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>Be me
>Go out to get some McD's since I couldn't be fucked to cook
>Finish eating
>Not hungry enough to finish my nuggets so I walk home with them
>Walking home
>Notice some landwhales walking my way
>disgust.jpeg
>Hear them screeching about how they just finished eating KFC and Taco Bell
>They look my way and notice my chicken nuggers
>Time freezes
>I move my nuggers to the left
>They look left
>I move them up
>They look up
>They look like they're staring at the last piece of food in the universe
>They walk up and ask if they can have them
>I know what needs to be done
>I say sure
>I drop them on the ground and step on them
>Only like 2 left so it didn't matter that much
>I tell them to go ahead and eat the nuggers
>They look at each other
>Drool running down their quadruple chins
>They go down and being to eat the nuggets
>They lick my shoes clean like the pigs they are
>The nuggers are no more
>They praise me like I'm king
>Tell them how disgusted I am at them
>They begin to seizure
>Walk away
>mfw
>Go out to get some McD's since I couldn't be fucked to cook
>Finish eating
>Not hungry enough to finish my nuggets so I walk home with them
>Walking home
>Notice some landwhales walking my way
>disgust.jpeg
>Hear them screeching about how they just finished eating KFC and Taco Bell
>They look my way and notice my chicken nuggers
>Time freezes
>I move my nuggers to the left
>They look left
>I move them up
>They look up
>They look like they're staring at the last piece of food in the universe
>They walk up and ask if they can have them
>I know what needs to be done
>I say sure
>I drop them on the ground and step on them
>Only like 2 left so it didn't matter that much
>I tell them to go ahead and eat the nuggers
>They look at each other
>Drool running down their quadruple chins
>They go down and being to eat the nuggets
>They lick my shoes clean like the pigs they are
>The nuggers are no more
>They praise me like I'm king
>Tell them how disgusted I am at them
>They begin to seizure
>Walk away
>mfw
