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IT’S OUR NATION’S BIRTHDAY PATRI-SLUTS AND IT HAS A BIIIG PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY UNCLE SAM WANTS YoU! HE’s BRINGING his STAR SPANGLED BONER TO GIVE YOU FREEOM TO HOE BUTT that’s not ALL. HE’S gonna launch his rocket into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE and EXPLODE in your SPACIOUS SKIES. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE DADDY will eat that ASS like apple pie . iF yoUVE been a COMMIE NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! send this to 25 SONS of LIBERTITTY & you’ll get Daddy SAMs’ MEGA THICC PATRIODICK
