>>568220Oh well, God has just instructed me to rub the priest's dick with holy water so that he may shove it up my son's asshole. Apparently my son's anus is filled with evils that must be purged. I'm making a phone call to that priest to set up a rape date so that he may cleanse my son's anus from wickedness!
I mean, that's exactly what Jesus would've done, right? Forgiveness and submissiveness (cucks) are very important virtues of Christianity.