless you’re an alcoholic. Then you’re supposed to do what makes everyone else happy.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:30:09 No.5637384 Report

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Beer is a good friend. We both get drunk at the same time.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:30:53 No.5637389 Report

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“Fake it till you make it” directly applies to sleeping

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:31:29 No.5637393 Report

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The war in Iraq has been going on for 17 years. In a couple of years, there will be people who weren’t born when the towers came down that will be deployed in Iraq.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:32:19 No.5637395 Report

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Some of us are still “it” from when we played tag as a child

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:33:31 No.5637434 Report

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A snobbish criminal going down stairs is a condescending con descending.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:34:09 No.5637439 Report

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The person who coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:34:55 No.5637444 Report

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The one thing Q-Tips tells us not to do is the only thing we use Q-Tips for.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:35:53 No.5637449 Report

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The greatest gift ever would be to no longer grow tired of things. You could keep on having your favorite foods, listening to the same music, laughing at the same jokes, and just keep doing your favorite activities while still enjoying them just as much as you did the first time.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:36:19 No.5637452 Report

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The urge to pee gets much stronger while you’re trying to get your key in the door.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:37:06 No.5637456 Report

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There’s probably millions of $ worth of iTunes currency on all accounts combined that nobody uses because it’s too small to make a purchase

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:37:23 No.5637459 Report

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A well done steak isn’t done very well.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:38:11 No.5637466 Report

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Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a sick person at the hospital.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:38:56 No.5637472 Report

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Mankind is the cancer of the Earth. It’s a tissue that has stopped being part of the ecosystem. It is now spreading uncontrollably, consuming resources, and killing the organism.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:40:28 No.5637480 Report

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In the time since we discovered Pluto, it’s only gone a third of the way around the sun.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:41:06 No.5637482 Report

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“There are plenty of fish in the sea” won’t be a saying in the near future.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:41:45 No.5637486 Report

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If you won the award of the first man to break two world records, that would make it 3 awards, and you win the award of first man to break 3 records, now you have infinite awards

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Anonymous ID:SxPkI1E/ Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:42:19 No.5637529 Report

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>>5637275
wrong
emotions are a human thing and to assume all intelligent life would have emotions is WRONG

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:42:33 No.5637531 Report

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If you lend someone $20 and never hear from them again it was probably worth it.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:43:20 No.5637533 Report

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Aztec priests were probably really embarrassed the day after they stopped committing human sacrifice, and the sun still rose

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:44:24 No.5637539 Report

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Desserts is the reverse spelling of Stressed

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:44:54 No.5637543 Report

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We squint at the sun because it is bright, We squint at people because they are not.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:45:32 No.5637547 Report

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The only thing that a flat earther fears is sphere itself.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:47:05 No.5637550 Report

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Because of humanity’s global communication, we’ll probably be the first species on earth to be actively aware that we’re going extinct

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:47:49 No.5637556 Report

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Once humanity colonize other planets, measuring time will be really confusing.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:48:23 No.5637561 Report

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In a few decades, nursing homes will be filled with old people playing video games.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:48:51 No.5637564 Report

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A Birthday party is basically a celebration that you didn’t die.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:50:36 No.5637573 Report

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Elementary and middle school graduation ceremonies are the education system’s version of “Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!”

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:51:32 No.5637574 Report

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There could be a species on earth that is so good at camouflage that we don’t even know it exists

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:51:52 No.5637575 Report

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Singing happy birthday and cutting the cake is pretty similar to a satanic ritual. A gathering of people huddle around an object that is on fire, chant a repetitive song in unison then blow the fire out and stab the object. This “ceremony” represents another year closer to inevitable death.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:52:24 No.5637579 Report

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If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If an egg is broken by an inside force, life begins.

