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>>5698024
havent had a bath in years, shit is gay af and weird

you just kind of sit there with your dick floating around in the dirty human-soup water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYv27Tpm Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:18:09 No.5698124 Report

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>>5698063
You're supposed to relax rather than think about floating dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:18:20 No.5698125 Report

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>>5698053
oh good.
I was worried you might have been one of those anons who never shower

>>5698063
baths aren't gay, they're much more comfy and relaxing than showers.
you have to be pretty dirty to turn the water into soup

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LW8aoUFO Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:18:52 No.5698132 Report

Quoted By: >>5698153

>>5697985
I'm pooping on the toliet. Just thought you should know OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eqQjqKNx Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:20:04 No.5698142 Report

Quoted By: >>5698153 >>5698214

post your feminine bepor

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:22:38 No.5698153 Report

Quoted By: >>5698171

>>5698132
>UFO
go away ayy

>>5698142
no. im not sharing nudes.
that's gay lad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:22:50 No.5698155 Report

Quoted By: >>5698200

>>5697985
post soapy bebis

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eqQjqKNx Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:24:18 No.5698171 Report

Quoted By: >>5698200

>>5698153
this just in: Ur gay, lad!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:24:43 No.5698176 Report

Quoted By: >>5698200

>>5697985
Do you have bath toys?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:27:30 No.5698200 Report

Quoted By: >>5698216 >>5698223 >>5698303

>>5698155
NO!
most of the bubbles are gone now so it wouldn't be soapy anyway

>>5698171
nuh uh
im straight. dumb russian tranny

>>5698176
I have a rubber duck sitting on the side of the bath.
it's wearing a pirate hat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6gBaXaJ6 Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:28:51 No.5698214 Report

Quoted By: >>5698219

>>5698024
>>5698142
t.alice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eqQjqKNx Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:28:54 No.5698216 Report

Quoted By: >>5698311

>>5698200
prove both of those statements fig
you probably made this thread only so you can jack off to anons asking your dick pics anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eqQjqKNx Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:29:15 No.5698219 Report

Quoted By: >>5698290

>>5698214
based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:30:24 No.5698223 Report

Quoted By: >>5698311

>>5698200
put him in the water and play with him
>*bop bop bop* quack quack Arrrr

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6gBaXaJ6 Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:32:48 No.5698290 Report

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>>5698219
t.alice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7M5OiZgZ Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:33:19 No.5698294 Report

Quoted By: >>5698311

>>5697985
How are you posting this? Because your either sitting there risking your life by having a laptop barely rested on the tub wall or worse your phone posting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYv27Tpm Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:35:00 No.5698303 Report

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>>5698200
post rubber duck pic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:36:06 No.5698311 Report

Quoted By: >>5698397 >>5698413

>>5698216
never sent a dick pic and I don't plan on doing so
stop being so rude alice

>>5698223
okay.
I did that but now he's formed a crew of likeminded pirate ducks and is terrorising the seas in a galleon
please send help I'm scared

>>5698294
I might be phone posting
but it's okay because I can't reach my pc, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YM3pr2cR Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:43:55 No.5698397 Report

Quoted By: >>5698414

>>5698311
>phone posting
>it's okay
NO
BAD wnkg

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:48:06 No.5698413 Report

Quoted By: >>5698443

>>5698311
you are too cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:48:26 No.5698414 Report

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>>5698397
oh... really?
would it be a problem if someone regularly phone posted instead of using their pc?
asking for a friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:54:04 No.5698443 Report

Quoted By: >>5698450 >>5698454

>>5698413
thank you anon. you've made this thread quite comfy
why are you calling the police though?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYv27Tpm Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:55:05 No.5698450 Report

Quoted By: >>5698493 >>5698609

>>5698443
To save you from pirate ducks. And you still didn't post pics of those ducks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 20:56:29 No.5698454 Report

Quoted By: >>5698493

>>5698443
duck police.
they are on their way, they request you open window in 5 minutes for entry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:02:28 No.5698493 Report

Quoted By: >>5698504

>>5698450
im not longer in the bath though
I just got out and I'm getting a drink.
I'll see if I can take a picture in a few minutes

>>5698454
don't worry, I drained the bath.
he can't sail anywhere without any water
his days of stealing cargo from duck merchants are over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:04:14 No.5698504 Report

Quoted By: >>5698609

>>5698493
I feel bad for him
Can't you put him by the window so he can look outside until your next bath? He can see other ducks !

