Americans, I just want to thank you for being the best posters on this board. Some of you are pretty bad, but I think that based on how low the bar has been set that you guys are definitely head and shoulders above the rest. It wasn't even a contest, really. All the other flags are so full of such terrible posters that they weren't even competitive.

I'd also like to congratulate my countrymen on being such utter scum so consistently and earning themselves a solid place right above the worst of the worst, the United Kingdom.