Hello my name is Patrick Eisenstein, I am circumcised, me and my family go to the synagogue every sabbath, we don't eat pork, we make sure all our food is kosher, my parents are constantly grumbling in Yiddish about money, we have Talmud books hanging on the shelves, we celebrate Passover and Hanukkah, all 4 of my grandparents are survivors of the holocaust, I have a big hook nose and I am a member of the alt-right; helping the white race, so do I sound Jewish?