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Anonymous ID:6B9oowAe Thu 18 May 2017 21:00:20 No.571667 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>571692 >>571924 >>571929 >>572364 >>572381 >>572402 >>572447 >>572637 >>572831 >>573154 >>573339 >>574532 >>575354

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6B9oowAe Thu 18 May 2017 21:01:54 No.571692 Report

Quoted By: >>571929 >>574885

>>571667
Plz no autosage mods edition

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H3q6MzMH Thu 18 May 2017 21:11:04 No.571838 Report

Quoted By: >>571929

Rolling!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 21:14:32 No.571896 Report

Quoted By: >>571929

Rollyroo!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aoTNNMaZ Thu 18 May 2017 21:16:06 No.571924 Report

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>>571667
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lRgCChFc Thu 18 May 2017 21:16:24 No.571929 Report

Quoted By: >>571948 >>572373

>>571667
>>571692
>>571838
>>571896

Rolypoly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lRgCChFc Thu 18 May 2017 21:17:34 No.571948 Report

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>>571929
Ffs I'm a dwarfish peasant.

Joe the Macacomancer

Joe the Macacomancer ID:aoTNNMaZ Thu 18 May 2017 21:17:45 No.571952 Report

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Anyone else here that likes corn?

Joe the Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g)

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Joe the Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g) ID:aoTNNMaZ Thu 18 May 2017 21:20:54 No.572008 Report

Quoted By: >>572742

Because I sure do like my corn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rvoiSh+A Thu 18 May 2017 21:34:27 No.572302 Report

Quoted By: >>572728

Roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:61Lt6jVN Thu 18 May 2017 21:37:27 No.572364 Report

Quoted By: >>572420

>>571667

I dont understand this game explain. Rolled.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 21:38:10 No.572373 Report

Quoted By: >>572382

>>571929

>You wake up in a tower out in the middle of nowhere, miles away from anyone else. Your room is fairly inviting, styled to look like the inside of a merchant's cottage with many pieces of warm wooden furniture, including a rather comfortable queen-sized bed. A look at the window outside reveals yourself to be surrounded by a forest of some sort. What do you do?

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Blue Ribbon
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:

For my first action, I take a look around to see if anyone is here? Hello?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:38:44 No.572381 Report

Quoted By:

>>571667
roll

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 21:38:45 No.572382 Report

Quoted By: >>572445

>>572373

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZctTNwrjHA

>Exiting your room, the tower appears to be eerily empty barring yourself, your soft girlish voice echoing across the halls. A look at the stairwell reveals it spiraling down for several stories leaving you somewhat nervous, the structure outside your room having an entierly different, significantly less inviting atmosphere. From what you can tell, the floor immediately below you appears to be some type of library, or at least was at some point. Many books are missing or vandalized, and there is a thick coat of dust and cobwebs on everything that suggests a long time since it was last in use. A chill runs down your spine.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Blue Ribbon
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:

Spooky. I roll to move back into my room and look for useful objects in it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 21:39:47 No.572402 Report

Quoted By: >>572450

>>571667
Rollol

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 0/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items:

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 0/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:39:59 No.572404 Report

Quoted By: >>572417

roll to find a weapon

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 0/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items:

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 0/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:40:44 No.572417 Report

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>>572404
well then
I roll to get a weapon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:61Lt6jVN Thu 18 May 2017 21:40:51 No.572420 Report

Quoted By: >>572511

>>572364

When does the King arrive? I need to guard somebody.

Also roll for making money.

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 1/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +1

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 1/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +1 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:41:40 No.572437 Report

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roll to steal money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibH+6EaR Thu 18 May 2017 21:41:47 No.572441 Report

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RAWL

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 21:42:04 No.572445 Report

Quoted By: >>572509

>>572382

>Nothing immediately useful comes into view as you take a quick glance at your cabinets and shelves. Perhaps there's something inside of them?

I look closer, and harder! This place can't be empty, yeah?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/IzcSVLC Thu 18 May 2017 21:42:25 No.572447 Report

Quoted By: >>572459

>>571667
let be me evil

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G100 0XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G100 0XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 21:42:40 No.572450 Report

Quoted By: >>572469

>>572402
>trap blacksmith

Hello potential customers, can I interest you in my fine Work?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/IzcSVLC Thu 18 May 2017 21:42:57 No.572459 Report

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>>572447
>Nun
fuck me

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 2/10 (70 HP 70 MP 135 G) Items: Spear +1

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 2/10 (70 HP 70 MP 135 G) Items: Spear +1 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:43:35 No.572469 Report

Quoted By: >>572497 >>572546

>>572450
If i gave you my spear (+1 to any attacks) and 35 G, could you increase its bonus to +3?

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G100 0XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G100 0XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 21:45:11 No.572497 Report

Quoted By: >>572536 >>572546

>>572469
Sure, my good elf, watch me do my craft

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 21:46:04 No.572509 Report

Quoted By: >>572689

>>572445

>Opening a wooden drawer reveals a red necklace stashed away. Though it's been somewhat damaged from mishandling over the years, it complements your dress, you think. (Add: Cracked Ruby Pendant)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces

I continue searching my room for things of interest. How did I get in here?

Erik the Elite Royal Guard Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 99, 0/10 XP)

Erik the Elite Royal Guard Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 99, 0/10 XP) ID:61Lt6jVN Thu 18 May 2017 21:46:22 No.572511 Report

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>>572420
I tried to sell my ass, but I got fucked and then fucked over by a jew.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 21:46:24 No.572513 Report

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Rolling

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 2/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 2/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:47:44 No.572536 Report

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>>572497
good. well here is the 35G
rolling to train my spear fighting

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 1XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 1XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 21:48:14 No.572546 Report

Quoted By: >>572574 >>572742

>>572469
>>572497
(I harden the Spearhead and replace the Staff, as I strike the metal sweat runs down the suprisingly feminine body for a blacksmith)

Here you go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 21:48:25 No.572549 Report

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Rolling, let's go

Jane the qt femboy healer (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 21:49:12 No.572564 Report

Quoted By: >>572609

H-hello boys

Smolboi, elven tendite. 70/70 hp 70/70 mana

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Smolboi, elven tendite. 70/70 hp 70/70 mana ID:ibH+6EaR Thu 18 May 2017 21:49:26 No.572567 Report

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Brothers and sisters, worship these fine tasty tendy treats with me!

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (70 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:49:57 No.572574 Report

Quoted By: >>572641

>>572546
good

Roll to steal gold from the townspeople

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 21:51:50 No.572609 Report

Quoted By: >>572641 >>572679

>>572564
I avenge the townspeople with a swift counterattack upon you.

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 1XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 1XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 21:52:28 No.572627 Report

Quoted By: >>572661

Roll for Crafting a Weapon to sell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 21:53:03 No.572637 Report

Quoted By: >>572679 >>572722

>>571667
Roll again

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 21:53:20 No.572641 Report

Quoted By: >>572660

>>572609
meant for
>>572574

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 0 ]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 0 ] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 21:53:32 No.572646 Report

Quoted By: >>572665

i roll to find a set of armour

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (61 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (61 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:54:18 No.572660 Report

Quoted By: >>572668 >>572688

>>572641
I roll to attack you
I have a spear that increases my damage by 3 btw

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 21:54:22 No.572661 Report

Quoted By:

>>572627
I fell inspiration welling inside when I see the yellow glow of the metal.
With every strike it forms more and more like I imagined.
With that, a fine Longsword is crafted

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 1 | Armor 1 ]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 1 | Armor 1 ] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 21:54:28 No.572665 Report

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>>572646
i roll to find a mace

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (61 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (61 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 21:54:35 No.572668 Report

Quoted By: >>572729 >>572813

>>572660
REEEEEEEEEEE

I ROLL TO ATTACK AGAIN

Baruk (Lv1 Landlord) (70HP, 70MP) (100g)

Baruk (Lv1 Landlord) (70HP, 70MP) (100g) ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 21:55:05 No.572678 Report

Quoted By: >>572960

...
"... and don't come back here!"
I toss the bag at the elf who's already lying in a heap on the pavement. Sheesh. Last time I ever rent out a room to those a fucking drow. Should've known he'd be trouble - no, I KNEW he would be trouble - but I didn't think he'd be summoning spirits in his room. How the hell am I going to get all that purple stuff off the walls? Meh, I'll just hire a wizard or something.

Luckily, people like that guy is an exception rather than the rule. While some of my tenants are down with some shady things, they know better than to take it with them here. It might help that I'm 7 feet tall, green and have tusks.

(Rolling to collect rent)

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 21:55:10 No.572679 Report

Quoted By: >>572722 >>572729

>>572637
Noice roll. Okay,
>>572609
Hiya! Would you be interested in some bootlacking?

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 21:55:24 No.572688 Report

Quoted By: >>572773 >>572886

>>572660
A laughable attempt, prepare ur anus

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 21:55:28 No.572689 Report

Quoted By: >>572773

>>572509

>Shifting through the drawers, you find a none-too small stache of useful magical items! (Add: Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)) (Add: Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)

>Spell: Magic Missile (2 MP) - Attacks with a ranged magical projectile for +1 damage. It always strikes true to its target, and upon rolling 0, reroll. The new number is the roll you use.
>Note: Wands do not consume mana upon use, but become inert when all of their charges are spent.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces

I try to find a mirror or something to look at my face?

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 21:57:03 No.572722 Report

Quoted By:

>>572679
>>572637
Race: Dwarf
Inventory:
>stool and Chair, shop with other cobbling materials
>craftsman clothing

Elf Black Smith 70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100 Gold

Elf Black Smith 70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100 Gold ID:rvoiSh+A Thu 18 May 2017 21:57:17 No.572728 Report

Quoted By: >>572963

>>572302
Roll to create set of armor.

