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Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:41:36 No.5731844 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5731848 >>5731851 >>5731875 >>5735066

>wake up
>one testicles is swollen, double size
>hurts like hell
>doctor opens in an hour
its been nice knowing you boys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2HRK1dVs Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:42:23 No.5731848 Report

Quoted By:

>>5731844
Two very important questions:
Why did you save a thumbnail, and who are you quoting?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hPlATNw8 Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:42:39 No.5731849 Report

Quoted By: >>5731853

try moving it up and down with your crotch muscles

Normie

Normie ID:vdoIA+1t Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:43:09 No.5731851 Report

Quoted By:

>>5731844
Testicular torsion.
RIP op.
F

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:43:30 No.5731853 Report

Quoted By: >>5731872 >>5731875

>>5731849
that hurts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f70SgD+X Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:43:40 No.5731854 Report

Quoted By: >>5731858

knock down the medical buildings door with your newly acquired wrecking ball testicle

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:44:42 No.5731858 Report

Quoted By: >>5731865 >>5731875

>>5731854

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f70SgD+X Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:46:35 No.5731865 Report

Quoted By:

>>5731858
it's the only way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VZU9hM9S Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:46:53 No.5731867 Report

Quoted By: >>5731874

Stop sticking your nuts in the microwave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hPlATNw8 Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:47:51 No.5731872 Report

Quoted By: >>5731957

>>5731853
then there is a problem
try the motion again but press on the area of your pubic fat about 1-1.5 inches above your given testicle (little to the right of center for right little to the left of center for left)
do it for both and compare the weight/pain/distance moved/distance descended/distance raised/time it takes to return to normal position/scrotum elasticity (is it tightened up and close to the body or very flappy and everywhere)

Normie

Normie ID:vdoIA+1t Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:48:27 No.5731874 Report

Quoted By: >>5731883 >>5731957

>>5731867
He's just trying to get a medical marijuana card.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RLefjJxU Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:48:51 No.5731875 Report

Quoted By: >>5731957

>>5731844
>>5731853
>>5731858
What are the chances you got ball cancer?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VZU9hM9S Thu 05 Jul 2018 05:51:49 No.5731883 Report

Quoted By:

>>5731874
would rather have KFC tbqdesu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 06:13:50 No.5731957 Report

Quoted By: >>5731962

>>5731872
>then there is a problem
no shit. thanks for the help though
>>5731874
not a thing in Denmark
>>5731875
dont know waiting on the phone for doctor. im number 4 in line

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hPlATNw8 Thu 05 Jul 2018 06:15:03 No.5731962 Report

Quoted By: >>5732054

>>5731957
did you do the things

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 06:44:20 No.5732054 Report

Quoted By:

>>5731962
it hurts. im just gonna go to the doc

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TOQUYWOu Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:29:27 No.5732809 Report

Quoted By: >>5732828 >>5732838 >>5732965 >>5736328

Back from doctor.
She asked me a bunch of questions. Pricked my finger to see if I had an infection. I peed in a cup so she could test it and then she stuck a thing in my penis and it hurt
Apparently it's an infection in my bi-testicle whatever that is. It it could be chlamydia or cancer. Will get test results the 16th

All in all not a great start to my day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMsMb5Yv Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:33:05 No.5732828 Report

Quoted By: >>5732841

>>5732809
;,( Sorry to hear that OP. Keep us informed?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RLefjJxU Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:35:29 No.5732838 Report

Quoted By: >>5732848

>>5732809
Damn I feel sorry for you but how the hell did you get it?
Was it randomly woke up and your balls were bigger than normal and it hurt?
Did you get cancer just like that overnight?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TOQUYWOu Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:36:00 No.5732841 Report

Quoted By: >>5732851

>>5732828
I'll make a thread when I get result if I don't forget. I am on my way to pick up antibiotics now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJsMssx0 Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:36:58 No.5732844 Report

Quoted By:

Get fucked gaymark

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TOQUYWOu Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:37:47 No.5732848 Report

Quoted By: >>5732858

>>5732838
I've had a fever on and off this past week. And then yes. Just one up and my left balls was x2 size. So I've been sick for a week and now this bullshit. I just wanna go to work and be fine ... fug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMsMb5Yv Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:38:48 No.5732851 Report

Quoted By: >>5732867

>>5732841
I actually hope shit turns out alright for you, so that means you're probably fucked tbqh. :[ Sorry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vwMDk3cS Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:39:35 No.5732856 Report

Quoted By: >>5732867

FINALLY A GOOD THREAD

Mörky

Mörky ID:5SDNz9EQ Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:39:42 No.5732858 Report

