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>Legit terrified of bees, wasps, etc
>In bedroom, watching Youtube and eating Doritos
>Massive fly flies in
>holyshitisthatabee.jpg
>Pushes chair back and legs it through hollow desk, hitting head multiple times
>Runs into conservatory, fly following
>Shuts conservatory door quicker than the speed of light
>Another fly buzzing around in conservatory
>Opens conservatory door and runs to kitchen
>Gets fly / bee spray and sprays the shit out of the flies whilst pinching my nose and covering my head
>Dashes to bathroom
>Shoelace makes a fly-like buzzing noise when moving along tile floor
>I lose my shit
>Run back into living room to see corpse on table
>Carefully inspects body of animal
>mfw I saw it was a fly
>In bedroom, watching Youtube and eating Doritos
>Massive fly flies in
>holyshitisthatabee.jpg
>Pushes chair back and legs it through hollow desk, hitting head multiple times
>Runs into conservatory, fly following
>Shuts conservatory door quicker than the speed of light
>Another fly buzzing around in conservatory
>Opens conservatory door and runs to kitchen
>Gets fly / bee spray and sprays the shit out of the flies whilst pinching my nose and covering my head
>Dashes to bathroom
>Shoelace makes a fly-like buzzing noise when moving along tile floor
>I lose my shit
>Run back into living room to see corpse on table
>Carefully inspects body of animal
>mfw I saw it was a fly