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Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:25:43 No.5698609 Report

Quoted By: >>5698617 >>5698642

>>5698450
>>5698504
duck pic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:26:39 No.5698617 Report

Quoted By: >>5698625

>>5698609
it's not really a pirate hat is it.
but he does have an eyepatch so I guess he is still a pirate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YpuxQ/ra Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:28:30 No.5698625 Report

Quoted By: >>5698679

>>5698617
he has a pirate bandana

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:31:18 No.5698642 Report

Quoted By: >>5698679

>>5698609
This make me big smile, thanks, Anon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:37:44 No.5698679 Report

Quoted By: >>5698821

>>5698625
I was just worried I had raised peoples expectations by calling it a pirate hat and they were expecting a tricorn hat or something

>>5698642
no problem friend
I don't think I've shown anyone these before so I'm glad you like them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JF4RYh0t Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:42:41 No.5698786 Report

Quoted By: >>5698803

>>5697985
Are you wearing clothes now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:45:38 No.5698803 Report

Quoted By: >>5698812

>>5698786
I could be

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JF4RYh0t Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:47:16 No.5698812 Report

Quoted By: >>5698844

>>5698803
Take them off if you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:49:32 No.5698821 Report

Quoted By: >>5698844

>>5698679
You should not be so shy! I hope you enjoyed your bath.

>they were expecting a tricorn hat or something
I was I'll admit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:52:45 No.5698844 Report

Quoted By: >>5698850 >>5698861

>>5698812
nah I'm comfy in bed phoneposting
it's been pretty hot recently so I'm not wearing anything

>>5698821
thanks, it was nice. very relaxing and calming
I'll have to look for a duck with an impressive hat to be the captain of the ship

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Anonymous ID:JF4RYh0t Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:54:00 No.5698850 Report

Quoted By: >>5698893

>>5698844
Post pics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 21:56:18 No.5698861 Report

Quoted By: >>5698893

>>5698844
do you have any teddies?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:01:25 No.5698893 Report

Quoted By: >>5698917 >>5698947

>>5698850
no no no no
this is a nice thread not a lewd gay thread

>>5698861
I think I have a stuffed toy owl from when I was a kid somewhere
my grandmother knitted it for me when I when I was born

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Anonymous ID:JF4RYh0t Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:04:00 No.5698917 Report

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>>5698893
ok have a good day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:07:54 No.5698947 Report

Quoted By: >>5698993

>>5698893
That is sweet, you should find him some time - does he have a name? I have a brown teddy I bought last year, I lost all my childhood ones in a house fire. He is called Teddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:16:33 No.5698993 Report

Quoted By: >>5699072

>>5698947
oh that's awful. I hope you weren't hurt or anything
what size is your new teddy? And is he soft and cuddly?
my parents told me I gave my owl a name before I had properly learnt to speak so I have no idea how to spell or pronounce it.

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Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:29:33 No.5699072 Report

Quoted By: >>5699077 >>5699211

>>5698993
No, no, everyone was fine. Only material things were lost. He is 13 inches. Pic related. Inb4 I'm located through bearposting. I didn't set out to get him, he just looked to cheeky to leave in the shop.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:30:42 No.5699077 Report

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>>5699072
I don't know how to de-bobble him and it annoys me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:34:25 No.5699211 Report

Quoted By: >>5699240

>>5699072
that's a really nice bear. you're right he looks so smug and cheeky
i think you can get a tool to remove the bobbles but I wouldn't know where to look

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Anonymous ID:qOn1Rn1e Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:39:37 No.5699240 Report

Quoted By: >>5699251

>>5699211
Thank you. Try to find your little owl, that sounded sweet.
I got to sleep now though, hope you have nice dreams tonight!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LXgZwnkg Sun 01 Jul 2018 22:41:44 No.5699251 Report

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>>5699240
goodnight friend
I hope we can talk again soon. This was a comfy thread

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