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Anonymous ID:wwktjvyC Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:53:01 No.5637581 Report

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what the fr*ck

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:53:10 No.5637584 Report

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If you clean up a mess after an ant has already left to report back to his colony you’re essentially making him look like a liar

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:53:46 No.5637586 Report

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“Salad Dressing” sounds a lot more elegant than “Lettuce Sauce”.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:54:44 No.5637590 Report

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Walking out and smelling someone barbecuing is the same feeling sharks get when smelling blood in the water

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Anonymous ID:8WNAizj4 Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:55:47 No.5637596 Report

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Airline food - what is the deal with that? Am I right?

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:56:20 No.5637599 Report

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You’ve probably been inside your mother for longer than your father has.

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Anonymous ID:8WNAizj4 Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:57:45 No.5637604 Report

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MIssing socks in the laundry - what is the deal with that? Am I right?

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:57:49 No.5637605 Report

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When flies barely avoid getting swatted by us humans, they probably think they jus pulled the coolest shit and brag about it for the next two days before they die of old age

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:58:49 No.5637613 Report

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Whether or not it’s opposite day, the statement “It’s not opposite day” will always be true.

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Anonymous ID:8WNAizj4 Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:59:07 No.5637620 Report

Quoted By: >>5637625

>>5637605
What do we call them when they're not flying? Walks? Am I right or what?

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Mon 25 Jun 2018 23:59:23 No.5637621 Report

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If you want to see a scatter plot of how patient people are, look at where they stand next to the baggage carousel.

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Anonymous ID:BkD0zAWc Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:00:18 No.5637625 Report

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>>5637620
good one jerry

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Anonymous ID:8WNAizj4 Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:00:33 No.5637628 Report

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Why do we say "black people"? They're not black and they're not people am I right about this one or what do you think I'm right. Right?

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:00:35 No.5637629 Report

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The first kid to lose an eye running with scissors ruined it for the rest of us.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:02:25 No.5637633 Report

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China excels in so many sports and has 1.4 Billion people and yet cannot assemble a team that qualifies for the world cup.

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Anonymous ID:8WNAizj4 Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:02:35 No.5637634 Report

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>>5637625
I'm here all weekend try the souvlaki it's fantastic

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:03:53 No.5637638 Report

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What did moths do before man invented lightbulbs

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:05:00 No.5637644 Report

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We get off the couch and stop eating junk food so we can be hot and find a partner with who we can sit on the couch and eat junk food with.

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Anonymous ID:XLIdcFAJ Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:06:06 No.5637648 Report

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ID COCKS GET

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:07:28 No.5637651 Report

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Somewhere out there a prostitute is living a life of greater financial comfort, luxury, and leisure than you.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:09:02 No.5637654 Report

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If someone is born at 23:00 and someone else is born in different time zone (+2 hours= 01:00) at exactly the same time, they celebrate birthday on different day, even though those two persons are exactly same age.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:10:11 No.5637659 Report

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Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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Anonymous ID:gPWIFrY5 Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:10:40 No.5637662 Report

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>>5637648
bsaed

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:11:13 No.5637665 Report

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It would be so weird to see a comma in a years date (2,018)

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:12:19 No.5637672 Report

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A woman watching a movie with a box of tissues has very different connotations than a man watching a movie with a box of tissues

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:13:19 No.5637679 Report

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Atoms are the pixels of real life.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:14:23 No.5637685 Report

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When you’re seriously ill, you go to a building full of sick people to get well.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:14:51 No.5637687 Report

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It’s weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which we decide whether or not to lick the area a person pees from

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:15:42 No.5637691 Report

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Ironing boards are just surf boards that gave up their dreams and got real jobs.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:16:20 No.5637694 Report

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There’s a huge difference between being a trash person and being a garbage man.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:16:41 No.5637695 Report

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The first time you see someone is often times also the last.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:17:29 No.5637701 Report

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Movies that show people for a prolonged period of time without looking at their phone is no longer realistic

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:18:15 No.5637707 Report

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Pets must think we are amazing hunters, we go out for a few minutes and come back with bags of food for them that last for weeks.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:19:28 No.5637712 Report

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It’s ironic that they don’t want drivers to be distracted but they also plaster billboards all over the highway

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:20:21 No.5637720 Report

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It’s normal to eat the same breakfast every day but its not normal to eat the same dinner everyday.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:21:29 No.5637725 Report

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Imagine explaining a water fountain to someone from a third world country. “Mmm yes, so here is our water-showing-off device. Sometimes we let the children throw all the extra money into it for fun.”

