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I don't care what anyone else says. I am sexually attracted to plants. Ever since I was 3 years old, I have loved plants. My dream was to become a botanist and a biologist. I loved the idea of studying plants. I love nature so much. When I became 12 years old, I figured out that human girls weren't attractive to me. My dad called me a faggot. He thought that I would end up becoming a trap and whipped me while playing Sono Hanabira over and over again on the TV screen in front of where I was being whipped in the room. I didn't let up. My love for plants is undying. I began to masturbate to the grass in my back yard. I came loads upon loads, it felt so good. I fell asleep on the grass with a raging boner and no clothes on. The following morning, my mother came out of the house and asked what the fuck was going on and threw her shoe at me. My father circumcised me with a rusty butter knife slowly over the course of 5 hours that day. It didn't kill my love for plants. I ran away from home and fucked every flower gracefully and came on each one, hoping that my sperm would fertilize the plant and produce a plant-child. I knew that it was pointless so I cried for 3 hours before making it my life goal to make a variation of a human that can take root, create sugar from sunlight and carbon dioxide, and reproduce with humans to make plant-children. I love plants so much. I want to genetically engineer my beloved plants so I can make love to them all day and all night. They have given me love, so I shall give them love.