>"Get your armor set here! Limited sale for 5 Gold instead of 10 "Get your armor here!"

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 62/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 62/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 21:57:18 No.572729 Report

Quoted By: >>572778 >>572842 >>572901

>>572679
Help me vanquish this foul ruffian >>572668
and I shall join you!

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 21:57:25 No.572734 Report

Quoted By: >>572781 >>572813

Roll for crafting a set of armor

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 1 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 1 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 21:57:55 No.572742 Report

Quoted By: >>572781 >>572822

>>572008
if i bring you corn will you pay me?

>>572546
could I receive an upgrade on my mace for 30G?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 21:59:42 No.572773 Report

Quoted By: >>572812 >>572842

>>572688

(Goodness, you just crit the elf for 96 damage!)

>>572689

>You take a look at your face in the mirror, and you're absolutely goregous, appearing as though you had just readied yourself for the day in spite of waking up just recently. Not a single split end or speck of dandruff on your blue head of head, natch! This revelation makes you feel confident in yourself, almost as if you had magical capabilities. (+10 Max MP)

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 21:59:50 No.572778 Report

Quoted By: >>572813 >>572851

>>572729
By Hansheath! I will help thee, only in the hopes of getting to satisfy my lust for qt boi futpucci
Roll for weapon search

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 22:00:06 No.572781 Report

Quoted By: >>572822

>>572734
As I see the armor before you it doesn't look like a good set, it's more an unformed mess.
When I put the armor aside in a scrap bin, an orc approaches:

>>572742
sure fine lad, no problem

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:01:11 No.572812 Report

Quoted By: >>573093

>>572773

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:

I move downstairs to the libary and start poking around to see what's there?

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:01:11 No.572813 Report

Quoted By: >>572842

>>572778
>a 8 get
>found a halberd in >>572734
>blacksmithing shop and picked it up.
>>572668
Roll to attack

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 22:01:46 No.572822 Report

Quoted By: >>572883

>>572781
I try to enhance the mace's capabilities, but it doesn't seem to get any better.
>>572742
Well lad, I'm sorry I don't think I can work with this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:goZepL8V Thu 18 May 2017 22:01:57 No.572831 Report

Quoted By:

>>571667
Rolled

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:02:18 No.572842 Report

Quoted By: >>572867 >>572886 >>572901 >>572920

>>572773
You are an idiot
You add the last digit of dubs + max
so he did 17
>>572729
I ROLL TO ATTACK AGAIN
>>572813
fuck off

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 62/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 62/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 22:02:32 No.572851 Report

Quoted By: >>572880 >>572920 >>572929

>>572778
alas the villain was slain before thy could be of assistance, but I believe we may ally for glorious adventure!
Roll for looting the elf

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:02:56 No.572867 Report

Quoted By:

>>572842
reroll

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:03:24 No.572880 Report

Quoted By: >>572891

>>572851
im not dead you retard
Roll to attack

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 2 ]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 2 ] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:03:29 No.572883 Report

Quoted By:

>>572822

thanks for your attempt Cris

roll to find corn

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:03:33 No.572886 Report

Quoted By: >>572913

>>572842

(I thought >>572688 was his attack roll?)

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:03:45 No.572891 Report

Quoted By: >>572929

>>572880
REEEEEEEEEE
WHY AM I SO UNLUCKY
ROLL TO ATTACK JANE

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:04:08 No.572901 Report

Quoted By: >>572924

>>572842
Sorry but I thirst for a futpucci to satisfy my fetish and >>572729
Said she (he) would join me in lewd acts if I helped. You didn't roll to attack, so dwarf attacks again (roll)

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:04:30 No.572913 Report

Quoted By: >>572952

>>572886
it was

8+9= 17
not 96
Dubs gives max roll (9) + dubs number (8 in this case)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 60/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 60/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 22:05:05 No.572920 Report

Quoted By: >>572930 >>572950

>>572851
Scratch this then (its my first time baka!)
>>572842
FACE MY WRATH YOU NIGGER

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:05:19 No.572924 Report

Quoted By: >>572967

>>572901
Roll to attack

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:05:36 No.572929 Report

Quoted By: >>572942

>>572891
It's ok I rolled a one
>>572851
Roll for looting or to attack the elve, mistress

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:05:36 No.572930 Report

Quoted By: >>572942

>>572920
roll to attack

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 2XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 22:05:55 No.572938 Report

Quoted By: >>573066

Roll again for Crafting a full plate Armor

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:06:10 No.572942 Report

Quoted By: >>572959 >>573018

>>572930
wHY AM I SO FUCKING UNLUCKY?!?!??!
>>572929
DIE

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:06:27 No.572950 Report

Quoted By: >>572959

>>572920
roll to attack again

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 59/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 22:06:36 No.572952 Report

Quoted By: >>572959 >>572999 >>573050

>>572913
Reroll upon this heathen!

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (44 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:06:50 No.572959 Report

Quoted By:

>>572942
>>572950
Ok this is fucking bullshit
>>572952
die

Baruk, owner of Eck's Street 271

Baruk, owner of Eck's Street 271 ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 22:06:53 No.572960 Report

Quoted By: >>573334

>>572678
>Lv1 Landlord (1/10 XP) (70/70 HP 70/70MP) (120g)
> Rent collected!
> +20 gold

Luckily, most people here know better than to mess around with dark spirits and that shit. And they pay their rent on time too.

Hmm. Let's see if there's any interesting stuff left in the drow's room.

Elf Black Smith | 70/70 HP 70/70 MP | 100 Gold 1/10

Elf Black Smith | 70/70 HP 70/70 MP | 100 Gold 1/10 ID:rvoiSh+A Thu 18 May 2017 22:06:55 No.572963 Report

Quoted By: >>572999

>>572728
Frustrated that I couldn't get any sales, I close my shop for now and go NPC killing to try and make gold.

Roll to fight Goblin that drops 3 Gold

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (66/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (66/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:07:03 No.572967 Report

Quoted By: >>572985 >>572999 >>573050

>>572924
> a four holy shit
I got a nine die you parentless fag (roll)

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (35 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (35 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:07:45 No.572985 Report

Quoted By: >>573023 >>573043

>>572967
roll to attack

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:07:58 No.572993 Report

Quoted By: >>572999

i roll to kill some chickens

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hjKe6h9s Thu 18 May 2017 22:08:11 No.572997 Report

Quoted By: >>573050

r-roll

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (35 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character Level 1 3/10 (35 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:08:16 No.572999 Report

Quoted By: >>573025

>>572963 >>572993
please help me fight off these 2 shitheads >>572967
>>572952

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (64/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (64/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:08:48 No.573018 Report

Quoted By: >>573046

>>572942
>tfw dwarven cobbler and femboi trap rape a protag roll
Eat shit (roll for attack)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 43/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 43/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 22:09:04 No.573023 Report

Quoted By:

>>572985
GAS YOURSELF KIKE

Elven Witty Orphan Character (true power unlocked) Level 1 5/10 (35 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character (true power unlocked) Level 1 5/10 (35 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:09:11 No.573025 Report

Quoted By: >>573050 >>573056

>>572999
>trips
I HAVE UNLOCKED MY TRUE POWER
BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtqm3MlD Thu 18 May 2017 22:09:33 No.573032 Report

Quoted By:

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (59/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (59/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:10:10 No.573043 Report

Quoted By: >>573054

>>572985
Roll again. Muh halberd is gonna go up your ass

Elven Witty Orphan Character (true power unlocked) Level 1 5/10 (27 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character (true power unlocked) Level 1 5/10 (27 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:10:13 No.573046 Report

Quoted By: >>573102

>>573018
I am sorry to say, but i rolled trips
that means i unlocked my power

I roll to shoot lasers at you ( deals double damage)

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 70 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:10:27 No.573050 Report

Quoted By: >>573090 >>573118

>>572997
how about we make an alliance?

>>572967
>>572952
>>573025

As town crier I roll to call upon the town for aid in this fray

Elven Witty Orphan Character (true power unlocked) Level 1 5/10 (27 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character (true power unlocked) Level 1 5/10 (27 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:10:34 No.573054 Report

Quoted By: >>573102

>>573043
Roll to shoot lasers at you

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 43/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Jane the qt femboy healer LV1 (HP 43/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:zCSLr6yF Thu 18 May 2017 22:10:35 No.573056 Report

Quoted By: >>573076 >>573488

>>573025
OH FUGG, KING I BOW BEFORE THEE PLEASE FORGIVE MY TRANSGRESSION

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 3XP

Cris the Blacksmith Lv1 HP 70/70 G135 3XP ID:g8P0H7NH Thu 18 May 2017 22:11:05 No.573066 Report

Quoted By:

>>572938
A fine Armor indeed
This, you feel confident to sell
this armor set seems to have a +1 defence
I put an price tag of 10 gold on it and put it for sale

also roll for crafting a Helbard

Elven Witty Orphan Character (true power unlocked) Level 1 5/10 (27 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3

Elven Witty Orphan Character (true power unlocked) Level 1 5/10 (27 HP 70 MP 100 G) Items: Spear +3 ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:11:33 No.573076 Report

Quoted By:

>>573056
Since i am the orphan, I am not king, however i unlocked powers
that makes me far more powerful

Powers: Laser vision
Flight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 22:11:57 No.573083 Report

Quoted By:

I want to be lord

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 60 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 60 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:12:37 No.573090 Report

Quoted By:

>>573050
in calling for aid I end up in the middle of a frenzied attack - losing health

roll to find a woodaxe

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:12:47 No.573093 Report

Quoted By: >>573137

>>572812

>You stumble through the old stairwell and nearly trip, the oaken railings groaning and squealing as you attempt to hold onto them. They don't appear to be very reliable. You're standing idle in the abandoned library, staring into space.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:

I try and take an inventory of the books here!

