>Be Anon
>Have vampire girlfriend
>Both of you sleep during the day
>Her because she's a vampire
>You because you work the graveyard shift at work.
>Everyday your vampire girlfriend begs you to check under the bed and the closets for vampire hunters.
>You daww, she's so cute when she's scared.
>Check under bed you tell her "nope, no vampire hunters here."
>Walk over to the closet while laughing to yourself she's 460 years old and she still acts like this.
>Turn knob
>See? No vamp-- look directly into the eyes of a handsome man with long hair holding a whip with a crucifix around his neck.
>Girlfriend freaks out and turns into a bat flying wildly around the room screeching.
>Vampire hunter punches you in the gut knocking your wind out while shouting "Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!"
>Watch helplessly while holding your gut as the vampire hunter chases your girlfriend around the house whipping everything including your scented candles.
>Neighbors hear the screaming coming from your house and call the police.
>Vampire hunter jumps out of one of your closed windows sending glass everywhere while vowing to finish the job.
>Hold onto vampire girlfriend,both terrified and trembling, as the police make a report.
