Why the FUCK do some people not like showering? It's a complete joy and one of the most natural states you can be in. When you were born you were naked and covered with warm fluid, and every morning you get to experience the same visceral joy that comes with being a baby again. You can poo and pee freely while making any noise you want because people can't hear you over the shower. You can even put on your little brothers diapers and sit there sucking your thumb. And we get to do this every morning, not a care in the world.

Like boss baby, we become an adult baby