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (59/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (59/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:13:08 No.573102 Report

Quoted By: >>573153

>>573046
>>573054
>suddenly, the elven orphan's heritage is revealed- the God King in disguise
Don't be a faggot m'lord. I'll craft you the best pair of whatever you wear on your feet if you don't kill me.

Dragon (70HP | 70MP | 100G)

Dragon (70HP | 70MP | 100G) ID:hjKe6h9s Thu 18 May 2017 22:14:17 No.573118 Report

Quoted By: >>573139 >>573153 >>573187

>>573050
I attack you :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:15:04 No.573132 Report

Quoted By:

Rollin'

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:15:17 No.573137 Report

Quoted By: >>573195

>>573093

>The sheer amount of books betrays your abilities to try and pick anything specific out. Many of the tiles are written in an unknown tongue, and others have lost their covers to the passage of time. You feel kind of dizzy.

I try and see if any of the books hold my interest?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mXKcIXrg Thu 18 May 2017 22:15:20 No.573138 Report

Quoted By:

Rollette

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 2 | Armor 1 | Mace 1 ] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:15:23 No.573139 Report

Quoted By: >>573153 >>573162 >>573222

>>573118
I attack you back, trecherous beast!

roll to cry upon the town peasants & people for aid

King Elven Witty Orphan Character (Laser vision+flight) Level 1 5/10 (27HP70 MP100 G)

King Elven Witty Orphan Character (Laser vision+flight) Level 1 5/10 (27HP70 MP100 G) ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:16:06 No.573153 Report

Quoted By: >>573201

>>573102
Make me the best shoes you can.
>>573139
Take my spear (gives +3 to attacks)
>>573118
I roll to shoot lasers at you (deals double damage)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:57SNzWrR Thu 18 May 2017 22:16:11 No.573154 Report

Quoted By:

>>571667
Rollin and patroling

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:16:59 No.573162 Report

Quoted By:

>>573139
>a nine
Well I'm obligated to help
Roll to craft lettuce boots
1-4 flying boots
5-7 high speed boots
8-9- invisibility boots

A peasant elf [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A peasant elf [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:17:31 No.573168 Report

Quoted By:

lame

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:18:37 No.573187 Report

Quoted By:

>>573118
I attack you with a +3 spear

watch out beast, the town is against you and I shall share your treasure amongst the town!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:18:52 No.573195 Report

Quoted By: >>573314

>>573137

>Picking through the tomes, you come across a thin blue book titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic, by Fred E. Wiz." It feels cold to touch and is covered in frost, but this same mechanism had probably helped serve to preserve it, being only somewhat worn in comparison to the books directly adjacent. (Add: A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:

I attempt to read A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic to see what it does!

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:19:05 No.573201 Report

Quoted By: >>573222

>>573153
Rolling for the King! Praise Kek, Praise Vergadin, hail the elf king!

Dragon (-HP | 70MP | 100G)

Dragon (-HP | 70MP | 100G) ID:hjKe6h9s Thu 18 May 2017 22:19:08 No.573202 Report

Quoted By: >>573248 >>573518 >>573660 >>573739 >>573753 >>574093

fug

A peasant elf [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A peasant elf [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:19:25 No.573207 Report

Quoted By: >>573251

Roll to work on my harvest, growing some potatoes.

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Cobbler Lv1 (41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:20:23 No.573222 Report

Quoted By: >>573284

>>573139
You are awarded with boots of flying! I crafted them myself, I hope the dragon doesn't eat you!
>discard >>573201
>and roll for the king

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:22:05 No.573248 Report

Quoted By:

>>573202
as he has only 44 health I roll to attack

A peasant elf [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A peasant elf [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:22:06 No.573251 Report

Quoted By: >>573302

>>573207
Nice, these potatoes have turned out pretty well. Roll to set up a potatoe selling kiosk in the market.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEuK2Gsr Thu 18 May 2017 22:22:38 No.573263 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling class

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:23:44 No.573284 Report

Quoted By:

>>573222
>fucking trips holy shit
>Marcelus' spirit is awakened by the divine creator deity Moradin
>He is recognized as the prince, in line for the throne
Kneel.

A peasant elf [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A peasant elf [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:24:27 No.573302 Report

Quoted By: >>573319

>>573251
That was a failure, I lost all my money, some orc and trap stole my potatoes, and when I got home I found my wife fucking Chadriel. Roll to kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEuK2Gsr Thu 18 May 2017 22:24:27 No.573303 Report

Quoted By:

Royal Guard rolling race

King Elven Witty Orphan Character (Laser vision+flight) Level 1 5/10 (27HP70 MP100 G)

King Elven Witty Orphan Character (Laser vision+flight) Level 1 5/10 (27HP70 MP100 G) ID:UYmGFFcs Thu 18 May 2017 22:24:33 No.573305 Report

Quoted By: >>573318

Could someone take over for me?

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 5/10 XP)

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:24:58 No.573314 Report

Quoted By: >>573377

>>573195

>You spend the next few hours reading about ice magic. Though the writing is very technical and boring, you don't really have anything better to be doing, and soon enough you think you can grasp the basics, or the basics of the basics. These are really basic abilities.

>Add Skill: Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
>Add Skill: Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

I continue reading A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic! (-1 penalty for not being an aquamancer.)

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:25:17 No.573318 Report

Quoted By:

>>573305
I rolled trips, I'm the Prince, so I'll take over.

A peasant elf [Health: 23/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A peasant elf [Health: 23/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:25:21 No.573319 Report

Quoted By: >>573348

>>573302
fuck

Kyle E

Kyle E ID:6oM598g0 Thu 18 May 2017 22:25:30 No.573321 Report

Quoted By: >>573384

ROLL

Baruk, Lv 1 [55/70 HP | 70MP | 1/10 XP | 120 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [55/70 HP | 70MP | 1/10 XP | 120 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 22:25:56 No.573334 Report

Quoted By: >>573488

>>572960
>I go back to the room I rented out to the drow.
>As I open the door, I see that the purple mass that covers all the walls have grown.
>I enter the room to have a look around
>Suddenly, a large, purple tentacle whips through the air from the purple mass
>It strikes me in the chest and I'm thrown out into the hallway again.
> -15 HP!

Ah, fuck! I thought he didn't have time to complete the ritual! What the hell was that thing? And what the fuck was that dark elf thinking? I mean, who would want a tentacle monster in their bedroom?
...Well, plenty of people, actually. After all, this IS /bant/alia.

Perhaps I can find that drow later, or someone else with monster experience.

But first I'm gonna go see a healer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 22:26:08 No.573339 Report

Quoted By: >>573527 >>573529

>>571667
roll for wizard

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:26:36 No.573348 Report

Quoted By: >>573386

>>573319
Peasant, Go back to the fields. Stop being so pathetic. I'm the prince, you have to do it.

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 5/10 XP)

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:27:43 No.573377 Report

Quoted By: >>573545

>>573314

>The following techniques prove difficult to comprehend for someone who lacks a magical scholarship, and you find yourself quickly forgetting the following words as you read them. Staring for a prolonged period seems to make the sentences on the page creep and crawl as though they were attempting to escape!

I attempt to read the book again! (-1)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 22:28:07 No.573384 Report

Quoted By:

>>573321

I attack this faggot kyle with my hounds

A peasant elf [Health: 23/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A peasant elf [Health: 23/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:28:08 No.573386 Report

Quoted By: >>573418

>>573348
spare some change?

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:29:36 No.573418 Report

Quoted By: >>573434

>>573386
>an eleven peasant
Truly the most fallen. No, you will not get any change for not working. BACK TO THE FIELDS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zVCaVyqn Thu 18 May 2017 22:29:49 No.573423 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling for role

A peasant elf [Health: 23/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A peasant elf [Health: 23/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:30:29 No.573434 Report

Quoted By: >>573510 >>573532

>>573418
roll to work on fields :(

Baruk, Lv 1 [55/70 HP | 70MP | 1/10 XP | 120 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [55/70 HP | 70MP | 1/10 XP | 120 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 22:32:57 No.573488 Report

Quoted By: >>573717

>>573334
Oh, if I remember correctly, that cute human girl over there is a healer. I've talked with her at the market square once. What's her name again? Jane, I think.
>>573056
"Hey Jane! You think you could help me with these bruises?"

A peasant elf [Health: 23/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A peasant elf [Health: 23/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:34:00 No.573510 Report

Quoted By: >>573546

>>573434
roll to gamble 5 gold on horse races (which I can only watch from the fields I work on)

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:34:09 No.573518 Report

Quoted By:

>>573202
I again roll to attack this beast

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [70,70,100]

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Level 1 Dumbass Orc [70,70,100] ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 22:34:32 No.573527 Report

Quoted By:

>>573339
just gonna smoke some herb until I get arrested and executed for having the realms biggest dick. Fite me

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 70hp 70m 100 bling

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 70hp 70m 100 bling ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 22:34:38 No.573529 Report

Quoted By: >>573613

>>573339

Hahaha you fucking moron, I roll to attack you with my dogs.

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:34:52 No.573532 Report

Quoted By:

>>573434
>>a four
Absolutely pathetic. How are we supposed to prepare for winter this way? How is the kingdom supposed to grow? Bah! Useless. Roll to change your class. If it's not black in color, re roll. You're an elf...aim for magick

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:35:38 No.573545 Report

Quoted By: >>573577

>>573377

>This time, the words begin to make sense and in fact seem to be guiding you with a will of your own. You're a far cry from being a proper magician, but now you can at least attempt to cast a proper spell. The book appears to have a bit more material tucked inside of it, but you are unsure you have the ability to comprehend it at the moment.

