has r/banter ever ate a load of baked beans so u get the big fibre and u get big poop poop poop poopies in ur poopbox but u r really horny so you start to fuck your ass with ur bad dragon mega masturbator dildo and you orgasm so hard you clench your anus tight and create a vacuum seal around your anus keeping your dildo stuck in there like glue and youur poopies start to fill up your intestines and you eventually fill up with so much poopsies you start to throw up poop out your mouth but eventually your esophagus muscles tire out and cramp so you cant throw up anymore and you fill up with poop and you explode in a brown cloud but its ok because you are still posting here ??