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Anonymous ID:IxcISx3n Thu 28 Jun 2018 21:16:25 No.5668108 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5668129 >>5668354 >>5668397 >>5669000

If I told you that I know how to get items for free on Amazon (only if you have prime), while also getting free months, would you guys believe me?

Also, by free stuff, it's not an understatement in the slightest. Y
I've gotten my Oculus for free, my Shure SRH1540's free, my Bose QC35's free, my and the most expensive thing I've gotten for free was a GTX 1070 FTW

It's beyond scummy, but hey, I need to pay for the Oculus games I buy on Steam. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

This might only work though for Canada, since our mail system is gay af.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sW8jHeDG Thu 28 Jun 2018 21:20:11 No.5668129 Report

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>>5668108
I got your mum for free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1oTSxIQZ Thu 28 Jun 2018 21:56:03 No.5668354 Report

Quoted By: >>5669071

>>5668108
I work in customer support and I can tell you for a fact that nobody gives a shit if you get stuff for free because of a hole in our system

You're 1 in a million that gives enough of a shit to go that in depth and waste that much time. Most people are just loud and get something small or a discount but not very smart.

The smarter people are normally polite and work enough that they don't give a shit and will just buy whatever they need at whatever cost.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:87Lvuh3B Thu 28 Jun 2018 22:01:54 No.5668397 Report

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>>5668108
enlighten me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xC53rm4i Thu 28 Jun 2018 23:29:35 No.5669000 Report

Quoted By: >>5669030

>>5668108
Bought 10x 8TB drives for one of my home servers. Told amazon they never got delivered because Hermes is known around here to "loose" packets and got another 10 drives for free.
Also got a free pair of ATH-E70s as a birthday present for a friend this way.
It's no secret anon. But if you do it too often they will notice and tell you to fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wTBvNwO6 Thu 28 Jun 2018 23:33:49 No.5669030 Report

Quoted By: >>5669062

>>5669000
You need to be sent to an add camp

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xC53rm4i Thu 28 Jun 2018 23:39:32 No.5669062 Report

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>>5669030
>American wants to send some German to a camp

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IxcISx3n Thu 28 Jun 2018 23:40:06 No.5669071 Report

Quoted By: >>5669080

You just lie and say you didn't get it despite it saying 'delivered'. They don't have the time to deal with it, so they'll just send you a replacement (or you can ask for a refund instead) as well as compensate for 'their' error by giving you another month of Prime free.

In Canada (at least Ontario), we have gay community mailboxes which are fucking retarded. You have to drive or walk to a bunch of mailboxes and then use your mail key to open your slot. If you get a package, they leave you a key to open the dedicated, larger package slots (you return them based on trust).

Anyway,
As long as your order says 'Your package was delivered', and nothing else, you can lie about not getting the package. Obviously just space out how often you do it.
If I don't want to wait the length of time for it to be suspicious, create new accounts, do a free month of prime, order the product as a gift. Then you just say to customer support that you created the account so that your -insert fake relative here- doesn't see the gift in the order history (since you share the account with them).

If it fucks up, and you wind up not being able to lie to them (if there's a picture, or if it says 'handed to home owner') just do a return on it.

Amazon is pretty much entirely automated, and the employees there don't give a fuck at the return center. They just scan shit all day.

Just select 'Item no longer needed', or 'incompatible/not useful' since some of the options will make you pay for shipping.

Also:
>>5668354
>buy whatever they need at whatever cost
>whatever cost
>smart people
No wonder you're working in customer service.

Anyway:
If you were smart, you'd realize that the time that it takes to tell them that you didn't get your shit, takes like 15 minutes. If you wind up selling the shit you get for free, you make what, $300-600 for 15 minutes of work?

Say hi to Rakish in the other cubicle for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IxcISx3n Thu 28 Jun 2018 23:41:25 No.5669080 Report

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>>5669071
Reason why I say it's a gift, and a separate account is so that when they see the same credit card on different accounts, it makes sense.

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