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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:27:47 No.5784274 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5784276 >>5784277 >>5784278 >>5784279 >>5784280 >>5784284 >>5784288 >>5784289 >>5784292 >>5784295 >>5784299 >>5784300 >>5784301 >>5784304 >>5784373 >>5784628 >>5784688 >>5784767

How do I bee myself and lose my 20y skeleton virginity /pol/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:45:36 No.5784276 Report

Quoted By: >>5784308

>>5784274
Be yourself inside somebody else

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:46:27 No.5784277 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784274
stop obsessing over your fucking virginity, only jewish screenwriters are so neurotic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:48:29 No.5784278 Report

Quoted By: >>5784281

>>5784274
Talk to girls.
Some hipster girls like skellys.
Dress like a pretentious musician.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:48:32 No.5784279 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784274
>and lose my 20y skeleton virginity
Step away from the computer and stay away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:53:35 No.5784280 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784274
Being a skeleton is way better than being a fatty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:56:15 No.5784281 Report

Quoted By: >>5784285 >>5784286 >>5784287 >>5784291

>>5784278
Talk to girls.

But I'm really really shy, I don't even have the balls to download tinder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:57:09 No.5784282 Report

Quoted By:

Fat girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:58:05 No.5784283 Report

Quoted By:

It's really about being the right place at the right time more than anything. Talk to many girls as you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:58:06 No.5784284 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784274
become a trap and get stuffed with cocks in your boipucci

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:59:19 No.5784285 Report

Quoted By: >>5784290

>>5784281
One of my best friends is a walking skeleton with a 6 face and scars from pimpels all over his back. He has a different girl every couple months
If he can do it, you can too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:59:40 No.5784286 Report

Quoted By: >>5784290

>>5784281
Go to r9k faggot. Also beee yourself :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:00:43 No.5784287 Report

Quoted By: >>5784293

>>5784281
Be honest with me anon. How much do you eat? How much do you fap? How much do you work out and what type?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:00:44 No.5784288 Report

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>>5784274
Learn to walk with god again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:00:58 No.5784289 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784274
go on craigslist
therapeutic sekshun
$60 for cardate/massage
>or wait for a roastie to give you time of day... which with habben... never

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:01:19 No.5784290 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784286
That's where I came from.

>>5784285
Every time I walk into a nightclub a girl hints at me but I'm too afraid to come up to her and talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:01:46 No.5784291 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784281
Then are you being yourself or are you being a coward? Do you even know yourself that well? When was the last time you were in a situation where you had no control over what happens?
Faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:03:17 No.5784292 Report

Quoted By: >>5784296

>>5784274

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:03:23 No.5784293 Report

Quoted By: >>5784298 >>5784303

>>5784287
5'10 64kg. During college no time to FAP. Since it's summer 5 times a day.
During college gym every day. During summer no gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:03:47 No.5784294 Report

Quoted By: >>5784297

I'm also a 20yo virgin. How about some consensual cooperation between two lads? Wanna feel a Pole inside of ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:04:21 No.5784295 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784274

I’ll help you out if you know what I mean anon. Teehee. Also, a cat is fine too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:04:48 No.5784296 Report

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>>5784292
Nice trips.

Thanks for the 1 day ban.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:05:18 No.5784297 Report

Quoted By: >>5784302

>>5784294

Can I watch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:05:45 No.5784298 Report

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>>5784293
>Skeleton
>5'10 64kg

I am 5'7 and 45kg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:05:46 No.5784299 Report

Quoted By: >>5784306

>>5784274
Find the nearest gay bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:05:59 No.5784300 Report

Quoted By: >>5784306

>>5784274
stop watching (((anime)))

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:06:06 No.5784301 Report

Quoted By: >>5784305 >>5784306

>>5784274

Get into really hard drugs and you'll be more confident and be able to skim some of the super easy women that run in those circles.