>Add Skill: Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
>{Skill - Cryomancery: 1/7} Allows you to cast ice-based spells without penalty. The more complex the spell, the harder it is to learn and cast.
>Note: You can practice to increase magical skills, but this costs 5 mana per attempt, regardless of result.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically. (-1 Chance of Success, 1=0 When Rolling)
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>In Progress:
- Basic Cryomancery: 1/7

Continue studing the book to up my Cryomancery!

A one-eared peasant elf [Health: 18/70, Mana: 70/70, 95 gold]

A one-eared peasant elf [Health: 18/70, Mana: 70/70, 95 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:35:41 No.573546 Report

Quoted By: >>573575

>>573510
My life is a complete failure, time to cut my right ear off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C2SCKrbT Thu 18 May 2017 22:36:55 No.573572 Report

Quoted By: >>573630

IM FUCKIGN TELEPORTING INTO THIS DIMENSION THROUGH UNSTABLE WORMHOLE
ORGANIC MATTER TRANSFER INCOMPLETE
RNG GODS BETTER GIVE ME NICE NICE BOD WITH A MEANINGFUL ROLE
IM NOT A ROBOT

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:37:00 No.573575 Report

Quoted By: >>573627

>>573546
I said you can change your vocation so long as it's a black text colored one. Roll on this post to change. Reroll if it isn't black.

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 65/80 / GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 65/80 / GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:37:04 No.573577 Report

Quoted By: >>573617

>>573545

>You practice your Cryomancery. [2/7, -5 MP]

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically. (-1 Chance of Success, 1=0 When Rolling)
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>In Progress:
- Basic Cryomancery: 2/7

Continue magic practice!

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [70,70,100]

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Level 1 Dumbass Orc [70,70,100] ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 22:38:29 No.573613 Report

Quoted By: >>573631 >>573659

>>573529
Bout to knock your ass out without putting down this blunt faggot

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 60/80 / GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 60/80 / GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:38:40 No.573617 Report

Quoted By: >>573657

>>573577

>You have a eureka moment and practice your Cryomancery with stunning efficiency! [4/7, -5 MP]

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically. (-1 Chance of Success, 1=0 When Rolling)
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>In Progress:
- Basic Cryomancery: 4/7

Continue magic practice!

A one-eared peasant elf [Health: 18/70, Mana: 70/70, 95 gold]

A one-eared peasant elf [Health: 18/70, Mana: 70/70, 95 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:39:02 No.573627 Report

Quoted By: >>573672

>>573575
Thank you honorable highness *grovels and kisses foot*
Roll to end misery.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C2SCKrbT Thu 18 May 2017 22:39:10 No.573630 Report

Quoted By:

>>573572
ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME
THERE WILL BE BLOOD AND BETRAYAL

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [61,70,100]

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [61,70,100] ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 22:39:10 No.573631 Report

Quoted By:

>>573613
updated

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 55/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP)

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 55/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:40:06 No.573657 Report

Quoted By: >>573690

>>573617

>You continue to practice Cryomancy. [5/7, -5 MP]

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically. (-1 Chance of Success, 1=0 When Rolling)
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>In Progress:
- Basic Cryomancy: 4/7

Continue magic practice still?

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 70hp 70m 100 bling

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 70hp 70m 100 bling ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 22:40:09 No.573659 Report

Quoted By: >>573705

>>573613

You better get ready to adjust that hp bar once more cause I'm gonna fuck you up again SHOW ME ANOTHER 9

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:40:09 No.573660 Report

Quoted By:

>>573202
roll again

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:40:40 No.573672 Report

Quoted By: >>573683

>>573627
>a 27 get
Wow, amazing, a royal chef in our midst! I'm glad we found your talent
>please no lewd foot kissing 0_o
Make me something for brunch.

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:41:16 No.573683 Report

Quoted By: >>573714

>>573672
Any meal of your choosing as a token of my gratitude.

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 60/90 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 60/90 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:41:39 No.573690 Report

Quoted By: >>573728

>>573657

>You are almost finished practicing Cryomancy. [6/7, -5 MP] You have leveled up!

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically. (-1 Chance of Success, 1=0 When Rolling)
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>In Progress:
- Basic Cryomancy: 4/7

I feel strong! Continue magic practice, one more time?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kiPkVyPg Thu 18 May 2017 22:42:19 No.573701 Report

Quoted By:

roll for role

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [52,70,100]

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Level 1 Dumbass Orc [52,70,100] ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 22:42:29 No.573705 Report

Quoted By: >>573774

>>573659
9s fer 9s

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:42:52 No.573714 Report

Quoted By: >>573747

>>573683
I request
>a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream
>a quart of sweet tea

Baruk, Lv 1 [55/70 HP | 70MP | 1/10 XP | 95 GP | Health potion ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [55/70 HP | 70MP | 1/10 XP | 95 GP | Health potion ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 22:42:57 No.573717 Report

Quoted By: >>573989

>>573488
waste of good dubs I say

Eh, stupid to just look for a healer out in the main square. I head down to the Enpisee apothecary and get a run of the mill health potion.

> -25 gold
> Minor health potion added to inventory

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 40/90 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Sirkku the Cold Fair Maiden Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 40/90 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:43:20 No.573728 Report

Quoted By: >>573819

>>573690

>With your newfound strength, you miscast and end up wasting a lot of mana. Way to go, "strongest". (-20 Mana)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically. (-1 Chance of Success, 1=0 When Rolling)
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>In Progress:
- Basic Cryomancy: 6/7

Opps! I've got a headache now... Try practice more time?

!Z6Af3DmfPo

!Z6Af3DmfPo ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:43:38 No.573739 Report

Quoted By:

>>573202
I begin to tire but must persevere - the beast has but 19 health left. it seems to be weakened and unresponsive

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [52,70,100]

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [52,70,100] ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 22:43:40 No.573740 Report

Quoted By:

Roll for smoking a huge blunt in 1 hit for comfy but useless bonus

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:44:09 No.573747 Report

Quoted By: >>573878

>>573714
roll to prepare prince his meal

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def]

lettuce the orc town crier [HP 52 | MP 70 | GP 100 | XP 3 | Armor 1 | Spear 3 | Flying Boots 1 Def] ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:44:27 No.573753 Report

Quoted By:

>>573202
I go for the final attack - will I have enough power to conquer the beast

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 22:45:29 No.573774 Report

Quoted By: >>573811

>>573705

*cough* good swing.

I like you nigga, let's team up. Here's 30 gold pieces.

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [52,70,100] 30 coin, 1 xp

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Level 1 Dumbass Orc [52,70,100] 30 coin, 1 xp ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 22:47:16 No.573811 Report

Quoted By: >>573886

>>573774
Whatchu need done Vick?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 40/90 / GP 100, 1/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 40/90 / GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:47:31 No.573819 Report

Quoted By: >>573951

>>573728

>After many weeks of dilligent activity, you are now a self-taught cryomancer! As a magician, your spells can easily turn the tide of battle and/or make your life easier with magical conviniences, but be careful to watch that MP bar as it means more to you than anyone else, and remember - magic is not a toy!
>Add Skill: Basic Cryomancy - Allows you to cast basic Ice spells.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Basic Cryomancy - Allows you to cast basic Ice spells.
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

Go look for some mana potions. I'm thirsty now!

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(41/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:50:47 No.573878 Report

Quoted By: >>573954

>>573747
>the ice cream is soft, cold and refreshing
>he went a little heavy on chips
>but it tastes delicious
*sips sweet tea*
>the tea is perfect! The amount of sugar used is spot on
>not watery at all
Very good, you've done excellent. The kitchen is yours to command.

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 22:51:00 No.573886 Report

Quoted By: >>573930

>>573811

I need you to suck my cock, it will replenish my hp, if you do this I will stop my relentless assaults, and suck your cock as well, deal?

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [52,70,100] 30 coin, 1 xp

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [52,70,100] 30 coin, 1 xp ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 22:52:41 No.573930 Report

Quoted By: >>573997 >>574004 >>574096 >>574159

>>573886
No deal ima dumbass not your daughter

roll for fucking up killing myself

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 40/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 40/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:53:19 No.573951 Report

Quoted By: >>574029

>>573819

>Rummaging through the shelves on the library level of the tower, you find a stache of mana potions, just enough to get you back to full capacity if you so desired, though you doubt you could down them all in one sitting. (Add: x3 Mana Potions (20 MP)) Mana potions don't expire, right?

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- x3 Mana Potions (20 MP)
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Basic Cryomancy - Allows you to cast basic Ice spells.
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

I drink a mana potion! I wonder what it tastes like, mhhm?

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 22:53:26 No.573954 Report

Quoted By: >>574096

>>573878
Thank you sire. Whenever you desire a meal, call on me

Baruk, Lv 1 [70/70 HP | 70MP | 2/10 XP | 95 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [70/70 HP | 70MP | 2/10 XP | 95 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 22:54:51 No.573989 Report

Quoted By: >>574189

>>573717
> I manage to drink potion
> +15 HP

Alright, time to return home. I'm gonna take care of this tentacle monster once and for all.