Quoted By: >>5732878

>>5732848
man, that's fucked
hope you get well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TOQUYWOu Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:41:11 No.5732867 Report

Quoted By: >>5732915

>>5732851
Yea I hope it goes alright too. She said cancer risk was minimal and it was probably infection but it still fucking sucks. A man's balls should be in pain!
>>5732856
Thanks Finland!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TOQUYWOu Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:42:35 No.5732878 Report

Quoted By: >>5732898

>>5732858
Tanks. The chlamydia test where she stuck a thing up my dickhole hurt

Mörky

Mörky ID:5SDNz9EQ Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:45:38 No.5732898 Report

Quoted By:

>>5732878
Was she cute?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hMsMb5Yv Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:49:32 No.5732915 Report

Quoted By:

>>5732867
>A man's balls should be in pain!
Look on the bright side, some people pay thousands of dollars to experience what you're getting for free!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Dkxk424p Thu 05 Jul 2018 09:57:20 No.5732965 Report

Quoted By:

>>5732809
Damn that sucks. Godspeed Anon, hope it's not too bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TOQUYWOu Thu 05 Jul 2018 10:07:15 No.5733004 Report

Quoted By: >>5733024

Got my meds!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dd+8ICbV Thu 05 Jul 2018 10:09:49 No.5733017 Report

Quoted By: >>5733029

post pic of your nuts

Mörky

Mörky ID:5SDNz9EQ Thu 05 Jul 2018 10:10:52 No.5733024 Report

Quoted By: >>5733029

>>5733004
u should post a pic of your balls, for posterity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RLefjJxU Thu 05 Jul 2018 10:11:42 No.5733029 Report

Quoted By:

>>5733017
>>5733024
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TOQUYWOu Thu 05 Jul 2018 14:50:10 No.5734819 Report

Quoted By: >>5734960 >>5735028

Swelling is gone. Burns when I pre from the chlamydia test ball still hurt but not as much
All in all hopeful

Mörky

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Mörky ID:5SDNz9EQ Thu 05 Jul 2018 14:58:30 No.5734960 Report

Quoted By: >>5735364

>>5734819

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FTXg8uSw Thu 05 Jul 2018 15:08:22 No.5735006 Report

Quoted By: >>5735364

Get well soon OP!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hMsMb5Yv Thu 05 Jul 2018 15:11:29 No.5735028 Report

Quoted By: >>5735364

>>5734819
Hang in there danebro.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KNQVTxdA Thu 05 Jul 2018 15:18:09 No.5735066 Report

Quoted By:

>>5731844
F

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 16:00:58 No.5735364 Report

Quoted By: >>5735374

>>5734960
>>5735006
>>5735028
thanks guys, your support is genuinely heartwarming, i had a really bad day today, but you cheered me up! genuine thanks!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vnzq7HFh Thu 05 Jul 2018 16:03:35 No.5735374 Report

Quoted By:

>>5735364
Hope your balls will be okay brother!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dnl/ysiO Thu 05 Jul 2018 16:06:35 No.5735390 Report

Quoted By: >>5735442 >>5735905 >>5736242

so the nurse grabbed your cock and jammed a rod up your peenhole

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hMsMb5Yv Thu 05 Jul 2018 16:18:06 No.5735442 Report

Quoted By: >>5735905 >>5736242

>>5735390
>Pic related: OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 17:29:47 No.5735905 Report

Quoted By:

>>5735390
>>5735442
pretty much yea, after she took my blood and made me pee in a cup

it was very uncomfortable and hurt, wasnt too bad but was definitely not nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 17:38:57 No.5736242 Report

Quoted By:

>>5735390
>>5735442
the long thing is what goes in your peehole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SW/5BR1M Thu 05 Jul 2018 17:46:35 No.5736328 Report

Quoted By: >>5736347

>>5732809
Well.....at least it isn't testicular torsion I guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 17:49:38 No.5736347 Report

Quoted By:

>>5736328
yea it isnt, she kinda twisted my balls and made sure the "surface" of the nut was okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 17:59:44 No.5736483 Report

Quoted By: >>5736543

ball still hurts gonna go to bed /bant/ thanks for the support

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OD12fVF1 Thu 05 Jul 2018 18:06:09 No.5736543 Report

Quoted By:

>>5736483
good night dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MGyRomFp Thu 05 Jul 2018 18:06:57 No.5736547 Report

Quoted By: >>5736713

QUICK OP
DO THIS TO EQUALIZE THE PRESSURE INSIDE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMAdVAvp Thu 05 Jul 2018 18:28:30 No.5736713 Report

Quoted By:

>>5736547
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