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>5-6 years ago
>visit friend’s house
>let’s call him Ron
>other friend shows up
>let’s call him Bill
>Bill shows me his really powerful and realistic looking airsoft gun, it uses gas to fire BBs with huge power
>he pulls up his shirt and shows me the multiple layers of clothes he’s wearing to serve as a bulletproof vest when shit hits the fan
>ohshit.jpg
>Bill and Ron start messing around with the gun
>Don’t wanna get shot so I avoid them
>I go to Ron’s brother’s room who’s an asshole and spray a dick on his wall with deodorant
>I hear loud screaming
>WTF is happening
>run outside
>see Ron lying on the ground screaming in agonizing pain while holding his ass
>Bill is laughing his ass off
>turns out Bill shot him in the ass with the gun
>Ron crawls to mirror, pulls down pants and looks at the damage
>a large blood red crater has grown on the centre of one of his ass cheeks, large sticking out ridges on the edge of it literally make it look like a crater on the moon
>”what will I say if my mother sees it?” Ron asks.
>me and Bill are like; why would your mother see your ass?
>he doesn’t know how to respond
Later that day.
>go to wooded park
>at lake
>ducks are swimming around 500 metres in the middle of the lake from us
>Bill pulls out his gun and starts shooting at them
>he misses every shot
>Ron gets the gun and shoots at the ducks
>also misses every shot
>hands me the gun
>I don’t really want to but this is my first time using the gun so I figure I’ll miss every shot anyway
>fire two shots
>miss
>fire a third time
>hit duck right on the ass
>the duck and his companions get scared and star making loud noises as they fly away
>tuns out I’m a pretty good shot
>friends congratulate me
>feels good man
>but also feels pretty bad man
>I convince them to leave
>Bill puts his gun away so nobody can see it
>visit friend’s house
>let’s call him Ron
>other friend shows up
>let’s call him Bill
>Bill shows me his really powerful and realistic looking airsoft gun, it uses gas to fire BBs with huge power
>he pulls up his shirt and shows me the multiple layers of clothes he’s wearing to serve as a bulletproof vest when shit hits the fan
>ohshit.jpg
>Bill and Ron start messing around with the gun
>Don’t wanna get shot so I avoid them
>I go to Ron’s brother’s room who’s an asshole and spray a dick on his wall with deodorant
>I hear loud screaming
>WTF is happening
>run outside
>see Ron lying on the ground screaming in agonizing pain while holding his ass
>Bill is laughing his ass off
>turns out Bill shot him in the ass with the gun
>Ron crawls to mirror, pulls down pants and looks at the damage
>a large blood red crater has grown on the centre of one of his ass cheeks, large sticking out ridges on the edge of it literally make it look like a crater on the moon
>”what will I say if my mother sees it?” Ron asks.
>me and Bill are like; why would your mother see your ass?
>he doesn’t know how to respond
Later that day.
>go to wooded park
>at lake
>ducks are swimming around 500 metres in the middle of the lake from us
>Bill pulls out his gun and starts shooting at them
>he misses every shot
>Ron gets the gun and shoots at the ducks
>also misses every shot
>hands me the gun
>I don’t really want to but this is my first time using the gun so I figure I’ll miss every shot anyway
>fire two shots
>miss
>fire a third time
>hit duck right on the ass
>the duck and his companions get scared and star making loud noises as they fly away
>tuns out I’m a pretty good shot
>friends congratulate me
>feels good man
>but also feels pretty bad man
>I convince them to leave
>Bill puts his gun away so nobody can see it