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:55:09 No.573997 Report

Quoted By: >>574056 >>574212

>>573930
>while strolling in town
>notices the orc whooping and hollering
I sentence thee to death for being scum of the earth. GUARDS ARREST THIS FILTH

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 22:55:19 No.574004 Report

Quoted By: >>574212

>>573930

Another devastating dog attack

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 60/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 60/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 22:56:20 No.574029 Report

Quoted By: >>574295

>>573951

>The Mana Potion tastes like wet socks and you find yourself gagging at the flavor, but it does its job and now you're significantly more in tune with your mana capacity. (Remove: x1 Mana Potion (20 MP)
>Note: Using consumables is a free action, and will work regardless of rolls (though some consumables have an effect depending on how high your roll - see their description). You do not gain experience for using them, and in combat, they spend your action for the turn.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- x2 Mana Potions (20 MP)
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Basic Cryomancy - Allows you to cast basic Ice spells.
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

Ugh... I try and drink another mana potion, trying not to spill it all...

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 22:57:14 No.574056 Report

Quoted By: >>574146

>>573997

My prince... please take me into your service, I will sic my hounds on your enemies *kisses feet*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fwmy0u1U Thu 18 May 2017 22:58:32 No.574093 Report

Quoted By:

>>573202
I roll to plunder the treasure

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 22:58:35 No.574096 Report

Quoted By: >>574200

>>573954
>>poor chef is being ignored
>>feel bad
I've got an execution >>573930
coming up. What do you suggest I eat?

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:00:55 No.574146 Report

Quoted By: >>574199

>>574056
>>Jesus Christ another foot fag
>>memories from when I was a cobbler come back
>>no lewd foot kissing as a cobbler
Michael, I promote you to a new class.
>>Guard Captain Kennel Master
You now have access to the guard armory and more fight doggos. Arrest the Orc, to be sentenced to execution.

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:01:23 No.574159 Report

Quoted By: >>574212 >>574219

>>573930

I sure hope the prince lets you out of prison so I can continue this onslaught

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 3/10 XP | 95 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 3/10 XP | 95 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 23:02:22 No.574189 Report

Quoted By: >>574481

>>573989
>Got home safely!

I'm sick of tentacle monsters. Going straight up there to grapple it. Let's see how it goes.

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:02:41 No.574199 Report

Quoted By: >>574310

>>574146

My lord, you will not regret this! I shall serve faithfully!

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:02:42 No.574200 Report

Quoted By: >>574310

>>574096
Would you like me cook him after you kill him, sire? If do not wish to eat him I can feed him to whomever you choose: dogs, horses, peasants, his loved ones, the cat, etc.

Level 1 Dumbass Orc [0,70,100] 30 coin, 1 xp

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Level 1 Dumbass Orc [0,70,100] 30 coin, 1 xp ID:vbLULjRn Thu 18 May 2017 23:03:12 No.574212 Report

Quoted By: >>574286 >>574310

>>573997
>>574004
>>574159
Rolld a catastrophic failure for
>fucking up killing myself

Im already dead boys

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:03:34 No.574219 Report

Quoted By:

>>574159
Feel free to treat the peasants as you wish, the Orc is imprisoned, you're also The Guard Captain. So do what you will with him until execution time

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

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Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:05:35 No.574286 Report

Quoted By: >>574349 >>574369 >>574370

>>574212

Alright then I'll have the hounds eat the body I guess

Roll for how much of the body they consume

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:05:50 No.574295 Report

Quoted By: >>574495 >>574534

>>574029

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6bm9ev_6og

>You stomach the second dose better, but don't think you'll be able to handle any more soon. A part of you wonders if you'll be seeing that later, but you quickly shake the thought as you spend the moment to size up your current situation. (Remove: x1 Mana Potion 20 MP)) You are alone, in the middle of a spooky abandoned tower, and though now you're less helpless than you otherwise would be, you have limited supplies to make a trek into the wilderness in order to find your way back. Come to think of it, you never even checked the floors lower than the library.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 7)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Mana Potion (20 MP)
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Basic Cryomancy - Allows you to cast basic Ice spells.
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

I check to see what the lower floors of the tower are like?

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:06:20 No.574310 Report

Quoted By: >>574369

>>574199
I'm certain, Captain Kennel Master Michael.
>>574212
>delusional rambling whilst imprisoned
>>574200
That would be a grand undertaking, but I'd enjoy it if you cut him up and feed him to the Kennel Master dogs in public?

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

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Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:07:21 No.574349 Report

Quoted By: >>574410

>>574286
NO MICHAEL HALT WERE EXECUTINH HIM IN PUBLIVC

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:07:58 No.574369 Report

Quoted By: >>574410 >>574433

>>574286
>So do what you will with him until execution time
>not having him suck your cock
waste of power
>>574310
It shall be done your highness. Roll to fulfill demands

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:08:06 No.574370 Report

Quoted By: >>574410 >>574433

>>574286

Ignore this post I'm not sure if he's dead or not but I will go by the assumption that the village idiot is still alive and in prison

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp

Michael Vick - KENNEL MASTA - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:10:21 No.574410 Report

Quoted By: >>574499 >>574502 >>574818

>>574349
>>574369

See >>574370

Sorry for the confusion

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:11:14 No.574433 Report

Quoted By: >>574502

>>574370
>.....
>>574369
Excellent. Let me know when it's completed

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 4/10 XP | 95 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 4/10 XP | 95 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 23:12:19 No.574481 Report

Quoted By: >>574525

>>574189
>tiptoe into the drow's room
>seems almost too quiet
>most of the nasty purple stuff is one of the corners
>figure there's where the monster is
>jump at it
>got something!
>strong, but I'm a fucking orc
>It trashes around for what seems like hours
>I hang on to a large tentacle

Gonna roll until the monster is tired.
Monster exhaustion 1/5
My exhaustion 0/5

Rolling to grapple

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:13:08 No.574495 Report

Quoted By: >>574514 >>574564

>>574295

>Stumbling down the vexingly unstable stairs, you enter what seem to be the remains of a kitchen. Though any food it contained has long since evaporated and the area smells of dust more than anything else, you can't help but feel disgusted at the disorderly, sloppy state it was left in upon abandonment. The lack of lighting makes it difficult to prevent stepping on loose bowls and dishes, and you hear a low squeaking...

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:13:23 No.574499 Report

Quoted By:

>>574410
OOC: that idiot better be not have ran off
>>well this is a bummer. A real disappointment
>>the chef did all that work, and now he may have killed himself in prison
I will think of something for you to do if he's actually dead.

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:13:31 No.574502 Report

Quoted By:

>>574433
>>574410
I will wait until the guard is done with the prisoner. In the meantime I roll to masturbate.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:13:57 No.574514 Report

Quoted By:

>>574495

>Out from under a dining table craws out a gigantic rat of unual size, its thick shaggy hair absent in areas, showcasing the mottled sinew stretched across its lanky frame. You fight the urge to scream and terror and retreat. (Rolling for initative... Success = Players get the First Strike)

ENCOUNTER:

Giant Rat, [16/16 HP 0/0 MP]

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 4/10 XP | 95 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 4/10 XP | 95 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 23:14:33 No.574525 Report

Quoted By: >>574866

>>574481
>monster trashes wildly, almost throws me off
>I barely manage hang on

Monster exhaustion 1/5
My exhaustion 1/5

Rolling to grapple

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FQQKJl1F Thu 18 May 2017 23:15:07 No.574532 Report

Quoted By:

>>571667
Rawlin

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 80/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:15:14 No.574534 Report

Quoted By: >>574830

>>574295

>The Giant Rat ambushed you!

Giant Rat's attack!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LaxWgTVm Thu 18 May 2017 23:15:30 No.574562 Report

Quoted By:

roll

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:15:32 No.574564 Report

Quoted By: >>574830

>>574495
*rolls from corner* Well that was an unsatisfactory wank. Wait. What are you doing in my kitchen?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TmslZHST Thu 18 May 2017 23:15:44 No.574570 Report

Quoted By:

rolle

CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:15:46 No.574572 Report

Quoted By: >>574820

I roll to convince the royal chef to let me taste his soup

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:17:28 No.574818 Report

Quoted By: >>574957

>>574410
Michael, do you know of Baruk the landlord? When the high elf king was here, an orphan, he was tossed out by Baruk. Harming the king is an executable offense...so, persue him in the name of the king. The chef worked too hard for it not to be used.

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:17:30 No.574820 Report

Quoted By: >>574850 >>574852

>>574572
I give him a month old soup. Roll to rob him at knife oint.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 76/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 76/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:18:09 No.574830 Report

Quoted By: >>574835 >>574886 >>574977

>>574564

>In front of you is a fair maiden dressed in high-quality clothing with odd blue hair; probably some type of noble. She is currently being attacked by a Giant Rat.

"H-Help!"

>>574534

E-EEEK! I-I invoke my Wand of Magic Missile on the Giant Rat!

>Magic Missile - Attacks with a ranged magical projectile for +1 damage. It always strikes true to its target, and upon rolling 0, reroll. The new number is the roll you use.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 76/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 76/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:18:35 No.574835 Report

Quoted By:

>>574830

Rerolling as per Magic Missile's effect!

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:19:23 No.574850 Report

Quoted By: >>574977

>>574820

I shall take none of this insolence!

Roll to arrest and bring you before the prince for trying to assault the guard captain

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 70/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:19:28 No.574852 Report

Quoted By:

>>574820
*hold knife the wrong way and cut myself*
OH SHIT. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BLUE HAIRED SLUT. IT'S DARK IN HERE HONEST

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 4/10 XP | 95 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 4/10 XP | 95 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 23:20:02 No.574866 Report

Quoted By: >>574914 >>575097

>>574525
>I get a better grip in the monster
>it keeps thrashing
>this is like a rodeo
>except I'm an orc and have never seen a rodeo
>goes on forever

Monster exhaustion 2/5
My exhaustion 2/5

Grapple!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1XuN2iQX Thu 18 May 2017 23:20:45 No.574885 Report

Quoted By:

>>571692
roll

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:20:47 No.574886 Report

Quoted By:

>>574830
I'm currently being arrested. But if you could be a dear and get rid of this rat problem, that'll be greeeeat.

