>The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Uganda supa soldiers's national animal is the Crested Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
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