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:23:09 No.5637734 Report

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Hospitals are weird. People are having the worst, first, best and last days of their lives all in the same building.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:24:00 No.5637739 Report

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Toys must’ve felt under a lot of pressure when Toy Story came out.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:26:08 No.5637749 Report

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People miss School so much because it’s hands down the most consistent social environment you’ll ever be in

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:27:12 No.5637758 Report

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If there were less laws, there would be less crimes.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:28:27 No.5637766 Report

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Getting birthday money from family is equivalent to getting that 200$ when you pass go on monopoly

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:28:58 No.5637768 Report

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Playing videogames all day is a problem when you have a spouse, but sitting there watching TV all day, bored out of your mind, is ok.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:29:40 No.5637771 Report

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Something you have said has probably had a profound impact on someone’s life, and you will never know it

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Orson !!MvSpI3c00+v ID:AGKhgvpu Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:30:16 No.5637772 Report

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>samefag

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:30:48 No.5637775 Report

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The fate of the world currently lies in the hands of English-Korean translators

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Anonymous ID:tpY58BQX Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:31:39 No.5637781 Report

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>>5637772
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD. I made one of those posts and none of the others. Stop pretending you are a mod, or actually know shit about anything. You are such a fucking idiot. I love it when stupid faggot little dipshits with tiny dinks like you do those "Same person" line-ups and are totally wrong. Suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. I'll make you wear a fucking dress. What a stupid fag you are. hard to believe. Fag.

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Orson !!MvSpI3c00+v ID:AGKhgvpu Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:33:18 No.5637789 Report

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>>5637781
>>5637211
>still samefag

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:33:42 No.5637793 Report

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Masturbating with your hand is just a simulation of the real thing.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:35:22 No.5637800 Report

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The squeakers in dog toys are supposed to simulate the cry and crunch of a dying animal

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:35:59 No.5637802 Report

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An actor’s job is to convince you that they aren’t an actor

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:36:22 No.5637805 Report

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Doing the dishes after eating is like having to sit through the credits of your meal

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:37:06 No.5637809 Report

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When we discover that adults are not perfect, that’s the end of our childhood. When we forgive them for it, that’s the end of our adolescence.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:40:18 No.5637827 Report

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We will never hear about a truly perfect crime.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:40:50 No.5637830 Report

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There probably is at least one gay couple somewhere out there named Adam and Steve.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:41:21 No.5637835 Report

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Guys can probably give way better handjobs then women since they get way more practice

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:42:34 No.5637842 Report

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Noise-canceling headphones are to music what fresh pavement is to driving. You don’t realize how much background noise there is until it’s gone.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:45:23 No.5637850 Report

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Maybe aliens don’t visit Earth anymore because every time they’ve tried, we start worshipping them and they think we’re weird.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:45:58 No.5637857 Report

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While travelling on a bus or train with limited seats it’s funny how you always find yourself simultaneously relieved and offended when another commuter chooses not to sit next to you.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:46:39 No.5637859 Report

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The fact that millions of years of evolution have lead up to us being able to share with anybody in the world the thoughts we had whilst standing under a water flow is pretty incredible.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:47:44 No.5637867 Report

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Fish who have been caught and returned to the ocean are the equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:48:57 No.5637874 Report

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Get pulled over with a child in the car not wearing a seatbelt, and you may end up in jail. But if you put 60 kids in the car and none are wearing a seatbelt, then you’re a bus driver.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:49:34 No.5637875 Report

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Google developers couldn’t google their errors while building Google

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:50:27 No.5637876 Report

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Insults only hurt when you already believe what they’re saying

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:51:37 No.5637883 Report

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Walking a dog is the only time it’s socially acceptable to carry around a bag of shit in public.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:52:50 No.5637885 Report