Pills though, not coke or meth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:06:44 No.5784302 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784297
Our party, you're invited

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:06:50 No.5784303 Report

Quoted By: >>5784306

>>5784293
Stop fapping completely. If you work out make sure you aren't doing a meme workout and just eat more protein and fat since you are so light. You won't get muscle or weight in general unless you eat. 110 at 5'10 is not good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:06:57 No.5784304 Report

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>>5784274
A woman is like driving a manual YOU JUST GOTTA JAM IT IN AND GRIND THE FUCK OUT OF IT UNTILL IT GOES IN !!!

And if it won't let you then push harder till it forces it's way in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:09:31 No.5784305 Report

Quoted By: >>5784365

>>5784301
I would think a coke slut would be the best drug slut. If it's pills then it will probably be oxy and that might as well be a heroin slut. And a meth slut is just going to be nasty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:09:56 No.5784306 Report

Quoted By: >>5784365

>>5784299
No homo
>>5784300
I love my animu
>>5784301
Weed and coke doesn't help.
>>5784303
I know I know. I spent months browsing /fit/. To scared to browse fit now since I wasn't in the gym in 1 month. In 5 months I went from 57kg to 64kg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:10:42 No.5784307 Report

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You be yourself by making yourself better OP. Be grateful your only fucking 20 years old and not a 29 year old boomer like me. LIFT WEIGHT. Stop fapping to porn. Go out and meet women. Its surprisingly women as you will soon figure them out if you haven't already, because nearly all women operate in very similar ways. Once you key in on the intricacies, you can have them in the palm of your hand praising your every word and sucking your cock and offering their holes on command.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:12:19 No.5784308 Report

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>>5784276
This, basically.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hhGo/Q+K Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:14:22 No.5784328 Report

Quoted By: >>5784408

Wtf is this shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0wvXld3Y Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:17:50 No.5784365 Report

Quoted By: >>5784408

>>5784305

Debatable for sure but at least near me and out of college, its all pills. coke is viewed as a ghetto drug and oxy has this tractor beam hold on upper middle class girls with bad streaks or who want to have fun.

>>5784306

OP i was kind of kidding with my first post but you sound really high strung and a little socially awkward. Pop a few valium or klonopin and you will give no fucks for just long enough to make bad moves with sketchy chicks as you only should before 23.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5A0FBZPu Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:18:27 No.5784373 Report

Quoted By: >>5784408

>>5784274
In your case, I would recommend being someone else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t10HmdZo Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:19:02 No.5784384 Report

Quoted By: >>5784408

BEE
also sex before marriage is a sin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:55RGavHP Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:21:23 No.5784408 Report

Quoted By: >>5784435 >>5784471 >>5784477 >>5786159

>>5784328
>>5784365
>>5784373
>>5784384

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t10HmdZo Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:23:15 No.5784435 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784408
we just need mods that dont allow this shit to be dumped into our board
the /pol/ mods arent going to stop being kikes anytime soon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XaHL958 Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:26:09 No.5784471 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784408
Who cares?
It's not hurting anybody.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hhGo/Q+K Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:26:49 No.5784477 Report

Quoted By: >>5784505

>>5784408

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1L4lLuSc Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:29:05 No.5784505 Report

Quoted By: >>5784551

>>5784477
They had to ruin Eva with this faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hhGo/Q+K Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:34:28 No.5784551 Report

Quoted By: >>5784580

>>5784505

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1L4lLuSc Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:37:36 No.5784580 Report

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>>5784551

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9XHG1EVf Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:43:01 No.5784628 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784274
How to lose virginity really easy bro
Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don't be unnattractive
if you have completed steps 1 and 2 correctly then women will throw themselves at you. congratulations, you now have lost your virginity and now have a gf! :DD

Snekman

Snekman ID:PXg2lES/ Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:52:55 No.5784688 Report

Quoted By: >>5784724

>>5784274
what a sad picture :^(

Snekman

Snekman ID:PXg2lES/ Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:56:46 No.5784724 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784688
like think of this: because of the mortality rates of WW1, the kid probably died and died a terrified kid under the threat of being shot by his battalion leader,

Snekman

Snekman ID:PXg2lES/ Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:00:56 No.5784767 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784274
oh wait . never mind. nazi uniform. this is wwII. I hope he is ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:17pUAIei Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:47:58 No.5786159 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784408
>non existant

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