Who else here fucking despises geese? Worthless fucking creatures.
>Every once in a good while I go out in the night with a bandana on.
>Geese hang out by a small pond in the neighborhood.
>Head over there and watch them. Stare at their patheticness.
>Watch until I see the perfect specimen, the ultimate goose, the one I hate the most.
>Do mental gymnastics for a solid 20 minutes, thinking of ways this particular goose has fucked up my life. To generate anger, of course.
>This goose killed my mom.
>This goose raped my girlfriend.
>This goose slashed my tires.
>This goose must die.
>Get up and fucking destroy this goose.
>Strangle it, beat it, cut it, fucking annihlate it off the face of God's green Earth.
>Stomp its stupid skull on to the concrete road.
>Twist and maim its entire body.
>Taste its fucking blood.
>All while its posse watches on as I fucking murder their comrade.
>When I am finished, I throw its body to the group.
>Go home.
>Masturbate.
>Sleep and dream happy dreams.
God I fucking hate geese. I swear I am not a psychopath or future serial killer, I just really fucking hate geese.

Anyone else here feel the same?