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The most unrealistic aspect of SpongeBob is that he is a home owner and lives alone; Doing this solely on the income of a fry cook.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:53:27 No.5637889 Report

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Whenever someone dies, someone has to change everything in their Wikipedia to past tense

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:54:01 No.5637892 Report

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If you are cleaning a counter, you are actually being counter productive.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:55:20 No.5637896 Report

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An octopus can manipulate itself bio-chromatically to blend in with its surrounds and evade predation. Humans evolved a version of that defence to evade awkaward social exchanges.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:55:54 No.5637902 Report

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Everyone on the Internet thinks they’re the smart one and everyone else is dumb.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:56:33 No.5637906 Report

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The most sadistic thing you can do to a masochist is to be nice to them.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:57:08 No.5637908 Report

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A paper cut is a trees subtle reminder to us that we’re not forgiven for chopping them down.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:57:52 No.5637913 Report

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The tooth fairy is a bone collector.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 00:59:12 No.5637917 Report

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It is entirely possible that time stops very often but we are not able to perceive it.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:00:00 No.5637923 Report

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If you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouths, just like trash cans

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:00:43 No.5637927 Report

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If the oldest person on earth is 117 then 118 years ago there was a completely different set of humans on earth.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:01:45 No.5637931 Report

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People believe that a mass-produced wooden plank with an alphabet on it can be used to communicate with deceased

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:03:27 No.5637939 Report

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Recovering from diarrhea is literally getting your shit together.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:04:51 No.5637944 Report

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People think it’s beautiful that no two snowflakes are exactly alike. But neither are potato chips

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:06:10 No.5637954 Report

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The first caveman to cover his penis must have been really insecure.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:06:51 No.5637959 Report

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People think they were lucky because they were the one sperm cell in the race that reached the egg, but they’re actually far luckier due to how often men masturbate.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:07:48 No.5637966 Report

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“Fuck off” backwards is just fuck off with an English accent.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:08:30 No.5637971 Report

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Peeing into a pool sure seems a lot worse than peeing while in the pool.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:10:49 No.5637981 Report

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Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can’t reach people’s bedrooms.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:11:50 No.5637988 Report

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Killing yourself to get out of a dream is a huge gamble.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:12:26 No.5637992 Report

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You have probably witnessed someone’s last day on earth without realizing it.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:12:48 No.5637993 Report

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If you had 2 choices and 1 was taken away you have 0 choices

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:13:37 No.5637997 Report

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Marriage was more appealing when the average life expectancy was only 35

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:14:22 No.5638004 Report

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If you think a 12 question internet quiz will accurately measure your IQ, then it’s not 140.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:15:13 No.5638008 Report

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A person came out of a person because a person came inside a person

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:15:56 No.5638012 Report

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If you get a bigger bed you gain bedroom and also loose bedroom.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:17:16 No.5638019 Report

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Looking for a romantic partner after 30 is like going to the second page of Google search results

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:19:09 No.5638025 Report

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The fact that time zones exist is one of the strongest arguments against flat earthers.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:19:38 No.5638028 Report

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It’s pretty cool how aliens stopped visiting when phones started using HD cameras.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:21:42 No.5638037 Report

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If you got murdered in a haunted house it would probably take a few hours for people to realize due to all the props and gore

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Anonymous ID:nVzUD/Q2 Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:22:26 No.5638042 Report

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dropping redpills like this is a surefire way to be contacted by the interpol

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:22:29 No.5638043 Report

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Efficiency is clever laziness

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:23:45 No.5638050 Report

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Teenagers going through the rebellious phase are just following their animal instincts to leave their families and continue their bloodline.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:24:06 No.5638052 Report

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Whenever you die, it is entirely plausible that “you” will wake up, take off your high tech VR gear, and say “Wow, that game sucked”.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:24:30 No.5638053 Report

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“Sorry” and “Thank You” are almost polar opposites of each other, yet “No Problem” is a good response to both.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:25:05 No.5638055 Report

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Tobacco companies are killing their best customers, and condom companies are killing their future customers.