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:22:26 No.574914 Report

Quoted By: >>575097

>>574866

HALT IN THE NAME OF THE PRINCE

Roll to arrest and bring before the prince as his highness commanded

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:25:01 No.574957 Report

Quoted By: >>575039

>>574818

My lord I'm troubled to bring you this news but baruk has escaped, the cook has tried to stab and rob me, and he also had escaped, please forgive my failures!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 76/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 76/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:25:47 No.574977 Report

Quoted By: >>574996 >>575035 >>575061

>>574850

From the corner of your eye you notice a fair maiden being assaulted by a large rat in the back of the disobedient chef's kitchen. She appears to be calling for help in between blasting it with a wand.

"H-Help!"

>>574830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4g4W3nIhuk

>You hit the Giant Rat with magic missle, causing it to recoil in pain.
Giant Rat, [9/16 HP 0/0 MP]

Giant Rat's attack!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 63/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 63/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:27:14 No.574996 Report

Quoted By:

>>574977

>The Giant Rat sinks its teeth deep into your flesh, causing you to scream in pain (don't forget to subtract charges from your wand!)

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:28:41 No.575025 Report

Quoted By: >>575052 >>575068

It seems I am now on the run. I must find a new profession in life, seeing as working in the palace is the only place I can work, I need a new job but first a disguise. Roll to grow mustache

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:28:58 No.575035 Report

Quoted By: >>575116

>>574977

I ROLL TO SEND MY THREE BEST DOGS TO ATTACK THE RAT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:29:12 No.575039 Report

Quoted By: >>575057 >>575068

>>574957
That's fine, I'm not worried. Perhaps that's what I get for bringing a peasant into the chef's kitchen? You have the manpower. Do what you want with him
As for Baruk, I'll get someone to help you.

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared royal elven chef [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:30:01 No.575052 Report

Quoted By: >>575076 >>575095

>>575025
hmm not the best looking mustache, enough to hide my identity but not enough to get laid. Roll for new vocation.

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:30:12 No.575057 Report

Quoted By:

>>575039

Yes my lord

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 63/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 63/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:30:26 No.575061 Report

Quoted By: >>575116 >>575126

>>574977

Attempt to push the rat off of me by hitting it!

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:30:38 No.575068 Report

Quoted By:

>>575025
>>575039
Kek forgot my name.

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:30:52 No.575076 Report

Quoted By: >>575095 >>575111 >>575115 >>575148

>>575052

You think you can skip town and get a new job? You're coming with me you wretch! Roll to arrest

A one-eared elven nobleman with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared elven nobleman with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:32:04 No.575095 Report

Quoted By:

>>575052
My fortunes have changed. From depressed peasant, to successful chef, to nobleman. My life is just one big >>575076 oh for fucks sake

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 4/10 XP | 95 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 4/10 XP | 95 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 23:32:18 No.575097 Report

Quoted By: >>575239

>>574866
>hang on to the tentacle
>find a really good grip
>what this is easy now
>monster continue to thrash
>still don't fall off
>monster eventually gets tired
>I'm still on it's back
>moving slower now
>I don't let go
>it gives up and goes entirely motionless
>I stand up, wipe my brow

>>574914
"HALT IN THE NAME OF THE PRINCE"

>I turn around
>one of the prince's guards just ran into the room
>panting, tired as fuck
>purple goo everywhere
>everything in the room is broken
>giant purple tentacle lies on the floor, it's tip waves around lazily
>guard looks absolutely terrified
>he pisses himself and runs away

A one-eared elven nobleman with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared elven nobleman with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:32:56 No.575111 Report

Quoted By: >>575148 >>575178

>>575076
You know if you let me out of hire I can make it worth your while. Roll to bribe him.

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:33:03 No.575115 Report

Quoted By: >>575144

>>575076
Roll to upgrade Michael Vick's equipment
0-4 Failure
5-7 Success
8-9 Superior improvement to equipment

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 63/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 63/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:33:03 No.575116 Report

Quoted By:

>>575035

>Your dogs are currently engaging the rat.
Giant Rat, [4/16 HP 0/0 MP]

>>575061
>Your delicate limbs are not ideal for this job, though you do manage to hit the rat in a place that hurts.
Giant Rat, [2/16 HP 0/0 MP]

Giant Rat rolls for target! (0-4 Michael, 5-9 Sirkku)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 63/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 63/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:33:22 No.575126 Report

Quoted By: >>575203

>>575061

Giant Rat's attack!

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:34:03 No.575144 Report

Quoted By: >>575181

>>575115

With this new equipment, I will attempt the arrest of Baruk once more!

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:34:17 No.575148 Report

Quoted By:

>>575076
Michael, stop.
Look.
>>575111
He's...my brother. You cannot arrest him.

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:35:33 No.575178 Report

Quoted By: >>575197 >>575202 >>575218

>>575111

Your bribes are meaningless wretch!

You suggested I make the previous prisoner suck my cock... *unzips pants*

Roll to oral rape

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:35:34 No.575181 Report

Quoted By:

>>575144
>Michael Gains Giant Bone Sword- you now direct and command any doggos in the surrounding area +3 attack

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:36:41 No.575197 Report

Quoted By:

>>575178
MICHAEL NO STOP HE'S MY BROTHER HE TOO IS A PRINCE DON'T
>kill him lowkey since I don't want him to get the throne. Seriously kill him

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:37:07 No.575202 Report

Quoted By: >>575232

>>575178
>oral raping the prince

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:37:12 No.575203 Report

Quoted By: >>575255 >>575312

>>575126

>The Giant Rat bites!

>EVENT:
>A distant scream can be heard from the Royal Chief, now a nobleman's kitchen. Someone is still in need of help!

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:37:54 No.575218 Report

Quoted By: >>575267 >>575278

>>575178
Roll to bite dick off

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:38:31 No.575232 Report

Quoted By: >>575267

>>575202

MY GOD PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME !!!!!!

my lord... we didn't know until now you were the long lost brother of the prince!!!

Please spare me!

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 6/10 XP | 95 GP ]

Baruk, Lv 1 [70 HP | 70MP | 6/10 XP | 95 GP ] ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 23:38:49 No.575239 Report

Quoted By:

>>575097
>and that's how I got a tame giant octopus as a tenant
>he doesn't pay rent though but he's really nice
>sometimes comes along to the market to get fish

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:39:29 No.575255 Report

Quoted By: >>575285 >>575297

>>575203
>>I rush into the chef's kitchen
>>tfw no royal chef
>tfw I saved my brother prince from peasantry
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE!!??? Roll for my royal heirloom's enchantment (rapier/sabre)

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

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A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:39:54 No.575267 Report

Quoted By: >>575278 >>575297

>>575218
>>575232
whoops :^)

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:40:25 No.575278 Report

Quoted By:

>>575267
>>575218

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:40:57 No.575285 Report

Quoted By: >>575318

>>575255

>From the corner of your eye you notice a fair maiden being assaulted by a large rat in the back of the disobedient chef's kitchen. She appears to be calling for help in between blasting it with a wand. The giant rat hisses at you threateningly.

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

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Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:41:36 No.575297 Report

Quoted By:

>>575267
I think my Guard Captain Kennel Master is dickless :(
>>575255
Doubles and a five...
Sabre of Divine Magick (light enchantment) damage modifer= +2

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:42:15 No.575312 Report

Quoted By:

>>575203

OOC: sorry I'm phone posting things are moving to quickly for me to take part I'll contribute when I get home sorry!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5OA2fhvd Thu 18 May 2017 23:42:23 No.575313 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:42:41 No.575318 Report

Quoted By: >>575374

>>575285
>fear not lass! I am the prince...perfectly capable of saving you...
>roll for initiative

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0ZW1BJT6 Thu 18 May 2017 23:43:50 No.575343 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Ike

Ike ID:dffC7Y/q Thu 18 May 2017 23:44:20 No.575354 Report

Quoted By: >>575396

>>571667
rolling for chargen

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:44:40 No.575361 Report

Quoted By: >>575379 >>575388

I guess it's time to use my new found power. Roll to gather servant boys in my bed chambers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MybVwVIl Thu 18 May 2017 23:44:52 No.575364 Report

Quoted By:

be me taking that roll

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:45:26 No.575374 Report

Quoted By: >>575384 >>575427

>>575318
>I leap forward, jump on the countertops and dash torwards the the rat
> I catch him off guard and begin my strike
>he wheels back, off the maiden and to a cupboard

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:45:35 No.575379 Report

Quoted By: >>575416

>>575361
I SAID BOYS NOT MEN. roll to behead the man that brought me these "boys".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QfRi6qqo Thu 18 May 2017 23:45:35 No.575380 Report

Quoted By:

How about I join?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:45:48 No.575384 Report

Quoted By: >>575460

>>575374
>With the slash of your blade, you slice the rat from throat to crotch, its guts leaking out like a badly made sandwich. Screeching in pain, it curls up in a fetal position as its eyes glaze over. The Giant Rat is no more.

Giant Rat [-8/16 HP 0/0 MP] +1 XP to Sirkku, Michael, Marcelus

LOOT:
- Giant Rat Tail

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:45:54 No.575388 Report

Quoted By: >>575416

>>575361

Any work need doing my lord?

Ike

Ike ID:dffC7Y/q Thu 18 May 2017 23:46:27 No.575396 Report

Quoted By:

>>575354
I would like to request my share of the taxes from the countryside, as I am a noble.

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant ID:QfRi6qqo Thu 18 May 2017 23:47:41 No.575415 Report

Quoted By: >>575442

New wares have just come in! I have reagents for alchemists and some other odds and ends.

