Okay bant, I'm kind of an autist, but I managed against all expectations to find a GF. Of course, I didn't know what to do with her, so I started reading old "seduction" books from the 70's and earlier, on the premise that older books would be more "timeless" than more recent ones. Some of it worked pretty well; I played an old 1950's samba song on Youtube and started dancing with her and flipping her up over my head and she really liked that.

But some of it didn't work so good - specifically, one of my seduction books said that women find it "irresistible" to have their pubic areas tickled "to the point of mania." I tried this, using the instructions and diagrams just as they were written, and she pissed herself, and now she's upset with me. Anyway, what's a good gift to give to a girl who is embarrassed because you caused her to piss herself on your bed?