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Anonymous ID:kM8H94Jm Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:26:59 No.5638058 Report

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there will eventually exist more people alive then the sum total of all dead people, and nobody is prepared for it because they'll almost all be uneducated flea bitten africans, and people don't see the ironic cruelty of sustaining their ridiculous rate of procreation, and then you get called a fucking nazi because you didn't want to see billions of them eventually starve instead of just a few in the first place. nobody is fucking realistic anymore

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:27:04 No.5638059 Report

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Goats have a reputation for being assholes, but when you consider how throughout history people have sacrificed them and used them in other ways … well, maybe it’s deserved.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:28:33 No.5638062 Report

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12am comes before 11am

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:29:13 No.5638065 Report

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50% of the carpet on your stairs has never been stepped on

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Anonymous ID:BkD0zAWc Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:29:29 No.5638067 Report

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>>5638058
>eventually
happened decades ago

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:29:52 No.5638068 Report

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30 years from now, full-sleeve tattoos will be considered an “old person thing”.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:31:04 No.5638071 Report

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The reason many children are “fussy eaters” is probably because their parents are just terrible at cooking

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:32:15 No.5638073 Report

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Due to the way digestion works, everyone’s full of shit most of the time.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:32:55 No.5638076 Report

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It takes good Ping to play multiplayer Pong.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:34:01 No.5638080 Report

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All you are in some people’s life is an internet comment

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:34:34 No.5638085 Report

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Dogs are probably amazed we can throw things.

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Anonymous ID:kM8H94Jm Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:34:44 No.5638087 Report

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>>5638067
shit did it?

this century isn't looking very positive

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:35:12 No.5638090 Report

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Whoever started the idea that there is gold at the end of the rainbow was one of the earliest and most effective trolls of all time

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:35:52 No.5638094 Report

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When TSA makes you throw away liquids, toothpaste, water in the airport because of “possible explosives” at the security checkpoint, you are just creating a hypothetical explosive cocktail in the most crowded part of the airport.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:36:47 No.5638096 Report

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Technically, porn is just videos of people at work

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:37:27 No.5638101 Report

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Clouds basically drink water untill they cant hold it any longer, then they pee on everything.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:39:11 No.5638108 Report

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Swimming pools are holes we dig in the ground only to fill them with liquid we can’t breathe in and then attempt to spend time not drowning in it.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:40:21 No.5638114 Report

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Usb drives and condoms both need to be tried once, flipped over and tried again before you realize you had it right the first time.

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Anonymous ID:lhcDsrnj Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:40:48 No.5638116 Report

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excellent thread.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:40:54 No.5638118 Report

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Alien civilizations would probably be amazed that our sun and moon are exactly the right size and distance apart to appear the same size in the sky, and create a perfect solar eclipse.

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Anonymous ID:kM8H94Jm Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:41:41 No.5638121 Report

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op stop thinking so fucking much

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:41:55 No.5638124 Report

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People who were born on 01/01/2000 must have very easy time calculating their birthdays on different dates.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:42:46 No.5638130 Report

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Every time you walk out of a big-box store empty handed, you’ve overcome literally millions of dollars of marketing.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:43:05 No.5638131 Report

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Ocean currents are just wind for fish.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:44:37 No.5638142 Report

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Deaf people can talk through windows.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:45:09 No.5638146 Report

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Cartoon Network plays antidepressant ads for the adults having the realization that their childhood shows no longer air and nothing will ever be the way they used to.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:46:04 No.5638150 Report

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The difference between saying something creepy and being flirty is whether the other person finds you attractive or not

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:46:36 No.5638153 Report

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You get ‘on’ a bus or train, but you get 'in’ a car or taxi

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:47:09 No.5638156 Report

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The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. People who died beforehand will never have known dinosaurs existed.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:47:47 No.5638161 Report

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You are always overpaying when buying a house. No one else was willing to pay as much as you did for it.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:49:26 No.5638173 Report

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Their is no reason for the alphabet to be in the order it is.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:49:46 No.5638176 Report

