Why are German women so ridiculously beautiful? Not just face, but body as well. German women can be so perfectly thick; they are probably the thickest assed women in Europe. They have good skin, they have a beautiful culture, they have sexy accents, gorgeous hair. German men, you better know how lucky you cunts are. And they age well too, They are beautiful as kids (platonically), young women, and are the most gracefully ageing Europeans that I know, looking good until old age. Also their personalities are adorable.

How the fuck can I marry one? I NEEEEEEEED a German wife.