1 bottle of popov vodka
1 handle of captain Morgan
2 cases of PBR
1 case of bud light for fuccbois
2 cases of reds apple ale for girls
3 bottles of flavored smirnoff vodka (cherry, apple, chocolate)
1 bottle of Bombay sapphire gin (tanqeuray will also suffice)
1 bottle of Johnnie walker red label
1 bottle of Jack Daniels for the cowboys and edge lords
1 bottle of wild turkey
2 kegs (if you can afford it if not stick close to the list)
10 dollar store 2 litres for mixers
Dixie cups
Ping pong balls
This should be all you need. Don't buy any bottle smaller than 2 of your hand. If you have a large party then make a choice of hard liquor or beer. Beer can be used to play pong and liquor can be used for poison.
Slip a homeless dude 10 bucks and a few beers to get you the booze. They'll be discreet about it too.
Don't get wine coolers or any gay shit like that. Try to keep everyone's options open on what to drink.
Food is incredibly important don't drink on an empty stomach. Make sure somebody orders pizza or something.
Also for those wanting to avoid hangovers that are too gnarly drink straight dark liquor. The sugar quantity in mixed drinks dehydrates you more and makes the next morning even worse.
Good luck anon.
This is most likely how you'll lose either your first kiss or your virginity. Women's standards go way down at high school parties.