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:47:41 No.575416 Report

Quoted By: >>575475

>>575379
Suck a smooth, skilled slice. His head is in perfect condition. This shall make a fine addition on my mantelpiece.
>>575388
I believe I recall that you are fan of cock sucking. Roll for you to do your royal duty ;)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:48:23 No.575427 Report

Quoted By: >>575497 >>575555 >>575557

>>575374

>The fair maiden looks at you favorably. Though injured from the early Giant Rat's attack, she nevertheless came out of the encounter with her dress and makeup untouched. She is blushing.

"My HERO! I've been trapped in this tower for weeks now and- wait a moment...

Are- you... the King!?"

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:49:04 No.575442 Report

Quoted By: >>575502

>>575415
Excuse me little goblin creature. How much for a crown to place atop my royal head?

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

Marcelus the Prince (dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:50:00 No.575460 Report

Quoted By: >>575632

>>575384
>I leave the tail
My lady, are you alright? Do I need to see you to a healer? Do you need me to comfort you in anyway?
>tfw beta provider prince
>swoons at any magical girl like an autist

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:51:02 No.575475 Report

Quoted By: >>575496

>>575416

I never should have accepted this promotion

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:52:09 No.575496 Report

Quoted By: >>575550 >>575653

>>575475
You've done your kingdom proud. *kisses you and calls you a faggot*

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

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Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:52:09 No.575497 Report

Quoted By:

>>575427
>an idea
Yes, yes I am. I'm so sorry that that..thing attacked you! Let me see you to a healer?

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant ID:QfRi6qqo Thu 18 May 2017 23:52:17 No.575502 Report

Quoted By: >>575633 >>575653

>>575442
Goblin you call me? Insulting. I'll let it pass. I am more of an alchemist than a jeweler, but I'll arrange something. Have you any materials?

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Thu 18 May 2017 23:54:48 No.575550 Report

Quoted By: >>575633 >>575641 >>575653

>>575496
The court finds your language unbefitting of a prince. Pay me retainer or face sanction.

Ghost of the sky king

Ghost of the sky king ID:ppmPjGh2 Thu 18 May 2017 23:54:51 No.575555 Report

Quoted By: >>576429

>>575427
my sweet devi, nooo.. .__.

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

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Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Thu 18 May 2017 23:54:56 No.575557 Report

Quoted By:

>>575427
Or...something else?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Thu 18 May 2017 23:56:22 No.575632 Report

Quoted By: >>575758

>>575460
>>575460

>The maiden glanced at her arm. It was bleeding heavily from the Giant Rat's bite, though none of it seemed to be getting on her dress. If anything, she almost looked aesthetically pleasing injured...

"I... Your Majesty, you saved me! I didn't expect the King of all people to come to my aid, and a King like you!"

>She kneeled down and instinctively hugged the dwarven prince with a smile: she smelled of perfume as well a a bit of dust, and was cold to touch.

"Oh! Terribly sorry your Majesty- I didn't mean... I think I should see that healer! I've been all alone for weeks now and you and that odd chef that was just arrested were the first people I've seen in ages!"

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:56:26 No.575633 Report

Quoted By: >>575651 >>575663 >>575758

>>575502
Whatever you need my strange little friend. I am a royal heir after all. An alchemist you say? Well I am in need of a few things in alchemy, here's my list:
>luck potion
>healing potion x 5
>charm potion
>enchanted crown
>enchanted ring
>a barrel of ale (if you have it)
>>575550
lol I'm the prince go fuck yourself

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant ID:QfRi6qqo Thu 18 May 2017 23:56:56 No.575641 Report

Quoted By:

>>575550
Very well, take what you will. If it placates you, I'll make the crown free of charge. But my other question still stands, have you materials for this crown or shall I arrange for them to be delivered to me? Also, have you a design for this crown?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HX1RS3wL Thu 18 May 2017 23:57:16 No.575645 Report

Quoted By: >>575688 >>575737 >>575807

this game has gotten way too complex, and leaves too little to creativity
>0 (hurt yourself)
can't we decide what a miserable failure is ourselves?
what if i fail at killing myself?
i miss the old threads

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Thu 18 May 2017 23:57:35 No.575651 Report

Quoted By: >>575708

>>575633
This sleight will not fall victim of poor memory... your highness.

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:57:42 No.575653 Report

Quoted By: >>575670 >>575674 >>575702 >>575758

>>575502
>>575550

He is your prince you fools have you any respect!
>>575496
My liege would you like me to arrest these peasents?

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant ID:QfRi6qqo Thu 18 May 2017 23:58:20 No.575663 Report

Quoted By: >>575696

>>575633
Ah, well I can see to it that you are well provided for. The crown will take some time. The rest I can provide.

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Thu 18 May 2017 23:58:51 No.575670 Report

Quoted By: >>575686

>>575653
By all means, please do.

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Thu 18 May 2017 23:59:08 No.575674 Report

Quoted By: >>575729

>>575653
I will not be spoken to by a commoner in such tongues, least of all a eunuch. Control your man prince! I am of noble blood after all!

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Thu 18 May 2017 23:59:46 No.575686 Report

Quoted By: >>575727

>>575670

My lord the merchant is making the crown, would you like me to arrest him now or later?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HX1RS3wL Thu 18 May 2017 23:59:54 No.575688 Report

Quoted By: >>575807

>>575645
Also, saying what the classes personalities are is dumb. Again, creativity

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Fri 19 May 2017 00:00:15 No.575696 Report

Quoted By: >>575726

>>575663
Take as long as you need happy little merchant, as for the design just make it a classic gold crown with a ruby, a sapphire, and an emerald embedded into it.

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Fri 19 May 2017 00:00:33 No.575702 Report

Quoted By:

>>575653
A peasant eh? Guards! Arrest this man for contempt of nobility!

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant ID:QfRi6qqo Fri 19 May 2017 00:00:45 No.575708 Report

Quoted By: >>575731

>>575651
I'm old, dear Baron, here, take these wares and continue on your way.

>luck potion
>healing potion x4
>Charm potion

Ale and the ring I cannot provide. The crown will come first. Go to a tavern if you seek ale. The ring is better found at a specialized jeweler.

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant ID:QfRi6qqo Fri 19 May 2017 00:01:43 No.575726 Report

Quoted By:

>>575696
Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald shall it have. Good day, I'll set to work immediately

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Fri 19 May 2017 00:01:44 No.575727 Report

Quoted By: >>575772 >>575823

>>575686
Please spare Hershel, he is a friend and a great upstanding member of our society.

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

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(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:01:50 No.575729 Report

Quoted By: >>575740

>>575674

LORD I AM GUARD CAPTAIN HOUNDMASTER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY AND THEY HAVE ORDERED YOUR ARREST!

roll to arrest

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Fri 19 May 2017 00:01:57 No.575731 Report

Quoted By:

>>575708
This has settled my temper for the moment. Your hebrew is wise Prince. I would caution you to bend an ear to him now and again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ppmPjGh2 Fri 19 May 2017 00:02:26 No.575737 Report

Quoted By:

>>575645
Most people here don't roleplay at all. It's usually just "roll to instantly achieve whatever", and failures are just "k reroll".

Rolling 0 is actually one of the few times people actually place themselves in the situation and think "Hm, I wonder how this could go wrong in a way that it actually could hurt me".

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Fri 19 May 2017 00:02:36 No.575740 Report

Quoted By: >>575750 >>575752

>>575729
roll to resist

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Fri 19 May 2017 00:03:22 No.575750 Report

Quoted By: >>575764

>>575740
>Having resisted the guards arrest, Ike whips his cape around and leaves the court.

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:03:38 No.575752 Report

Quoted By: >>575771

>>575740

*locks you in the royal dungeon*

Your fate is in the princes hands now.

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Fri 19 May 2017 00:04:10 No.575758 Report

Quoted By: >>575772 >>575817 >>575901

>>575632
>I grimace deeply at her kneeling down to hug me. Marcelus is filled with rage and frustration, and his inner insecurity on his heritage boils beneath the surface of his rough skin.
Yes, lets go.
>Marcelus curtly grabs her arm and strides to>>575633
And>>575653
MICHAEL. Please see the...
>smiles sweetly at Sirkku, conflicted with his inner rage
Maiden to a healer. I've got some plans to form. >>575633
What's going on here?

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:04:33 No.575764 Report

Quoted By: >>575777

>>575750

OOC:Catastrophic failure means I arrested you silly

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Fri 19 May 2017 00:04:56 No.575771 Report

Quoted By:

>>575752
you fool, i clearly resisted your arrest, 40/29

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:05:16 No.575772 Report

Quoted By: >>575823

>>575758
>>575727

I have arrested the baron as the prince commanded, please let me know your future plans with him.

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP]

Ike, the Pity-Baron [70/70 HP 70/70 MP 100GP] ID:dffC7Y/q Fri 19 May 2017 00:05:43 No.575777 Report

Quoted By: >>575802 >>575823 >>575908

>>575764
0 is a failure, we're not by tens, scratch all of ikes last posts from the record and slay him, I'm rerolling

Lucas, the undetermined

Lucas, the undetermined ID:dffC7Y/q Fri 19 May 2017 00:06:43 No.575797 Report

Quoted By: >>575844

Ike was a bitch

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:07:01 No.575802 Report

Quoted By: >>575819 >>575901

>>575777

Ur not getting out of this that easy bud but I guess UR A PRINCE NOW WHAT THE FUCK AHHHH WHAT IS IT WITH ME ARRESTING FUTURE PRINCES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dsJUMy9A Fri 19 May 2017 00:07:13 No.575807 Report

Quoted By:

>>575645
critical failures are a staple of tabletop rpgs
why roll at all? because it gives direction to the game and prevents people from having only good things happen to themselves
you still make up whatever the critical failure is, but rolling a 0 has consequences. and killing yourself isn't something that's really sanctioned in the gameplay. that ends your game so who gives a shit? if you want to kill your character then stop playing and come back next thread

>>575688
it's just flavor you nigger, and the more the better. people complain about not having enough direction or rules, people complain about the game being too complex. i'm just going to add whatever i think makes the game better.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WrL7LgB9 Fri 19 May 2017 00:07:17 No.575808 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant [25 gold]

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant [25 gold] ID:QfRi6qqo Fri 19 May 2017 00:07:29 No.575813 Report

Quoted By:

The jewels have been inlain, now all that remains is the fusing it to the band and the enchantment.