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Let’s have a moment of silence for all the valid arguments that were judged as excuses instead of proving a point.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:50:17 No.5638177 Report

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Fingers have fingertips but toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:50:40 No.5638180 Report

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h8 is read as “hate” but height isn’t

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:51:34 No.5638185 Report

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Taking drugs and thinking you’re happy is like taking a loan and thinking you’ve got money.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:51:54 No.5638189 Report

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You’ll be the last person to die in your life time

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:52:25 No.5638191 Report

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We still use helium, a rare and valuable noble gas, to fill our fucking balloons.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:53:32 No.5638192 Report

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“What a dick!” Could either be an insult or a compliment.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:54:54 No.5638204 Report

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English is a difficult language, it can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:55:44 No.5638206 Report

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Watching a 0-0 soccer game is like watching a 2+ hour porno where nobody climaxes

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:58:15 No.5638224 Report

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Having a phone with no case is like having intercourse with no condom, feels good but always risky

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:59:34 No.5638236 Report

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Being blind and schizophrenic must be an entirely new level of scariness, not knowing which voices are real and which are not.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:00:34 No.5638249 Report

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“Who Wants to be a Millionaire” is the only game show where you can win $32,000 and still feel like shit

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:01:41 No.5638259 Report

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Babies are so mad when they’re born that they don’t talk to us for 2 years

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:02:25 No.5638263 Report

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The first ever Battle Royal we all played as kids was Musical Chairs

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If you’re 18 and get caught with alcohol, you can be charged as an adult for being a minor.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:05:28 No.5638289 Report

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Spongebob has become one of the most memeable shows despite memes not being popular when it was written. It was truly ahead of it’s time.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:06:07 No.5638295 Report

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Velcro is superior vs shoe laces in pretty much every way but for some reason we decided its only for kids.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:06:32 No.5638300 Report

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The first person to ever put money in the first bank must have been really trusting

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At one point, your mother put you down and would never pick you up again

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:08:56 No.5638319 Report

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If a blind person develops the “sixth sense” they still only have 5 senses.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:09:24 No.5638321 Report

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If cars went back to manual transmission there would probably be a lot less texting and driving.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:09:46 No.5638325 Report

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Idiocracy nailed it. They just got the year wrong.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:10:02 No.5638329 Report

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Humans relax to the sounds of birds screaming for sex.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:12:13 No.5638343 Report

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Do conjoined twins need one or two cinema tickets.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:13:54 No.5638354 Report

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Using a dating app while you’re horny is like going grocery shopping when you’re hungry.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:14:53 No.5638361 Report

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Mosquitoes are basically tiny rapists. They drug you, penetrate your flesh, expose you to a disease risk, and leave you with lasting trauma.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:17:04 No.5638374 Report

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The discovery channel has never discovered anything

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:19:32 No.5638395 Report

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Kids at age 15 know more about the atom than scientists who spent their whole lives dedicated to it 100 years ago

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:21:25 No.5638410 Report

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Popcorn is an explosion frozen in time

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:29:10 No.5638461 Report

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If a baby falls down and cries it could actually be because it’s the worst pain they have experienced in their life

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:31:45 No.5638483 Report

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the fatter you are the higher chance you have at winning spin the bottle

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:37:28 No.5638517 Report

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The phrase “killing time” is ironic because it’s really time that’s killing you

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:41:29 No.5638548 Report

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You will never know if the way you see color is the way the rest of the world sees color.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:42:20 No.5638556 Report

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Slow and obvious mosquitoes are slapped. Fast and sneaky mosquitoes pass on their genes.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:43:46 No.5638567 Report

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You always wake up instantly after you die in a nightmare because your brain doesn’t know what happens next

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:47:01 No.5638595 Report

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“Your baby is so cute!” is probably the most socially acceptable lie on Earth.

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Shower thoughts. ID:CX3a6O/m Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:12:38 No.5638759 Report

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Everyday someone actually did have the worst day on Earth and will never know it.

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Anonymous ID:kM8H94Jm Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:15:04 No.5638775 Report

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