Mom, Dad I have something to tell you.
>Mom: Yes, what is it, sweet?
*Sigh* I'm straight
>Dad: YOU"RE WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Mom: OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>Dad: NO THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!
That's right I'm straight!
I LIKE GIRLS AND WANNA FUCK THEM IN PUSSY!!!!
>Dad: YOU CIS PIECE OF SHIT WE DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE STRAIGHT WE RAISED YOU TO BE A QUEER!
I DON'T CARE I WANTS GIRLS(GIRL) NOT GIRL(BOY)
>Mom: OH MY GOD I'M NOT HEARING THIS*Cries*
>Dad: THAT DOES IT YOUR GOING TO BANGKOK TO FUCK LADYBOYS!
YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEE
>Dad: I CAN AND I WILL! YOU FUCK THAT BOY HOLE AND CUM INTO IT!!!!!
FUCK YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAADDD I'M RUNNING AWAY!!!