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Fri 19 May 2017 00:07:52 No.575817 Report

Quoted By: >>575884 >>575901

>>575758
I was gallivanting in the town market til I came upon a hunched silhouette. Intrigue I approached this hooked nosed creature and found him to be a friendly happy alchemist, I gave him our shopping list and ordered him to make me a crown and you an enchanted which I was going give you to you as a present, dear brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dsJUMy9A Fri 19 May 2017 00:08:14 No.575819 Report

Quoted By: >>575842 >>575847

>>575802
He's not the Prince, i need to update this shit, only your first roll counts for king or prince (which should be obvious but everyone wants to be king or guess. trips on any other roll is just a great success for whatever you were trying to do

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Fri 19 May 2017 00:08:30 No.575823 Report

Quoted By: >>575842 >>575908

>>575772
Vick, the baron is royalty. Take Sikku to a healer...she's injured. And ask her what she knows on transformation magick.
>>575777
Holy shit another little brother prince? Ffs >>575727
Draw your sword we're killing this bastard son.

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Fri 19 May 2017 00:09:44 No.575842 Report

Quoted By:

>>575819
I've none all along I'm not a true prince, I've just been enjoying the power since they were about to kill me.
>>575823
Gladly

Dreius, Bronze Dragon

Dreius, Bronze Dragon ID:dffC7Y/q Fri 19 May 2017 00:09:45 No.575844 Report

Quoted By:

>>575797
Ike is dead, all hail Dreius, the Bronze

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:09:55 No.575847 Report

Quoted By: >>575859 >>575867

>>575819

Yes can you please remove the "SUBSEQUENT TRIPS ARE NEXT IN LINE" thing, it's very confusing and we've literally had a whole thing play out where the guy I arrested became the current princes brother

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dsJUMy9A Fri 19 May 2017 00:10:41 No.575859 Report

Quoted By:

>>575847
not gonna remove that but just going to add that only your first roll applies to this shit.

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Fri 19 May 2017 00:11:03 No.575867 Report

Quoted By: >>575908 >>575929

>>575847
And you probably wouldn't have been castrated if it wasn't for that :^)

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Fri 19 May 2017 00:11:56 No.575884 Report

Quoted By:

>>575817
Thank you brother. Unfortunately it appears the baron is a prince. No one but you, me and the Captain have to know. Let's kill him

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Fri 19 May 2017 00:12:46 No.575901 Report

Quoted By: >>576030 >>576100

>>575758

(Adding XP from slaying rat!)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Pendant
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 6)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic
- Mana Potion (20 MP)
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:
- Basic Cryomancy - Allows you to cast basic Ice spells.
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

>>575758
>The maiden appears to feel something off with Marcelus, but is still too high on being rescued by royalty to care. She smiles at >>575817 and >>575802.

"Hello! I'm Sirkku, the maiden of the library tower that I was trapped in until His Majesty here saved me! I- I was injured by monsters..."
>The maiden lifts her arm to reveal a rather large set of bite wounds on it.

"Will- will it scar!?"

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp

(Castrated by prince) GUARD CAPTAIN Kennel Master Michael Vick (eleven) - 61hp 70m 70gp ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:12:59 No.575908 Report

Quoted By: >>576048

>>575867
>>575823
>>575777

Hey guys shits gotten confusing and I'll be back later, I'll be in the next thread, the baron is free I guess unless the other "prince" who bit my cock off objects lmao peace guys

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant [25 gold]

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant [25 gold] ID:QfRi6qqo Fri 19 May 2017 00:14:16 No.575929 Report

Quoted By: >>575961

>>575867
Alright, and how do the enchantment go?

עכשיו זה קסום

and it's complete.

>enchanted crown

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold]

A one-eared molested elven prince with a mustache [Health: 65/70, Mana: 70/70, 100 gold] ID:/DJYCRSI Fri 19 May 2017 00:16:35 No.575961 Report

Quoted By: >>575998

>>575929
*puts crown on head*
My god, I feel a strange tinkling sensation. S-shlomo what have you done to me you crafty merchant?

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant [25 gold]

Hershel Shlomo Moishe the Merchant [25 gold] ID:QfRi6qqo Fri 19 May 2017 00:18:54 No.575998 Report

Quoted By: >>576048

>>575961
Nothing, good prince. A little sorcery that's less orthodox if you catch my drift. Hasn't harmed me and all my clothes are blessed with it. It takes some getting used to, but it'll make you a little more clever.

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Fri 19 May 2017 00:20:48 No.576030 Report

Quoted By: >>576158

>>575901
>roll to summon a cleric
Sirkku, I know you're injured, but what can you tell me about transformation magick? A cleric will be here any minute to tend to that arm. And no, with my healers your arm will be perfect, just like you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:21:36 No.576043 Report

Quoted By: >>576066 >>576100

Rolling!

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Fri 19 May 2017 00:21:48 No.576048 Report

Quoted By:

>>575998
My brother said you had something made for me?
>>575908
Farewell, until next time.
>roll for cleric

Ashley Daughter of Smashley

Ashley Daughter of Smashley ID:sJJUrljr Fri 19 May 2017 00:22:48 No.576066 Report

Quoted By:

>>576043

Wtf it gives me my boyfriends ID still gonna use that roll

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

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Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Fri 19 May 2017 00:24:43 No.576100 Report

Quoted By:

>>575901
>successfully summoned a cleric
> it's him >>576043

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dsJUMy9A Fri 19 May 2017 00:27:01 No.576150 Report

Quoted By:

jesus christ, how do i fit all my updates into one thing without making the image the size of a mural

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Fri 19 May 2017 00:27:22 No.576158 Report

Quoted By: >>576224

>>576030

>Sitting on a stool, the maiden held a finger to her mouth in order to aid pondering, before shrugging.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have any knowledge of that kind of magic. While I was kept in the Wizard's Tower, I did stumble across a library full of books though. It might have what you're looking for? I took a book out of it:"

>The fair maiden pulls out A Blue Tome Titled: The Fundamentals of Ice Magic

"I've been studying it and learned a few magic tricks! Nothing about transforming stuff though, other than turning ice into water and water into ice."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IfeCfe31 Fri 19 May 2017 00:30:13 No.576214 Report

Quoted By: >>576431

roll

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Fri 19 May 2017 00:30:32 No.576224 Report

Quoted By: >>576503

>>576158
>the prince gently takes it and flips through it quickly
>hands it back
I suspected as much, and that's fine. If you didn't find a book on transformation in your library, then it's not there.
>sits and begins to think
>eureka again
Who locked you in that tower?

Red Grim (Lv 4) [100HP | 130MP | 30EXP | 100GP]

Red Grim (Lv 4) [100HP | 130MP | 30EXP | 100GP] ID:ppmPjGh2 Fri 19 May 2017 00:37:09 No.576429 Report

Quoted By: >>576503 >>576588

>>575555
By the power of quads... I become Grim, the Red King of the Skies - a former warlock and king, who abdicated the throne to explore the kingdom and learn new magic.
After some experiments in blood magic (and some wicked rolls), my shape-shifting imp familiar was turned into a powerful spirit bound to my blood, on which I took to the sky. I found the supposedly abandoned tower of Icedorf, and together with my familiar and two sorceresses who had ended up in the tower, I defeated an attacking yeti (which I suspect was Icedorf's attempt to transmute himself with a polar bear).
(I played this character last night)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IfeCfe31 Fri 19 May 2017 00:37:11 No.576431 Report

Quoted By:

>>576214
Bone the Lonely Orc Druid Level 1 (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

>Wake up in a hut, in the Grim Forest and prepare to gather reagents for a magical brew.

First action is to find a wolfsbane plant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dsJUMy9A Fri 19 May 2017 00:39:15 No.576469 Report

Quoted By:

>>576438
>>576438
NEW
keep your characters if you want

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2 [+1] (HP 57/80 / MP 80/90 / GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:wyG+tVEO Fri 19 May 2017 00:41:17 No.576503 Report

Quoted By:

>>576224

"That... I don't know. The farthest back I remember is waking up on the top floor of the tower last month. It seemed that whatever wizard or wizards occupied it vacated the area, and they left behind a mess! The top of the tower peeks out into a forest, but moving down to the third floor using the staircase led me to your royal kitchen, which I hate to add was so messy that I couldn't tell it was part of the tower! I think it's magic!"

>>576429

(Hi Lord Grim!)

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10

Marcelus the False King(dwarven)(70/70/100)XP1/10 ID:ih1wm+Uh Fri 19 May 2017 00:45:37 No.576588 Report

Quoted By:

>>576429
>>576429
>I journey to Grim's Tower with a group of elite guards and adventurers
>my men bust open the palace room gates
"Grim, The Red King of the Skies! I beseech your awesome magick, and will pledge loyalty to you, if you would grant me just one request, my army and kingdom is yours".

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