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Anonymous ID:e7iiSPnp Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:27:32 No.5755384 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5755453 >>5755459 >>5756225 >>5756448

Are Americans born with the ability to talk to the Founding Fathers through flags or is it an acquired skill?

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Anonymous ID:TMFgpr5k Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:31:40 No.5755410 Report

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It's taught in schools

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Anonymous ID:yQB3+mnk Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:38:25 No.5755440 Report

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The Sixth Sense 2 with Ryan Reynolds and that hyperactive kazoo kid.

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Anonymous ID:E89wqHFn Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:41:31 No.5755453 Report

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>>5755384
What this anon said >>5755410
We're taught since elementary to give our pledge to the flag

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Anonymous ID:H3vthpMM Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:42:36 No.5755459 Report

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>>5755384
>>5755410
They have the ability to talk telepathically to any dead president. So the next one will be Trump and every young American will be eager to ask him stuff
-Donny, how do I tell my mom I'm shitposting ironically but I'm actually very smart?
-Grab her by the pussy

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Anonymous ID:Lon1mVru Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:50:18 No.5755524 Report

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>>5755459
no, it only works for presidents before your birth, Clinton wont work.

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Anonymous ID:hLXPwkpA Sat 07 Jul 2018 10:56:12 No.5755602 Report

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Let's sing the national anthem. I'll start.

SHE'S A GOOD GIRL,LOVES HER MAMA

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Anonymous ID:MHLc4z6w Sat 07 Jul 2018 12:15:56 No.5756208 Report

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>germans are ashamed of their flag and in constant fear of it spontaneously growing a swastika

You cant make this shit up

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Anonymous ID:liUC9j2B Sat 07 Jul 2018 12:19:07 No.5756225 Report

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>>5755384
yes

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Anonymous ID:iyWQT+k/ Sat 07 Jul 2018 12:19:14 No.5756226 Report

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>>5756208
you can

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Anonymous ID:Y0WTYj2x Sat 07 Jul 2018 12:20:57 No.5756239 Report

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Yeah, but they break if they touch the ground, and the remaining soiled magic needs to be burnt off.

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Anonymous ID:WVCNT2UA Sat 07 Jul 2018 12:24:50 No.5756258 Report

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>>5756208
>Inside every Russian sleeping a Communist, waiting for an opportunity to overthrow a tyrannical monarchistic regime to establish their own tyrannical regime.
True story.

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Anonymous ID:hNfXZPWP Sat 07 Jul 2018 13:12:54 No.5756448 Report

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>>5755384
Anyone can talk to the Founding Fathers. All you need to do is smoke DMT with your butt.

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