>>5767423Episode 15: Birds Of Pray
Raven Man: So what’s the worst part about fapping to you?
Toneth: The cleanup, you're basically cleaning up you!
RM: Hmm, you’ve got a point there
Toneth: You know, masturbation is like mating, over and over again
RM: Yeah, but minus the STDs
Toneth: Yeah, but when you actually mate, you’ve got to stop, you’ve got a mate
RM: Yeah, but when is that ever going to happen?
Toneth: Yeah, but you should stop now, just in case
RM: Yeah, but I need a reason not to, something substantial
Toneth: I hear Christianity has some good morals against it
RM: Yeah, but instead of just praying, we can preach
Toneth: Yeah, and to stand out you could wear white, and I could wear black
RM: That’s a great idea
Toneth: We could use the unused basement of the apartments!
RM: Are you crazy! It’s closer to Hell!
Toneth: Do we have anywhere else to go?
RM: No.
Toneth: Glad you understand
RM: Let Jesus into your lives, can't you see he loves each and every one of you?!
Toneth: God good sin bad, read book
RM: Pray to him; ask him for guidance, he knows you better than anyone else!
Toneth: If you put your hands together and talk to the sky, good things happen
RM: You sick of this now?
Toneth: Yep
RM: Can you believe these morals!? No sex before marriage?! It’s like they want the earth to be populated by perfect people
Toneth: Yeah, we should just quit it, and go back to being the losers we once we’re
RM: Yeah
Toneth: It was an interesting ride while it lasted though
RM: Yeah and when we do find that someone, I’m sure that’ll be great
Toneth: I’m sure I’ll be the first though
RM: Don’t count on it
(Author’s note: Please don’t start a religious turf war this was meant for purely satirical purposes don’t take it seriously guys)
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and that's it. I'm pretty sure he made around 12 more volumes but I didn't download them because I thought he wouldn't be stupid enough to use his school email.
