has r/banter ever been working in their garden planting cacti but one day a frog jumps off a fence onto your face and it scares you and it makes you jump and trip backwards onto your ass but you were standing behind your cacti and the angle was just right that a cactus slid down your ass and the cactus' thorns started to dig into your guts and lacerating your gut lining and you had taken laxatives just before so you start furiously shitting out chunks of your guts and then the cactus thorns hits your g spot and shreds your prostate causing your insides to be flood with semen until you are shitting out semen but the semen also mixes with your blood and it makes it more viscous and it causes you to start to black out because your blood is half semen and you arent getting enough oxygen but you arent even close to cumming so you rip another cactus out of the ground and you start to pound your dick with the cactus so hard that it becomes flat and it eventually start to be ripped apart and then you cum out of the mangled hole that was your penis and you cumming combined with the light headed euphoria makes you have the greatest climax you ever felt but everything is then fine because you are still here posting ??
